Superfast! Page #5

- Yeah!

- Yeah. That's good, that's good.

Their pancakes are the bomb.

We ride...

after iHop.

Hey Curtis.

Did you finish fixing up the Smart car?

What you think?

Nice.

Real nice.

And I got a little something for you.

Thanks, man.

My unicorn car!

- What?

- You fixed it up?

For me?

Surprise.

No.

It's a simple gesture.

To show how special you are to us.

Giving your sweeten

loving present to him.

What's his name?

Mom was right.

I should have joined an ordinary

motorcycle gang instead!

What a baby...

I still need to talk to you.

Before you do.

There's something I need to tell you.

I know what's going on.

- You do?

- Of course. Every one does.

It's not like you have done

a very good job at hiding it.

You don't know what a relief

that is.

- You're fat!

- Excuse me?

I'm sorry, but it's obviously

you got quite a muffin top going on.

Jeez,

you look like a fat Jonah Hill!

Wait, Jonah Hill might actually

be skinny now. Let me think.

Fat in Superbad,

Really fat in Moneyball,

then in 21 Jump Street...

I don't know if he is fat or thin.

I'm so confuse now.

Anyway, have you no pride

in your appearance?

- I am pregnant.

- Why didn't you tell me?

What car is this?

It's my old man's car.

He died in it.

You guys get along?

He was the best.

I never knew my father.

He went out for a pack of smokes...

And he never came back?

No, he came back and told me to

"Smoke up, because he was leaving."

I was 8 years old.

You were just a kid.

It wasn't your fault.

He kind of said it was.

He said before I was born,

He used to have sex with my mom

all the time.

They would go out and see movies.

Travel to interesting places

like Naper Valley or Belize,

But now, he couldn't do

anything fun anymore.

But you still had your mother.

Wow, he made such compelling argument

that she left too.

- You grew up in an orphanage?

- And from foster home to foster home.

Seems that no one wants a perfectly

good blue eye white baby anymore.

Unless you are from Namibia with

flies buzzing around your eyeballs.

You are no good to anyone.

You can't fight celebrity trends.

Brangelina,

Madonna,

Sandy Bullock,

they all have black babies.

I know.

I knocked up your sister.

She told me.

So, what are you going to do?

You going to be like your old man

and take off?

Or you're going to

stick it out like my dad?

Right after that picture was taken,

he took me for ice cream.

What a special memory.

And we robbed the joint.

I'm sorry Detective Johnson but,

I don't know what any of

those hand signals mean.

I have to go pee pee.

Go by the dumpster.

Thanks, don't go in without me.

Son of a b*tch!

Go, go, go...

Everyone freeze!

Don't you move.

You son of a b*tch.

Or I'll blow your head off!

I said freeze.

Lower your weapons and

surrender now!

Finally got you, Serento.

Your ass is mine.

Uh..

No one's there

and my hand is starting to cramp up.

Fine!

Must have just missed them.

I know we shouldn't have gone to iHop.

I just can't resist those pancakes.

Those chocolate eyes,

whipped cream hair.

Take a look at this.

There's enough evidence here to put

De La Sol away for 3 lifetimes.

What's Serento up to?

And how's it link to De la Sol?

DON'T FORGET TO ROB DE LA SOL

OF HIS $100 million!

What do you know...

They are having a once in a year sales

at Bloomies.

Bloomies Once a Year Sale.

Men, let's roll.

Everyone.

Masks on. Now.

What the hell is that?

What?

You said bring your own mask.

Oh, come on!

Forget it. Forget it.

No masks.

Masks off! Masks off!

Okay.

We take these chains

and hook them to the back.

Pull the wall down.

Catch them by surprise.

They never see us coming.

They totally saw us coming.

Somebody must have set us up.

Hi, Curtis!

You want to grab dinner later?

Call me.

I'm going to kill you.

Watch out, Vin!

Why you do it, Curtis?

Sorry, Vin...

He was going to take me

to see One Direction.

One Direction?

That's it!

Now, it's personal!

I'm going to kill you, Cesar.

He was my best friend.

I thought we were best friends.

Well, you are.

Well, he was my BFF for a long time.

You got to understand that.

We had our fun together.

- What are we going to do?

- Get in the car.

Stick to the plan.

Pull that wall down.

We're taking that vault.

You just hit my smart car.

Now, it's personaler...

It's more personal.

I'm taking it personally.

It's a personal matter!

Ah.. screw it.

Keep flooring it,

give it all she's got.

Why are we using walkie talkies?

Because I got them on sale.

Whoa..

Holy sh*t...

We do not see that every day.

Is everything okay?

Not exactly, per Se.

Per Se?

My money...

Follow that Big Ass Tacos.

Move, move, move!

Adios!

Stop!

Let her retract.

And then, this time,

slower and evenly,

pull the seat belt.

No, no.. no..

No, no. Cesar, no, again.

Cesar!

Do it again, but this time...

Do it, even slowerly..

I think it's broken.

now, por favor, mijo.

Ahh...!

Go Faster, Ndale way! Vamos!

Where the hell are they going?

Follow that Big Ass Tacos!

Repeat:

follow this Big Ass Tacos!

Copy that.

Go, go, go...

Looks like we got company.

Take them out!

We're on it, Vin.

Ahh...!

Whoa...!

Nice work.

Real smooth.

Cool Asian Guy,

Model Turned Actress.

Now break up,

we'll rendezvous as planned.

Copy that.

Oh, hell no!

How you like a little taste of my

ill received slow jam project.

Oh... Ahh...!

Nice work, Rapper Cameo.

Thanks, Vin. I'm rolling out.

Jordana, Michelle! Heads up.

I see her, Vin.

- She hit the tank.

- Stop the car and let me out.

What?

I'll slow her down.

No!

I'm not letting you get arrested,

and let you have your baby in prison.

But Michelle. How are you going to survive

in a all woman's prison?

Stop the car!

Please, not too rough.

Unless you want to.

I taking you downtown and immediately

strip searching you for weapons.

Full body cavity search?

Definitely.

Thank you, God.

Go faster!

Si, Si.

Understand!

It's freezing in here.

I'll put the heater up for you.

Thanks.

There.

Still chilly.

It's at 90 degrees.

Yeah. But yours is at 60!

This Perros is dual-climate,

my side is 60, your side is 90.

The climates are not separated.

It's just one climate!

Do you see any invisible divider here?

Look, look, look..

My hand pass through.

Look, look.

Combines!

So if you really are at 60.

And I'm at 90,

we are really at...

75 degrees.

Si, pero..

We are in the middle of

a car chase right now.

And my temperature

is really high.

Please, please.

I just prefer prefer much cooler.

So. What's you solution? Mijo.

Seat warmer.

Seat warmer.

- Hun?

- Please open your door.

Now, get out!

It's okay... I'm okay, I'm okay!

Let's play. Come on!

I got you!

Go GTA on your ass!

- You only 5 foot 8?

- Yeah.

You look taller.

Thank you.

I pride myself of my good points...

Totally out smart him.

What a dummy...

Son of a b*tch!

Locked my keys in my car again!

Yes.

Vin, we can't outrun him.

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