Swingers Page #8
MIKE:
Well... we're not in Kansas anymore.
Another lead balloon. Uncomfortable silence.
CHRISTY:
What do you guys do?
MIKE:
I'm a comedian.
More uncomfortable silence.
LISA:
Do you ever perform out here? I'd love
to see you.
MIKE:
No...
LISA:
You should. A lot of comics play Vegas.
MIKE:
Well, I'm afraid it's not that easy...
LISA:
Why not?
MIKE:
There are different circuits... it's hard
to explain... you wouldn't understand...
LISA:
Who's your booking agent?
MIKE:
(flustered)
Oh? You know about booking agents... I
don't, uh, actually have a west coast
agent as of yet...
LISA:
Well, who represents you back east?
MIKE:
Actually, it's funny you... I'm
actually, uh, between...
LISA:
What do you do, Trent?
TRENT:
I'm a producer.
BOTH GIRLS:
Wow... Oooh... Ahhh...
Mike rolls his eyes at how full of sh*t he is.
CHRISTY:
Listen, I'm not really allowed to drink
here. We should go someplace else.
How's my place?
The swingers exchange a glance.
Beat.
TRENT & MIKE
Sounds good to me... Fine... Sure
CUT TO:
17 EXT. CHRISTY'S TRAILER - EARLY MORNING 17
Establishing shot of an Airstream trailer dug into the desert
on chocks. Trent's car and two El Caminos are parked out
front.
18 INT. CHRISTY'S TRAILER - SAME 18
The foursome, now somewhat more intimate, sit huddled around
the fold-out table.
They've been drinking whiskey and long-neck Buds, judging by
the recyclables.
The pairings seems to be Trent/Christy, Mike/Lisa.
The cramped compartment is filled with secondary smoke and
laughter.
TRENT:
No... no... The worst was when I went in
for this After-School special and I'm
sitting in the waiting room with all
these little kids. I see they're all
signed in for the same role as me...
CHRISTY:
They were auditioning for the same role
as you?
TRENT:
Wait... Wait... Listen... So, I check the
time and place. I'm where I'm supposed
to be. I call my agent... She says they
asked for me specifically...
MIKE:
What was the part?
TRENT:
Oh... "I love you... I can't believe
you're doing this... Drugs are bad..."
Whatever. After-School bullshit. The
role is Brother.
MIKE:
"Big Brother", "Little Brother"?
TRENT:
Wait... Wait... Just "Brother". So I go
in. "Hello... Hi... We loved your guest
spot on Baywatch... blah blah blah..."
Whatever. So, I start to read, and,
Mikey, I was money. I prepared for a
week. It's a starring role. I'm
crying... The casting director, she
starts crying...
MIKE:
No!
TRENT:
Yes!
LISA:
Oh my God.
CHRISTY:
Did you get it?
TRENT:
Wait... She's crying. I finish. I hold
up my finger like "Wait a second". They
sit in silence for, like, at least five
minutes. I look up and they all start
clapping, and now they're all crying.
Even the camera guy.
MIKE:
No! Not the camera guy!
TRENT:
I'm telling you!
LISA:
So what happened?
TRENT:
So, I swear to God this is exactly what
he said. The producer says to me... now
he's still crying... he says to me that
I was great, that that was exactly what
they were looking for...
MIKE:
... So give me the f***in part...
TRENT:
Right? ... that I nailed it... Whatever.
Then he says it's just that I'm a little
old. I'm like "How old is the
Brother?". He's like, he says this with
a straight face, I swear to God, he says
"Eleven."
MIKE:
So, what'd you say to him? "Double
down."?
They all crack up even more.
TRENT:
It's like, you looked at my tape. You
saw my picture. Why did you call me in?
You knew I was twenty-four.
CHRISTY:
What an a**hole.
MIKE:
I believe it.
The room dies down. The girls settle into the arms of their
men. There's a lot of body language and pheromones, but not
a lot of words.
CHRISTY:
How rude of me. I haven't given you the
tour.
She gets up and leads Trent into the sleeping compartment to
the rear. The door slaps shut.
Mike and Lisa, in all her made-up glory, look into each
others eyes.
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