Superfast! Page #3

Officer Canaro,

what have you got?

There is a camera.

Yeah. So?

So.

Maybe, it recorded what happened.

And then what?

And then..

And then

you could watch the tape.

And see.. who shot him.

It just might worked.

Who is he?

There's nothing on him.

No record.

Guy kills a cop,

has no priors...

Doesn't make any sense.

Let's check the body,

I want a fingerprint.

What the hell is that?

The black light will expose

what the human eye can't see.

Like what date line uses,

for those exposes

or Motels with dirty sheets.

Covering disgusting bed bugs.

Gotcha.

You, son of a b*tch.

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

Where is my car?

Well, Carlos.

I don't mean to be the bearer

of bad news, but..

I don't have it.

So. You don't have my car?

Well uh...

The double cross didn't go as planned,

per Se.

Per Se?

Yeah, per Se. You know.

As a matter of speaking.

Yeah, but you say per Se,

when what you said wasn't exactly accurate.

So what happened?

The double cross didn't go as planned.

So, Not per Se after all.

I guess not. Not per Se.

And that!

That!

Per Se!

I have more information. Senor.

I was going to tell you,

but you stabbed me.

Yeah well,

you must always kill the messenger.

That's sort of how we work,

right?

Si, Si. I understand, but...

Quick.

Make him comfortable.

Bring a pillow

and some coconut water.

Here.

- Bless you.

- This pillow is down filled!

I'm allergic!

You have a hypoallergenic one?

I don't know.

Perhaps cotton or I don't know..

Something in the soft, microfiber.

Thank you.

There, feel better now.

It will help to replenish

your electrolytes.

It's filled with mango and peach.

Feel better now?

Oh, Serento.

He shot the other three.

I barely got out with my life...

Serento, huh.

Get rid of him.

Carlos...

Madre de Dios, Que me asust!

I wasn't done.

Forgive me please.

I constantly interrupt people.

It's a terrible habit,

I'm working on it.

But my therapist says

it's a form of narcissism.

Anyway, you were saying?

I know where Serento

and his crew hideout.

It's at the warehouse of...

I interrupt again, didn't I?

Yeah.

Therapy is a process.

Get my car.

As for Serento and his crew.

Kill them all.

I have more information, senor.

Alright people. We are in serious

lock down mode.

No one leaves the garage.

De La Sol is out to kill me,

and the rest of you.

How can you be so sure?

By follow my Tweeter.

Check this out.

A Tragedy has occurred.

Where a veteran detective

has been brutally murdered.

Come on, you bastard!

Police had been ordered

to shoot this man.

Police are also encouraging

Angelenos to take the law

into their own hands.

If you see this man,

please shoot him, stab him,

or if the opportunity arises,

slap him upside the head.

Oh, come on!

What?

- We have to get out of here.

- Go where?

Some place where no one would find us.

Some place with no extradition,

like Tokyo or Rio

or Florida.

You are talking fake passports,

plane tickets,

living off the grid...

We don't have that kind of money,

Vin.

Then we need to get some money,

fast.

Or we're all dead.

Ideas?

How about we moved to San Francisco and

open an alternative lesbians coffee shop.

What? I'm just big ballin.

Why don't we just sell this b*tch

super car.

We'll be rich!

Boom!

Problem solved, b*tch!

Great idea,

if it were actually a "super car".

What?

87 octane?

Super cars only run on premium.

I know it.

Why would De La Sol have us drive this car

unless it was valuable.

Something smells fishy.

It's a break down of all De La Sol's

illegal activity.

Records of bribes to corrupt politicians,

where he houses his hoes,

Where he keeps his stash of money

worth over a $100 million.

Wait... That's it!

Right!

We go to the house where he keeps his hoes

and we keep it.

We steal his $100 million.

And get out of town for good.

Who's in?

I'm in.

Boss, I got the lunch.

Thank God, I'm starving.

What is this?

Burger and fries.

Yeah I can see that.

I'm not blind!

But I ordered a kid's meal.

I'm sorry.

You know that I've been collecting

the 'Despicable Me' minions.

- I told you. You know that.

- Yes

I have them all,

except for Carl.

I have Jerry, I have Stuart,

I have Kevin, Dave,

but I needed Carl.

Carl says.

"Bee-doh! Bee-doh."

And you forget about it.

I need the BeeDoh BeeDoh guy,

to complete my collection!

Okay, I go back.

I go get a new one.

No, no, no..

I don't even want it anymore.

Robbing Juan Carlos' of a $100 million,

ain't going to be easy.

If we are going to pull off this heist,

we're going to need a bigger crew.

First thing first,

we need a black guy.

As Ja Rule or Bow Wow

or Ludacris.

Why does he have to be a rapper?

Cos movies like these always have a rapper

doing the cameo.

It brings in the urban demographic.

Dummy.

Plus, they get to do a soundtrack title.

Hey, what about uh ..

Lil Wayne, T.I., DMX,

Gucci Mane and Akon?

No, all those guys are either on their

way to jail or just getting out of jail.

We'll film a reality show that

chronicles going to jail

and then getting out of jail.

And then go back to jail.

I got it.

I know the perfect guy to do the cameo.

And we need an Asian guy.

- Some one who can drift?

- Because Asian guys are cool.

And last but not least,

we need a beautiful model

making her future acting debut..

She's not going to have a lot of lines

or a lot to do.

But she's smoking hot.

Fine to look at.

MODEL TURNED ACTRESS

- How do you do that?

- What?

You describe them and then like

instantly they're here.

Well, I had to.

It's a classic multi-ethnic

round up scene.

It's in every

Fast & Furious movie.

Plus, I like to give my heist a sort of

United Colors of Benetton feel.

Now let's get down to business.

Alright, these are the

blueprints to the building.

De La Sol is holding his $100 million in.

Does anyone have any idea.

How to read a blueprint?

Oh, damn dog of my.

That's not what you asked me.

You said, can I drive fast

and can I use a gun.

- Damn!

- So many numbers.

Right, then I say

we go over there

and see for ourselves

what we are up against.

You, Rapper Cameo and

Cool Asian Guy.

Let's roll.

Wait! I'm not going?

No, why don't you stay behind

with the girls.

Killed him.

That was our secret handshake!

- Now it's his.

- Deal with it.

B*tch!

There's something I need to talk to you

about when you get back.

Can you give me a hint?

Rock-a-bye baby

on the treetop.

When the wind blows,

the cradle will rock.

Okay...

When the bough breaks,

the cradle will fall.

And down will come BABY...

cradle and all.

Oh my God!

Are you serious?

You taken up singing.

You should totally try out

for The Voice.

Avril Lavigne is going to love you!

When a man and a woman

make love,

sometimes there can be,

unintended

consequences.

I know exactly

where this is heading.

And I want to talk to you about it.

Great.

Cos I'm pretty sure

you gave me herpes.

I'm...

We'll talk about this later.

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