Superfast! Page #6

We need a way out of the city.

I'm way ahead of you.

Getting directions now.

Calculating route.

Calculating.

Right turn in 200 feet.

Damn it, missed the turn.

Bald loser!

I shave my head because it makes me

look cool and tough..

Oh darn.

Your dashboard is dirty.

Could use some.. Mr. Clean..

I'm not going bald.

If that's what you are implying.

Whatever, penis head.

Just because I am bald.

With thick veiny neck muscles.

Does not.. make me..

A penis head!

Damn it!

Pull over!

Pull over!

Pull over! This must end now!

This action scene has

gone on for long enough.

The movie is way over budget!

Vin, they are gaining!

We really need those directions!

- So annoying.

- So annoying..

So annoying..So annoying..

Shut up!

- Shut up!

- Vin..

- We are waiting!

- Shut up.

I'm on it!

We can't out run him.

We got to dislodge the Big Ass Tacos.

When we hit the intersection.

You go left, I'll go right.

Question.

My left or your 1eft?

You only have one left, right?

Got it!

Hang on.

Are you saying 'right' like

you agree..

Or right,

like you are going to turn right?

We are at the intersection,

turn now!

Whoa.

Not on my watch, De La Sol.

Freeze.! Don't move!

Hands up.

Get out of the car.

How do I get out of the car

when my hands are up?

Get out of the car.

What the hell are you doing?

You told me to "Hands up."

Look's like you are going away for

a long time. De La Sol.

Come on, Detective...

I'm sure we can work something out.

Are you seriously trying to bribe

a federal officer?

I can give you whatever you want.

Even tighter spandex shirts.

Human growth hormones agent?

Or perhaps.. a deluxe...

Manscaper razor set.

Get out of here.

Scored!

Serento!

You're under arrest.

Let her go.

Take it easy with her,

she's pregnant!

Don't move,

Put your hands where I can see them.

Not you, Officer White.

You can put your hands down.

White officer?

Did a little checking into you.

I fell in love with you

and you're a cop?

Undercover,

brought in to take you down.

Good work.

You will be given a promotion for this.

I'll personally see to it.

Personally.

I'll let you do the honors.

Officer White.

Son of a b*tch!

I'm not a cop anymore.

I am with them.

You're going to turn down

$ 32,500 a year before taxes.

Three unpaid vacation days,

and a bankrupt picture plan and what.

Run off with a $ 100 million,

Scott free?

Living on an exotic beach,

raising your baby with a beautyful woman?

Well... yeah.

That's kind of no brainer.

Damn it!

My baby oil!

No!

Race you to Rio?

When're you going to learn.

You ain't going to beat me.

- Usually bet?

- No, let's up the stakes.

We're talking all in.

Jordana's unborn baby?

Exactly.

You're on.

Don't worry babe, I got this.

It's over now!

Now give me back my money.

Or I'll kill all of you.

And I'll going to start with...

you.

Did you hear that?

No.

Calculating route.

Calculating, calculating,

calculating..

That's what I'm talking about.

Right turn in 200 feet.

Who's the boss?

Left turn in 100 feet.

Who's in charge?

Me, that's who. Me.

Congratulations.

You have reached your destination.

Come on!

Deal with it,

Bald b*tch!

I didn't heard "cut"!

Fine.

Stop, dude.

Do you know...

Sh*t!

You taking him over me?

This is tough, dude.

- Stop!

- Sorry.

You can forget about coming over tonight

and watch the season finale of the..

You son of a b*tch.

- What the hell was that.

Sorry!

You want the job or not?

God damn it.

Do you want?

Don't laugh! You take it or not?

I'm sorry.

What car is this?

What are you doing?

I can't!

Is that rolling it.

And?

Sorry.

- I know what's going on.

- You do?

Come on.

Before you do,

there's something I need to tell you.

I know what's going on.

I know what's going on.

Sorry.

How about I borrow your phone.

And then you go buy a new one.

- You don't like it?

- I don't deserve you, Cesar.

- Don't cry.

- I'm not crying.

- Don't cry.

- I'm not crying.

You make me cry, when you cry.

Don't cry please.

- Am I crying?

- You're crying.

Oh My God, am I crying?

You're crying.

- Why am I crying?

- I don't know!

This is a funny movie,

why am I crying?

I do not know! Please.

I don't know sorry!

- It's suppose to be a funny movie!

- It wasn't funny.

You just want to prove

that you are a good actor!

They never get Oscar from

these spoof movies!

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