Swingers Page #13
ROB:
Sounds more like Aids...
MIKE:
... That's probably a more appropriate
analogy.
At this point they come upon an unmarked BLACK METAL DOOR,
which Mike successfully pulls open to reveal...
34 INT. "THE ROOM" - HOLLYWOOD BAR - SAME 34
A smoke-filled, windowless, black-walled room. There are
several round padded booths lining the walls. The place is
packed, and the funk standard "Brick House" throbs over the
P.A..
A HANDHELD SHOT as the two guys serpentine to the mirrored
bar at the far end of the room. Enshrined in its center is
a framed photograph of SINATRA smiling in approval as he
presides over the evening's activities.
Mike proudly points out the photo to Rob.
MIKE:
Kinda money, huh?
ROB:
(smiling)
Classy.
Mike catches the attention of a cute female BARTENDER.
MIKE:
I'll get a Dewars rocks...
(looks to Rob)
ROB:
Bud.
MIKE:
...A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud,
please.
She goes.
ROB:
I can't get over how cute the girls in
this city are.
MIKE:
I know. It's like the opposite of
inbreeding. The hottest one percent from
around the world migrate to this gene
pool.
ROB:
Darwinism at its best.
MIKE:
I've been around here six months and I
still can't get over it.
ROB:
It's like, every day I see a beautiful
woman. I'm not used to that. I'm used
to seeing a beautiful woman, I don't
know, once a week. I can't handle it.
MIKE:
Wait till summer. I swear, you can't
leave the house. It hurts. It
physically hurts.
ROB:
I can't wait till I actually get to touch
one of them.
MIKE:
Ah, there's the rub...
ROB:
There's the rub.
The bartender serves them their drinks.
CHARLES:
(o.s.)
Whassup Mikey?
Mike turns to see CHARLES. A young black man with a tight
Dolomite fro. He wears a black leather blazer over a black
turtleneck. Just look up "cool" in the dictionary.
A handshake turns into a hug.
MIKE:
Charles! What's up, man?
CHARLES:
Oh. You know.
MIKE:
Did you, um, did you get that pilot?
CHARLES:
No, man. I know you didn't get it 'cause
you wouldn't've asked me. It wasn't that
funny anyway...
MIKE:
... piece of sh*t. Listen, Charles, this
is my friend Rob from Back East.
Shake.
CHARLES:
Hi.
ROB:
My pleasure.
MIKE:
Charles and me went to network on this
pilot together.
ROB:
I just tested for one...
MIKE:
... yeah, a month ago.
CHARLES:
Oh, I'm sorry. How'd your folks take it?
ROB:
I haven't heard an official "no" yet.
CHARLES:
You haven't told then, huh?
ROB:
No.
CHARLES:
I still haven't told my folks I didn't
get "Deepspace 9". You'd think they'd'a
figured it out by now, but Mom keeps
asking...
MIKE:
... and boy does it hurt when they ask.
CHARLES:
I don't even tell them about anything I'm
close on anymore...
MIKE:
... not until you book it...
CHARLES:
... and even then...
MIKE:
... you might get cut out.
ROB:
I'm considering taking a job as a
"Goofy".
CHARLES:
Hey, man. At least it's Disney.
MIKE:
You want to come with us to a party at
the Chateau Marmont? They got a bungalow
and lots of beautiful babies.
CHARLES:
(yelling over the roar of the
wall to wall crowd)
Why not? This place is dead anyway.
CUT TO:
35 INT. "SWINGERS DINER" - BEVERLY BLVD. - LATER THAT NIGHT 35
MIKE, TRENT, SUE, CHARLES, and ROB sit around the round
scotch-plaid corner booth of the retro-hip coffee shop. All
of our boys, with the exception of Rob, are classily dressed.
They wear a lot of black, brown, and gray with a splash of
gold and maroon.
The CAMERA REVOLVES around the table in a repeating
"Reservoir Dogs" style over the shoulder 360 DEGREE PAN.
TRENT:
... No, baby. I got a better one. You
gotta admit the steadycam shot in
"Goodfellas" was the money...
ROB:
... through the basement of that
restaurant...
MIKE:
... the Copa, in New York...
TRENT:
... through the kitchen...
CHARLES:
... I heard it took four days to light
for that shot...
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