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Surviving Christmas Page #7
I don't remember you being superior
when you got knocked up
by Skippy Altsheller
and then tricked me into marrying you.
- Oh, my God!
- I'm sorry, Missy.
Missy, darling, it's not true.
You were premature.
Oh, come on, Letitia!
Tell your mother thanks, Drew.
And Merry Christmas.
Missy, we'll wait for you in the car.
You know, really.
Yuletide's a b*tch, ain't it?
Oh, shut up!
Just shut up!
Okay! Fiji.
Let's go to Fiji right now.
You're right, Drew.
Just screw family.
All we need is each other.
Just take me away.
I'm sorry, Missy. I can't.
Just go home, okay?
Oh, fine.
Okay.
Well, then...
...the only thing
I have left to say to you
is I am keeping this bracelet.
I feel bad drinking liquor
you're gonna need.
I better go.
- Merry Christmas.
- All right.
Missy, get in the car!
My God!
Have you lost your mind?
Did you just lose it in there?
You know, I have to ask,
just how bad is your real family
that you would rather
spend your Christmas like this?
There was no real family.
What do you mean,
"there is no family"?
You must've had a family.
I mean, you must've had
a Doo-Dah, right?
I had a friend whose grandfather,
was called Doo-Dah.
My dad walked out on us on Christmas
when I was four.
It was basically
just me and my mom.
She was a waitress
at the 24-hour coffee shop.
She didn't have a lot of money,
so when Christmas came around,
it was an opportunity for her
to take a double shift. She did.
And, you know,
my Christmases were,
basically, I just kind of
sat around the house, you know?
Then at night,
I'd walk down there,
a grown-up stack of pancakes,
and I would sit by myself
at the end of the counter
and eat 'em.
I did that for Christmas every year
until I turned 18.
I haven't been able to walk
in a coffee shop since, though.
Where's your mom now?
Mom died when I was in college.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
There's nothing that you can do
about those Christmases.
But the one that you
can do something about,
the one that's here and now, you just
spent that destroying my family.
Alicia, just for the record,
I didn't destroy your family.
What are you talking about?
Your parents are splitting up.
It's obvious.
Brian knows it.
That's why he spends all his time
in his room on his computer.
You just didn't wanna see it.
I can understand that.
I'm gonna go get my dad.
Lock up when you leave.
Well, all right.
I forgive you.
No! No, Spirit! No!
I will honor Christmas in my heart
and try to keep it all the year.
No one's home!
What?
I hear you.
- Are you gonna hit me?
- No.
Are you gonna do something else
that still hurts?
You just stopped by
to hang out and catch up?
- Reminisce?
- You owe me money.
Right. The money.
Okay, come on in.
I'll get my checkbook.
You rented my place
when you could've been staying here?
Well, I gotta admit, this is nice.
Thanks.
You still splitting up with Christine?
Yeah. I guess.
That would be a shame.
What are you laughing at?
Nothing. It's just ironic.
I paid all that money
to be part of your family.
You're giving it away for nothing.
Look at this.
That's the ticket to Doo-Dah's play.
Yeah. I got mine too.
I'm not very good at apologizing.
I don't know if they're in there.
Come on.
What do you have to lose?
What do you want with me?
Much.
Who are you?
In life, I was your partner...
See anybody?
That's Doo-Dah right there.
What is the reason
for this visit?
It is getting late
and I've been hard at work.
He's not that bad.
To warn you, Ebenezer.
He's not that good either.
I'm gonna find Christine.
Learn from me.
beyond our counting house.
our money-changing hole.
So I am condemned
to see what I might have
shared on Earth,
then turned to happiness.
What are you doing here?
You were always
a good businessman.
Doo-Dah's family, right?
Brian. It's me, move over.
No, man. Go find one
Move over, Bri. Come on.
- Where's your sister?
- Shh.
- Dear Brother!
- Fanny!
Christine...
If I were to leave,
I wouldn't even know where to go.
Then why leave?
That's what I'm sayin'.
I don't wanna leave.
Then don't.
- All right, I won't.
- Okay.
- Is that all right?
- Yeah.
It's good.
Bri, that girl...
She's kinda cute for you.
- Talk to her.
- Stop it.
- She's gonna hear.
- I saw you looking at her.
- Stop.
- I can tell you like...
I can hear you.
That's embarrassing.
That's our grandfather.
This is Brian.
There, Brian.
You're all set.
I'm sorry.
Is that your brother?
Yeah.
How do we travel exactly?
Through the air. We fly!
Not so hard!
Wedgie! Wedgie!
Alicia?
- Hey.
- Hey.
Were you in there
the whole time?
No. I was just here
to pick up my mom.
She's in there with your dad.
in the third row.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- That's good.
- Look.
I don't expect you to want
to talk to me or anything,
and give you a hard time,
camp outside your place
and stalk you and you know.
But I do want to say that I'm sorry
for what I put you through
and say thank you.
So who are you renting
for New Year's
'cause you know, us Valcos,
we book up kind of fast.
I see that.
And I'd get on it if I were you.
I'm lookin' for a family
with maybe a bearded,
irascible dad
with a heart of gold.
A brother who stays in his room
all the time by himself,
and a sister who is...
...wonderful and smart,
and really beautiful.
Because I think that's
the kind of person that...
...I could fall in love with.
You know anybody like that?
I know it's tough.
Let me think.
Not offhand,
but I'll get back to you.
Let me know.
- I hear you, dear.
- Daddy, stop the car!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
He's kissing his sister.
- That is open-mouth.
- 'Tis the season to be jolly.
- Get us out of here!
- They're tryin' to keep warm.
Come on!
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