Superstar Page #3
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Mr. Feinstein, Pope-a-licious.
I love it.
Hey, Mary.
I saw you outside
doing that robot thing.
You have some nice moves.
- Thank you.
- You have some nice moves.
You have some nice moves.
Nice moves.
Mooooves.
May I have... this dance ?
"Everybody dance now"
"Everybody dance now"
"[Hip Hop]
- Whoo !
-"Everybody dance now"
"Left to right"
" Work me all night"
" Come on, let's sweat"
"Baby"
"Let the music take control"
"Let the rhythm move you"
"Sweat"
"Sweat"
[ All ]
Father, Son and Holy Ghost !
"Let the rhythm move you"
"[Scatting]
Yeah !
[Scatting Continues]
[ All ]
Fame !
"Everybody dance now"
-"[Ends]
- [Sky] Mary.
What are you doing ?
Sometimes l--
I get low blood sugar and it--
it makes me a little bit shaky.
Sorry. Sorry.
[ Crunching ]
[ Coughing ]
[Coughing Continues]
How is the, um, talent
competition coming ?
Quite well.
I don't want to point
the finger of blame, but...
[ To Herself]
These are my breasts.
Oh, God.
They're so big.
I just need a big bra to
strap 'em back and support them...
because they're so huge.
They need to be hooked
and strapped in for support.
They're my big b*obs.
This one is bigger
than this one,
'cause this is a mommy
and that's a baby.
And this one is
very nice to this one,
and they hold hands
'cause they're friends.
[Mary] And forgive those
Amen.
Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.
Good night, candle.
Good night, God.
Good night, Mary.
- [ Gasps ] Oh, my God !
- Oh, my me !
- How are you ?
- It's going okay.
- Are you the Lord ?
- Well, to you I am.
See, technically,
you're like in this REM sleep state,
and I'm a mixture
of your mind's images of God,
some past authority figures,
Sky, and your dad.
Basically, your subconscious came up
with me to help you deal, dig ?
Yeah.
Uh, you want a glass of water ?
No, I'm good.
I'm God.
Oh, right.
- Is this your stereo ?
- Yep.
- CD player, huh ?
- Yep.
We don't have these.
"[Rock]
Spirit in the sky, in the--
That song's about me.
"[Ends]
Mary, I know
your soul is troubled.
And I'm here to guide you.
Okay.
My child, during this time
of great adversity,
I want you to do one thing:
Get jiggy with it.
- What ?
- You know. Get jiggy with it.
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na na, na, na
Ow !
I'm-- I'm very sorry,
but l-- I don't know exactly
what the word "jiggy" means.
The point is,
I work in mysterious ways.
I mean, out there.
Listen to your heart.
and go with the godly flow.
Okay.
- Oh, and most important,
- Yeah ?
when you wake up
in the morning, audition.
"Na, na, na-na, na, na"
Na-na, na-na, na
na, na, na, na
"[Alarm Ringing]
[ Hits Switch ]
Good afternoon, ladies. You're all
looking quite lovely this afternoon.
What do you want ?
She probably wants
to try out for the squad.
any of you would be kind enough...
to show me the sign-up sheet
for the auditions.
Oh, right.
She's a superstar.
Cheerleaders Against VD Foundation,
I can't let you sign up
for the audition.
But I wanna sign up
for the auditions.
Mary, fighting VD isn't a joke.
It's a very serious disease.
Besides, Sky andme
are gonna win anyway.
Hey, guys, I got a new cheer.
- Evian ?
- John the Baptist lost his head
- Evian !
- [ Gasping ]
I'm really sorry that I pushed you.
It was an accident.
I just really wanna
sign up for the auditions.
Well, I'm really sorry
that I pushed you.
But I just can't let
a hymenally-challenged dog...
sign up for the audition.
- [ Both ] Ooh !
- Well, you know what ?
You're a very mean girl, and you're
gonna go to hell for saying that.
You're a really pushy girl, and
I might just wanna kickyour ass.
Yeah ? Well, I just might
wanna kickyour ass !
Well, come on, Super Sucks.
If I was Sissy Spacek
in the movie Carrie,
I would use my telekinesis
to kill you.
You know what, Mary ?
- Not yet.
- Sorry.
Mary, you know why
your parents died?
Because you're
such an embarrassment,
they couldn't bear to live anymore.
You know what, Evian ?
You should be really embarrassed...
because your parents named you
after bottled water.
[ Both Screaming ]
Hey, is there a problem here ?
My titties !
- Yaah !
- Hey !
- Yaah !
- Aah.
[ Screaming ]
Karate kick.
-I rewound those Jackie Chan movies.
-Nevertheless.
Evian, I'm disappointed in you.
At this school,
any student, including Mary,
is allowed to make a fool of herself
at the auditions.
I'm suspending you
for the rest of the day.
- But, Father Ritley--
- Evian.
Father Ritley, the person
you wanted to see is on her way.
Ah, well, send her in
when she gets here.
- You are so dead.
- Go drink a bottle of yourself.
Mmmmmm ! Aah !
Evian, Mary, stop that.
Mary!
Stop it !
Ah !
Evian, you're dismissed.
[ Mumbling ]
I hate you.
"Go drink a bottle of yourself" ?
Miss Gallagher--
Miss Gallagher, what's that horrible
thing you said to Sister Eileen ?
I told her to move
her big, white butt...
or I would coldcock her honky ass.
Why would you say such a thing ?
got Spike Lee movies.
Ah, yes. You're the-- You're
the rewind girl at Kip's Video.
Yes, I am.
Well, let's pretend
that your life's a movie.
We rewind it.
It ends.
You're dead.
How was it ?
be expressed in a monologue...
from the made-for-TV movie
Portrait of a Teenage Centerold,
starring Miss Lori Singer
from Footloose.
Ifyou must.
It excites me, Daddy.
Don't you see ?
I like it
when the men look at me.
You try to keep me trapped here
in this small town...
like a little animal.
But I am bustin' out, Daddy.
I'm gonna see the world,
and the world is gonna see me.
They're gonna see
all of me, Daddy.
-All of me!
- Mary--
- Mary, stop that ! Stop that now !
- Look ! Look !
What are you doing
with my grandchild ?
Nothing !
We were--
Mrs. Gallagher,
I called you here today to discuss
your granddaughter's problem.
Now, upon reflection, I think a
combination of prayer and Ritalin...
could eliminate her excess energy.
How dare you.
My Mary has no problem.
My granddaughter is a star.
- What ?
- Look at that face.
She looks like a young
Elizabeth Taylor.
You may call her hyperactive.
But if the Good Lord
gave her excess energy,
then, by God, no one's
taking it from her.
If you don't appreciate that,
maybe the problem
is not my granddaughter.
Maybe the problem is this school.
- I'm taking her home.
- Mrs. Gallagher !
Good day to you, sir.
Mary !
Mrs. Gallagher,
listen to reason. Ay !
I couldn 't believe my grandmother
told Father Ritley I was a star.
She'd never said that before.
She'd also never
run over a priest before.
Sorry.
I can't believe he suspended you.
It so wasn't your fault.
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