Taekwondo Page #6

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They always take your bed.

What do we do?

We can sleep in your bed.

Okay.

You sleep on the side of the wall,

okay?

Should I turn off the lights?

Yeah.

Fer...

- Hey, man...

- What's the matter?

Come with me to get some pastries.

Lucho took my car to take

Guada's friend to the capital.

Just go on foot.

Come on, man! Take me in your car.

Just go on foot.

It's really nearby.

I'm not going to go on foot.

Come on, get up!

I always go.

You guys are so lazy!

I'll go with you.

What happened?

The chick's amazing!

We were making out

next to the tennis court.

At one point, she looks at the shed

and says "What's in there?"

And that was it.

She pulled down my pants

and started sucking my cock...

It was awesome!

Then I went to the bedroom

to get the condoms

and this idiot

didn't want to give me any.

Nah...

But I thought the girl

was really faithful,

or at least

that's what Guada says.

Maybe since both of them are

in a relationship, she didn't care.

But if Lucho hadn't told me

that he saw it,

I wouldn't have believed it.

Why were you spying on us,

you cocksucker?

If l had seen you, I would've

beaten the crap outta you.

I'm serious.

That's not right.

You screwed the girl I'd been

flirting with all afternoon,

with my condoms...

The least I could do

was watch her in action a little.

You always say Leo's a cocksucker,

but you were watching her

suck on my cock.

Yeah... Yeah right, you cocksucker.

You perverted voyeur.

What's the matter with you?

I'm pissing myself.

Are you coming with me?

Hey, Fer's a good fighter,

right?

We don't fight.

We just train.

But Fer's the best.

Everyone loves him.

He wouldn't hurt a fly.

When we were kids

and we went out dancing,

a couple of times

we got into fights with people.

But he was always there for us.

He'd always defend us...

Anyone. He was always the first one

to defend anyone.

It's too bad...

he's head over heels in love

with a friend of my girlfriend's.

It's been ages,

but he's still in love with her.

The four of us used to double date.

We went on vacation together once.

But since the girl left him,

he hasn't been with anyone else.

It's crazy.

- Didn't he tell you?

- No.

No, I didn't know.

Yeah, he's head-over-heels in love.

He doesn't even talk

about the girl though, you know?

He didn't tell you,

but I know.

I've known Fer for a long time

and I know he's in love.

Even though he doesn't mention her.

He's crazy about her.

If the girl wanted to get back

together with him,

he wouldn't think twice.

I'm sure he wouldn't.

Hey, your friend,

the one with the weed, is here.

- Seba?

- Yeah.

He looks like a real bum.

- Did he tell you anything?

- No.

Thanks, Seba.

Awesome.

I came in, he opened the door...

And when I saw all those

straight guys in the pool,

I almost died.

One of them, the big blond guy,

was in his underwear.

He took it off

and put on his bathing suit.

I went crazy.

They said "Get in the pool."

I thought if I got in the pool,

I'd turn into a mermaid

and I'd be exposed.

I'm dying to have sex

with all of them.

So what's up with that guy?

Fernando, right?

Yeah.

I don't know what's up with him.

I'm kind of confused.

I don't get it.

We're together all the time

and he keeps looking at me.

He laughs a lot.

Last night we slept together

and in the middle of the night,

I felt his hard cock

against my leg.

But I don't know,

because we were sleeping.

You're slow. I would've gone down

to drink from the hose.

No, no, no. I don't know.

I was just talking to Leo,

the guy we came with,

and he confused me even more.

That Leo guy stares a lot.

I think he's gay.

I don't know.

That's the impression I got.

I think he's gay too.

You suck, Fatso!

There's the f***ing ball,

you idiot!

- Take it easy!

- He said I suck!

Relax, Diego!

Who do you think you are?

Messi?

Milky butt.

Here you go, Meat-head.

There you go, you idiot!

He's been cheating all day!

And you guys don't say anything.

You play dumb too.

Shut up, man!

Don't tell me to shut up!

Forget it.

Hi!

- How are you, Piojo?

- What's up?

Everything's fine.

How are you guys doing?

The cops took our bags

like they were going to check them.

I wasn't worried, because

I didn't have anything at the time.

But at one point, someone

started talking louder

in another language.

That made us more nervous

because we couldn't understand

what they were saying.

I turn around and I see

a huge blonde woman

with my jean jacket in her hand...

She was holding it

as if it were dirty.

And in the other hand,

she was wearing a blue glove

and holding some shrooms,

like evidence.

When I saw that I realized

that l had something...

But when I saw the jacket,

I realized that I had had

that jacket for five years

and I hadn't washed it,

so those shrooms had been in there

for a long time.

They were all old and dry,

so they weren't effective anymore.

They analyzed them

and realized there was no problem.

They had us there for a while...

In the end we even laughed

about it together

and that was it.

They let us go.

So luckily I'm here

and I can tell about it.

I'm free.

So I brought you

a couple of...

a couple of interesting things

for you to have fun tonight.

So enjoy it.

We can get in the pool later,

if you want.

Do you want to go to the pool?

- Okay.

- Let's go.

- Is my eye red?

- Let me see.

Lucho...

- Did you guys get some rest?

- Yeah.

The guys already left.

They didn't want to wake you up.

Leo got up early

and started getting on our nerves.

He took everyone, Maxi, Fede...

We're going to go back

in a van later.

You have to leave the car

to your Mom, right?

Yeah, because she needs it.

We'll help you clean up later.

Are you staying till tomorrow?

Yeah.

I'll clean up with him.

We'll be back in a while.

See ya.

- Do you wanna go?

- Let's go.

- Ready?

- Yeah.

One, two, three.

Did you have a good time?

Yeah... I had a great time.

Can I kiss you?

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