Superfast! Page #4

Who are you?

Where is the rest of the money?

What do you mean? It's all here.

Watch out!

I'm on it, bro.

De La Sol's stash is worth

over a $100 million.

Where is it?

- Who's De La Sol?

- Who's De La Sol.

Aw...

You think I was born yesterday?

Question.

Is this 1414 Becker Street?

This is 1414

Becker Lane.

What's with all the cash?

We're a church,

it was Bingo night.

I am the pastor, you a**hole!

Que Paso?

Someone just robbed the church

on Becker.

I know they wanted my money.

You think it was Serento?

Duh!

He thinks he can steal my money?

Listen to me, Cesar.

Please pay attention.

- I want my building guarded.

- Okay.

Put the money in the

strongest vault there is.

And kill Serento.

- You got it?

- I got it, boss.

Lo Qu es, El medio parte Que?

What?

Uh..

Building.. guarded.

No..no.

The vault?

No, no. Not that, the..

- Kill Serento?

- Right!

Now I understand.

Guard the building and

put Serento in the vault!

I'll just better text you

the needs, mijo.

It's for the best.

Now, now you have instructions

in your cellphone.

- I didn't get it.

- But I already sent it!

No.

Aye! You have the 4G network?

Yes. Of course.

I'm still under the 3G,

it's much slower.

How can I run a major criminal empire..

And not having the same network?

Well uh, in three months.

My contract is going to end.

And then I plan to upgrade

to the newest network.

But in 3 months,

that would be 5G!

Okay.

How about you give me your phone.

And then you get a new one.

- I'm going to kill you.

- We go now.

They're wearing ski masks.

They must have gone skiing

immediately before or after the crime.

Contact the Aspen police,

the Canadian Mounties,

and Whistler in the Swiss Alps

special forces. See what they know.

Right sir.

And take a look at this.

That's Vin Serento.

He's involved too.

Triangulate the area.

I want every available officers

to be on the lookout for these guys.

Serento's chop shop must be close by.

And for God sake.

Someone get me some more baby oil!

How is it going on fingerprint match?

Uh, still nothing.

Wherever you fugitives are,

I'll find you.

You hear me? I will find you!

How about this t-shirt?

Sir?

Is it tight enough?

Is it tight enough?

Yes, I mean I can see your nipples

and everything.

You're damn right.

That's what I'm going for.

Alright. Here's the deal.

1414 Becker Street,

is a Mexican restaurant,

called Big Ass Tacos.

De La Sol's using it as a front.

I love Big Ass Tacos.

It's a perfect cover.

While unsuspecting customers

chow down,

De La Sol got a secret room

at the back.

De La Sol's stash must be there.

Cos they brought in "The

strongest Vault There is."

A vault big enough to hold

a $100 million plus.

But this place is locked down harder than

Lindsay Lohan's liquor cabinet.

If they see us,

we're dead.

But I got a foolproof plan.

That's going to get us the money.

And they'll never know what hit them.

First, we need eyes on the inside.

That's where Jordana and Michelle

come in.

Now before you get into the vault,

there is a counting room.

De La Sol doesn't trust the counter

from stealing.

So to make sure they are not

hiding cash in their clothes.

He makes them all work butt naked.

Everyone's nude.

Even the guards.

You two will get jobs

as new counters.

Wait.

All of these girls are

totally naked and super hot?

Perfect tits.

Every last one of them.

Continue.

Now everyday at 3 o'clock, right after

he finishes watching Judge Judy.

De La Sol comes in to check

on the money in the vault.

Michelle,

you improvise a distraction.

The guard rush over.

Alone, Jordana will slip away

and spy on.

De La Sol as he opens the vault.

What you'll find is that.

The vault is encrypted with a high tech

DNA code that matches De La Sol's.

So. We need a sample

of De La Sol's DNA.

If we're going to

get into that safe.

Come On! Get out of here!

Out!

De La Sol takes a 10 mile run

every morning through the city.

And that's where Model Turned Actress and

Cool Asian Guy come into play.

Model Turned Actress will drive by

getting De La Sol's attention.

And he will say something like..

"Nice boobies."

Then Cool Asian Guy will appear

and say something like..

"Did you just said 'nice boobies'

to my girlfriend?"

And he will reply:

"I don't know, it's that your girlfriend?"

"Yup."

"Well then,

I said 'nice boobies'."

That's when you have to defend her honor.

"So then I must defend her honor

and challenge you to a...

"Karate fight."

Oh, cos I'm Asian.

You automatically assume I know karate?

Do you?

Yeah, I'm a 3rd degree

black belt.

That's a total coincidence.

Anyway, you'll fight him.

You will do spinning windmills.

Leg sweeps,

and flying side kicks.

Then De La Sol will start working your face

like a punching bag.

All in the effort to get De La Sol

to build up a nice sweat.

So Model Turned Actress can collect

DNA sample from his upper ass crack.

Ass crack?

The purest form of DNA.

Now that we have a sample of his DNA,

we can unlock the safe.

How we ever get near the vault

to open it?

That's where you come in,

Rapper Cameo.

We're going to give you the DNA

sample to unlock the vault.

Shove you in a box and

shipped you there.

Say what?

We'll send you ground.

3 to 5 days shipping.

3 to 5 days?

We looked into overnight.

But the rate was outrageous.

Come on, man!

You will get delivered and placed by the

vault, waiting further instructions.

That brings us to Curtis.

You'll be the decoy.

You'll knock on the door.

And when the guards open up.

You tickle him.

- Did you say tickle?

- Did I stutter?

You'll run around the

alley dodging bullets.

And that will draw the other naked guard to

rush outside and shooting you.

When Rapper Cameo

hears all the gun fire,

he'll pop out like jack in a box.

He'll run over to the door

and lock out the guards.

He'll then use the ass crack

DNA sample to unlock the vault.

Now back outside,

Curtis will finally get shot.

Get shot?

Yes. And mainly in the groin.

And when the guards go to check to see

if Curtis is finally dead...

I die?

We pull up.

Catching them off guard,

and take them out.

Rapper Cameo opens up from the inside,

We load up the cars with the cash.

Then me and bro,

rendezvous with Jordana,

Michelle, Model Turned Actress,

Rapper Cameo and Cool Asian Guy,

in an extradition free exotic locale.

And the best part of the plan?

No casualty what so ever.

Except for Curtis. Of corse.

Son of a...

So, what do you say?

Okay, second idea.

We bust in, blow open the vault and

drive off.

- Yeah! Uh-huh.

- That's good.

- Yeah! I like that, plan B.

- I like that one.

I'm down with that.

Yeah, yes.

We ride at dawn.

Dawn, really?

What's wrong with dawn?

It's so early,

dawn is before breakfast.

Yeah.

And I am no good without breakfast.

Fine. We ride after breakfast.

How about we all go out for breakfast.

iHop would be fun?

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