Superstar Page #2
- My name is...
- Helen Lewengrub.
Is that all you got ?
She was center for
the girl's basketball team.
She was a lean,
mean fighting machine.
Do you have a best friend ?
Maybe. I have to be
really honest with you.
Your intense energy is making me
feel a little bit bombarded.
Sorry. Totally.
When I call your name,
just say "here, "hmm?Hmm?Hmm?
- Howard Feinstein? Hmm?
- Yo! Present.
Howard thinks all the girls
in school wanna sleep with him.
And the boys too.
You wanna quit
looking at me, fruity.
I don't play butt darts, okay ?
I love the ladies.
- Owen Flanagan ?
- Here. Here. Here. Here. Here.
Owen has
obsessive-compulsive disorder.
He says everything,
like,five times.
- Maria Ganitisis?
- Here.
But, uh, the devil
speaks for me, obviously.
[Father]
Ah.
- Thomas Smith?
- Here.
But I don't know where here is, man,
'cause I'm so wasted, man.
Thomas, stop pretending
that you're high on drugs.
It is a sin to even pretend
that you're-- you're-- you're baked.
He's too scared
to actually take drugs.
- Drugs are bad.
- Eric Slater ? Hmm ?
[ Both ] Retards !
[ Laughing ]
Would you please go back
to your own class? Please. Go !
Mr. Slater, I presume. Hmm ?
How come he's not answering?
Slater just transferred here
from public school.
He's crazy.
They say he chopped up his parents.
And now he never talks.
[Clears Throat] Let's try it again.
Eric Slater? Hmm ?
Yes, well, moving on.
[ Chuckles ]
Hey, new friend.
Did you see that sign
they're putting up?
"Catholic Teenager Magazine
presents...
"the Let's Fight Venereal Disease
Talent Contest.
"Winner gets a free trip
to Hollywood--
[ Both ]
And a chance to be an extra...
in a movie
Oh, God.
[Man]
Miss Gallagher!
Miss Gallagher, so how
does it feel to be an extra...
in a movie
- It feels okay.
- [Man] Miss Gallagher.
How does it feel to have
everyone wanna kiss you...
that particular way
Miss Gallagher,
howdoes it feel to be a superstar?
[Mary]
This was my chance.
If I could win the talent contest,
Sky's lips would definitely be mine.
Hey, everybody. I dreamt of
this new dance move last night.
I call this The Fax Machine.
- [ Buzzing ]
- Oh !
I wish I could dance
with Sky Corrigan.
Sky's definitely the Swayziest,
but he's gonna dance with Evian.
- Exactly! You did it perfectly.
- [ Laughing ]
You're so good.
What do you think Slater
would do in the talent show ?
Maybe he'll murder some people...
and make a flesh coat
by sewing their skin hides together.
[ Groans ]
I'm sorry.
I was rewinding Silence of the Lambs
lsn't it romantic
"Merely to be young"
On such a night
As this
lsn't it romantic
Merely to be young
On such a night as this
Sweet
Singing in the moonlight
[ Man Speaking ]
lntroductions are important.
When introducing oneself,
first make eye contact.
With a confident smile,
say, "Hi. I'm--"
- Mary Katherine Gallagher.
- Not bad. Try again.
Hi. I'm Mary Katherine Gallagher.
- And where is your hand ?
- Right here.
In a new friend's hand,
that's where.
[TV]
[ Slurping ]
So, I was--
I was saying that I was thinking
of entering the talent contest.
No, no ! You have
to study business.
- But--
- No buts !
[Mary] And forgive those
Please, God, convince my grandmother
to let me be in the talent show...
so that I can get kissed,
maybe by Sky Corrigan.
[ Whistling ]
Superstar !
The Body of Christ.
- The Body of Christ.
- Amen.
- The Body of Christ.
"[ChoirSinging "A ve Maria "]
[ Chuckling ]
Hey, Mary.
Why so glum ?
My grandmother won't let me
audition for the talent show.
The only boy willing
to go near me is Howard.
Mmm.
Just, like, audition anyway
and don't tell her.
Really ?
You think so ?
That's it.
You're feeling sad.
- So you know what it's time for ?
- What ?
Supermodel
documentary hour.
Shall I look straight here ?
I was just walking
down the street one day,
and a man come up to me
and he said,
"Would you like
to be a supermodel ?"
I said, "Oui, " and the next day
I'm on the cover of Vogue.
Christy Turlington
and Naomi Campbell...
are two of my very best friends.
When we get together, it is, like,
total, total and utter insanity.
Insanity! lt's like three of the
most gorgeous girls raising hell.
Problem, ladies ?
Sorry, Father Ritley.
Sorry.
Sorry, everybody.
Sorry.
[Tape Rewinding]
- Excuse me.
- Whoa. Sorry.
- You're cool ?
- You scared me.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Your boss sent me back here
to find a movie.
Hey, don't you
go to my school ?
Yes, I do.
Listen, I'm looking for
a made-for-TV movie from the '70s...
starring John Travolta,
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble ?
That's my 19th favorite
made-for-TV movie of all time.
- That's my 19th also.
- Wow.
Yeah.
"All around me.
Plastic."
- "A bubble for me--"
- "To be--"
"Germ free. You--"
- "And me."
- "And me."
Sky, forget that stupid old movie.
Okay, Evian.
Hey, nice meeting you.
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
- Sky.
- Sky.
- Be kind. Rewind.
- Okay.
[ Laughing ]
That's funny.
Evian ?
- Mary, rewind this.
- Oh, sure.
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
I used to watch that movie
all the time. See ya.
Bye.
Listen, I'll be back later
to help you get inside, okay ?
ls he the one you're going with ?
Who says I'm going with anybody ?
Todd, put your face
up against the plastic.
- What for ?
- I did what you wanted me to do.
Now do it.
Do it. Do it.
[ Sighs ]
[ Humming ]
Hey, Mare.
What you doing ?
Well, I was just
doing the robot.
It's something that I was thinking
about doing for the talent show.
Hi, Mary. I like to do all I can
to help the challenged.
So a word ofadvice.
I wouldn't say "Superstar"
anymore...
that you super-suck.
Go suck your
boyfriend's ding-a-ling.
- Go shave your mustache, Helen.
Gotta go jog for glaucoma.
Bye.
Evian, you're a superass !
Evian does have a super ass.
[ Helen ]
Oh, I know.
That's okay.
[ Sniffs ]
Hey, Mare.
- You want half of my Sloppy Joseph?
- No, thanks.
It's time to feed the retards !
- Hey, cut it out !
- Wanna make something out of this ?
Maybe you want some of my salad
all over your face!
Aah !
Helen, have you ever
kissed a boy before ?
Owen kissed me five times
on the cheek once.
- Really ?
- Hey, Owen.
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
- I don't mean on the cheek.
- Okay, who do you wanna kiss ?
Todd, peanut butter and jelly.
Classic.
- Vivica, low-fat salad.
- Sky Corrigan.
But, Mare, Sky's taken.
- You should kiss Howard.
- Ugh.
He likes you.
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