Take the 10 Page #10

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- I'll give the money back.

- Come on.

- I'll give it back. Please.

- There you go. Make friends.

Be nice.

What's good, Danny?

[Greg] Hey, Chris.

Is Chester coming in to work today?

You know, I worked the morning shift,

but I can't do a double tonight,

because I got a date.

Got a date? With who?

Nope.

I'm not even falling for this one again.

No. I know how this goes.

Remember what happened with my last girl?

Stacey?

- The girl I met in church?

- Church is ringing a bell, yeah.

You f***ed her.

I was gonna marry that chick

and you stole her from me,

you son of a b*tch.

I bought her tickets

to Harry Potter World.

We were going all the way.

I was gonna get her a quidditch set,

buy her Butterbeer,

I was gonna get her a wand

- from Ollivanders...

- Just shut up for a second.

[Chester speaking in Portuguese]

English? Can you just speak English?

It's gonna be quicker that way.

Your Portuguese is kind of bad.

No offense.

One ticket to Sao Paulo, please.

- Brazil.

- Yes.

Wow. You must be really excited.

- I am. [Chuckles]

- Okay. When are you returning?

Not really sure, actually.

Okay, the only flight

I have available today

is in coach, and it's $697.

Wow, that's a lot of cash.

It was a gift from a friend.

[cell phone ringing]

Okay. Aisle seat okay?

- Sorry?

- Aisle seat?

Aisle seat's great.

Is that Chester?

Tell him I said "what's up?"

[Chester] Hey, it's Chester. I'm out

of the country. Service might be spotty,

but I'll get back to you

when I get a chance, ciao.

Gregory, you and I have the potential

to become very good friends,

but I need to know something important.

Yo, what's up, man?

Do you have a car? Or plan on buying one?

Because in my experience,

carpooling is essential

in building a very real friendship.

You know what's crazy?

I actually don't own a car.

- I like riding my bike to work.

- Sh*t.

It's better for the environment

and cheaper.

- Right.

- Know what we could do, though?

Tandem bikes. Tandem bikes, bro.

We can ride 'em around ironically,

like those hipsters in Highland Park.

What do you say? Hey.

You gonna leave me hanging like that?

For real, fam?

I'm not putting my hand down

until you come back.

Put your hands on your head! Now!

[man] What's the problem, officer?

The car you're in

has been reported stolen.

- Get out of the car nice and slow.

- Oh, sh*t.

[in Spanish]

I f***ing hate Craigslist.

# Sh*t on my chest

Shoot colors like a care bear #

# All year see me tan

Hopping out the van #

# You wasn't there

Now you tryna show face #

# F*** around, be a cold case #

# Chrome skates on an old day #

# Remote control chains

Promote dough for the veins #

# Poke chicks, hoes with vogue legs #

# Eat steaks off a cold plate

Stoned listening to Coldplay #

# Sh*t, you need to slow down, baby #

# My whole team

Cash and load out, baby #

# I'm a hero in my hometown, baby #

# Stop talking, just go down, baby #

# Long knife

By the spinal built like a rhino #

# Push the 635 to the finals #

# Pearl white like what you sniffin'

In your sinus #

# The finest vaginas

Demolished by my dick #

# One year from Queens to the top #

# Cream of the crop

Serve a fiend out my sock #

# Five minutes

Till they lean like the drop #

# Now they spinning through the furnace

Like the scene from The Rock #

# Hide spinach

Like a doomsday prepper #

# Every Sunday in my Tuesday leather #

# Now my beard look

Like Uday and Qusay #

# Play the pool on a cool day #

# Sh*t, you need to slow down, baby #

# My whole team

Cash and load out, baby #

# I'm a hero in my hometown, baby #

# Stop talking, just go down, baby #

# A lot of people

With their hands out now #

# Got these motherfuckers mad

'Cause I'm a stand out now #

# You never let the hammer off

You got the soft hands #

# I hear you singing for the boss man #

# I'm from a lost land

Spill coke on the heater #

# Drop a little sauce on the beater #

# Zero to 60 in a Porsche

Like a cheetah #

# New York I'm like Jeter, light Caesar #

# No hypebeaster, rock a nice sneaker #

# You get drugs for a good price #

# My price cheaper, guaranteed #

# My trunk snapping like a tambourine #

# Bodying these pussies

With a camera team #

# Uh! You better slow down, baby #

# Uh! You better slow down, baby #

# You better slow down, baby #

# I'm a hero in my hometown, baby #

# Oh, man

Look who just f***ing pulled up #

# It's me #

Oh, really, fam? It's like that?

Really, nig? A'ight.

It's still up there.

I might have carpal tunnel from the time

- you didn't give me a high-five.

- What'd you say?

Ooh. Big C-Dawg.

I knew you wouldn't leave me hanging, bro.

Where'd we land with those

tandem bikes, huh? We rock it out?

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