Support Your Local Sheriff! Page #2
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- 1969
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With the spiralling prices around here,
that'd only allow a man to eat
and sleep about eight days a month.
- The job includes room and board.
- Not at Emma's Tasty Food Emporium?
At my house.
My daughter does the cooking.
Gentlemen, it's only fair to tell you I'd only
be interested on a temporary basis.
Oh?
I was on my way to Australia
when I heard about your gold strike
and I decided to travel through here
to see if I could pick up a little stake.
- What do you want to go to Australia for?
- It's the last frontier country.
- I thought I might do a bit of pioneering.
- I thought we was pioneers.
- So did I.
- To get back to the sheriff's job.
If I take it, it's with the understanding I get
time off to do the prospecting I came for.
Well, you ain't said nothing yet
about your qualifications for the job.
If I take it, you'll be glad.
It ain't just a question of taking the job, it's
also a question of being able to handle it.
Olly, we ain't in much of a position
to be choosy.
certainly shows the right attitude.
I don't care what it shows. As mayor,
it's my responsibility to hire us a sheriff
that's not only got qualifications
but ain't gonna get killed
the first time he sticks
his nose out of the door.
There you go.
- What's your point?
- Just an exhibition of marksmanship.
- The bullet went through the hole.
- Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
- Oh, it did. Take my word for it.
- I'd like to take your word but...
Would you mind doing it again,
Mr McCullough?
- You want me to do it again?
- If you don't mind.
- Well, I already shot one hole in your roof.
- That's all right.
I hope you didn't take offence
at nothing I said earlier, sir.
No. Gentlemen,
just to keep the record straight, now.
$150 a month
and the room and board is fine.
But I've got to do my prospecting.
I'm on my way to Australia.
You just name your terms, mister.
We'll rush to meet 'em.
Fine, as long as everything is straight.
Is there some kind of badge with this job?
Oh, you bet there is.
- I'm afraid it's a little bent up.
- That saved the life of whoever wore it.
It would have if it wasn't for all them
other bullets flyin' in from everywhere.
Gentlemen.
- Do we have a jail here?
- Do we have a jail?
A brand-new one with two cells that
the whole community built last month.
Even the dance-hall girls showed up,
made sandwiches and carried on.
It was designed
to be practically escape-proof.
to throw a couple of people in it.
- There's one thing. It's got everything.
- Even a new stove with a coffee pot.
The only thing it hasn't got
is iron bars for the cells.
You're kiddin'.
We had to send away for 'em
and they ain't arrove yet.
It's got glass windows and brooms
and kerosene lamps. You name it.
- Just no bars for the cells.
- Right.
- Well, all right, I'll think of something.
- You ain't wanted for anything anywhere?
Not that it matters. We understand
how them little things can happen.
No, I'm not wanted for anything anywhere.
You realise the chance you was taking
asking him that?
He might have took offence.
I'm the mayor and I got responsibilities.
The question had to be asked.
Mr Mayor, if I could get
a few men on this pump over here,
I think we could stop this thing.
Sure thing, Sheriff. Give us a hand, men.
All right, men. Let her go.
A little more.
Break it up.
OK, cut it.
- What are you tryin' to do?
- Stoppin' a fight.
- Who are you?
- I'm the new sheriff.
Oh, we got a new sheriff.
Let's see if he scares
as easy as the last sheriff.
I want all you people to quit disturbing
the peace and clean up this mess.
Yes, sir. Anything else?
- You got a name?
- Jake.
Right, Jake, I want you
to go into the Mint Saloon.
There's a fella in there
by the name of Joe Danby.
Tell him I remember his name.
I'll be in to pick him up in not 20 minutes.
- You talkin' to me?
- You hard of hearing?
You want me to tell Joe Danby
that he's under arrest for murder?
- What about after he kills me?
- I'll arrest him for both murders.
- Where's the jail?
- Just follow me, Sheriff.
You won't find a better jail
for 200 miles.
That is, if he can find one at all.
- Everything seems to be in order.
- Our last sheriff was a good organiser.
Yellow clear through,
but a good organiser.
We should be getting the bars in
any day now.
- That oughta do it.
- That oughta do what, Sheriff?
That oughta take care of it
till we get the bars in.
I've got my bedroll and other things
over at the stable.
I'll pick them up, then settle in
where I'm gonna stay.
I got a nice room for you at my house.
Shall we go over there?
Then I can pick up that Danby fella.
There is something you better know
about the Danbys.
Why bother the sheriff
about that stuff now?
- But, Fred...
- We can fill him in after he settles in.
- You comin', Mayor?
- I'll be right with you, Sheriff.
This is like murder.
I hope you know that.
Just cos we've lost three sheriffs
don't mean we're gonna lose four.
- Our luck is bound to change.
- What about his luck?
Prudy! Prudy!
- Just put your things over there.
- All righty.
Prudy!
I want you to meet my daughter, Sheriff.
A good cook. Mighty fine-lookin' girl.
Takes after her dear, departed mother.
- Mother died, huh?
- No, she just departed.
Come on, Sheriff.
I'll show you the parlour.
That little organ,
that came all the way from Dsseldorf.
The furniture was shipped
through St Louis and Chicago.
- This desk is where I do my mayor work.
- Very nice.
this is about the finest house in town.
Let me show you the dining room.
That's where you'll be having your meals.
Prudy! I want you to meet someone.
- This is the dining room.
- You sure have a nice place here.
Thank you, Sheriff. A drink?
- Water, if you have some.
- Water?
Sure thing.
We've got a pump inside the kitchen.
Inside the house?
There's the pump.
Sheriff.
Before you go down
to arrest Joe Danby,
a couple of things you oughta know.
- All right.
- The Danbys, there's four of them.
Father and three sons,
all of 'em pretty tough customers.
- Outlaws?
- No, not exactly.
But in many ways,
you might say they're like outlaws.
- How's that?
- They do pretty much as they like.
And they get real nasty
when anybody tries to stop 'em.
You mean...
You mean you don't want me
to arrest this boy?
No, not at all. It's just it's a new idea.
Takes a little bit of getting used to.
I stood there in that saloon and watched
him gun a man down in cold blood.
Oh, I believe you, Sheriff. It's just
the kind of thing you'd expect Joe to do.
- But are you sure it wasn't self-defence?
- Not a chance.
Sometimes them things happen so fast.
It didn't happen all that fast.
Look, Mr Perkins.
You're the mayor of this town. If you order
me not to arrest this man, you're the boss.
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