Tanu Weds Manu Returns Page #2

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If he behaves madly in front of a psychiatrist..

..then they're bound to think he's crazy.

They kept him there.

What are you saying? I don't understand.

Where are you now?

I am in London. - I know you're in London.

But are you okay.

I don't know.

I am thinking about going back to Kanpur.

Place the mask over your nose and mouth..

..and tighten by pulling the straps.

Here...go.

Poor.

Yes, come on.

Be careful, the children might spill it.

We'll distribute it to everyone out here.

Come.

Hello. - Where's the pickle?

Who is it?

Tanu speaking.

Sister-in-law!

Hello.

You forgot all about us after shifting to London.

Hold on, sister-in-law.

The network's really bad in here.

You know, it's an auspicious day today.

And look who called.

Pappi. - Yes.

Manu is in the mental asylum.

So please get him out.

No, no.. - What happened?

Nothing.

St. Benedict Mental Asylum..

..for Mental Illness, in Trikanham.

What? What was that?

Come again.

I'll text you the details.

But please hurry up.

It's been 2-3 days and he doesn't have his phone or credit card.

Oh, God!

The only son of Sharma Family is in a mental asylum.

Please get him out as soon as you can.

Was it your sister-in-law? - Yes.

What's wrong with you?

Speak up.

Manu... - Manu what?

Manu what?

He's in the mental asylum.

Passengers, your attention please.

The train arriving from Delhi..

Train no. 12717..

... is arrived at plate farm no 5.

Did you get married, Deepak? - Yes.

I even have a 5 year old daughter.

I couldn't decide on any one for a long time.

But then father passed away.

And my elder brother refused to support me.

I left collage because of money.

I needed someone to look after the family.

Do you miss me?

Yes.

Not often, only sometimes.

When?

When?

Tanu aunty is back!

Tanu aunty is back!

Mom, dad...

Sister-in-law, Tanu is back.

Aunty is back.

Tanu aunty is back!

Tanu aunty is back!

Sister, I'll go get the veneration platter. - Hurry up.

This is for your girl. - Don't embarrass me.

Keep it. - You think I'll charge you money.

I have such sweet memories about you.

Time and age ruined everything.

Yes, I'll you, let's go in..

Let's go inside.

It was nice meeting you, Deepak.

Bye.

See you.

Uncle. - Bless you, dear. how are you?

Hello, uncle. - Fine.

Papa. - I'm going to buy vegetables from the market.

Who was that, dear? - He was a friend.

Friend? She has a rickshaw driver friend.

How are you, dear?

That rickshaw-puller is your friend.

How can she have a rickshaw puller as a friend?

Be quiet.

Dear, how did you come so suddenly?

Is everything okay? - Yes, everything alright.

How is Manu?

He's in the mental asylum.

What?

But.. - We learnt a wonderful dance just for you.

It's better than Katrina.

Later.

Who's that guy?

Chintu, from Rampur.

What's he doing?

After you got married..

..brother rented out your room to him.

He's been living here for the past 6 months..

..without paying a single penny.

He's studying law at the university.

Every time we ask him to vacate..

..he threatens us with the law.

I suggested that we shut him out.

But that rascal, uses a ladder to climb up.

He's a scoundrel.

But you don't get into all this, dear.

Freshen up and let's have some tea.

Son...

3 days.

I want you to vacate the room in 3 days.

Otherwise...or I'll pass judgment on you on Virana Road.

If Lucknow is romantic, Kanpur is industrial

Listen carefully.

Don't forget to applaud.

If Lucknow is romantic, Kanpur is industrial

Bareli is naughty

Then Rampur is witty!

I won't leave easily.

You're free to give your judgment.

He's a big scoundrel.

You don't get into this.

Neetu...check the lentil.

Sister-in-law, you picked out all the cottage cheese.

There's no cottage-cheese left in this dish.

They finished off the cottage-cheese.

Don't force me to tell them about you.

Be quiet.

Sister-in-law, make some tea for me.

Then go sleep.

You're neither watching the video nor letting me watch it.

You're only making this worse.

Yeah. Yeah. - Look at that. Have you been there?

Hold on. - Look at that.

Wait.

Hello. - Pappi. Have you reached London?

Did you get brother out of the mental asylum?

Sister-in-law, the ticket cost 60,000 rupees..

..so it didn't feel right to head to the mental asylum directly.

So I thought... I am on the Thames right now.

Are you crazy?

Do you know what a mental asylum is?

Be quiet.

Do you know what it means?

Yes, sister-in-law. - So get him out.

And text me as soon as you do. - Yes.

Look at that.

I heard a lot about you, until now.

We never got a chance to meet.

You know, Tanu you're the Batman of this neighborhood.

We only hear stories about you.

I heard there were two grooms in your marriage.

Shots were fired too.

Such sad eyes.

Where did you get those?

How about some tea, sister?

Are you just being formal, or do you respect me as one.

I also have a bottle.

Sign here? - Yes, sir.

You can take him now, sir.

Thank you. - Welcome.

The beard suits you.

What kind of clothes are you wearing?

Didn't you get the ones with the stripes?

His humor is running.

Are you okay?

Brother, I am in love.

Thank you. Thank you.

Remember that girl in Jassi's marriage. Komal.

She's given the nod.

Look...two crazy guys are playing chess.

Now you have to help me get married.

After all, I am 34 years old.

I have needs too. Try to understand.

This is what makes a man turn criminal. Understand.

Taxi! - Stop. Stop.

Astrid Kemp, please.

I told Komal's family..

..that I am very close to the Sharma family.

And uncle's booked a shop for me in Greater Noida.

And he'll leave 1 million for me.

Oh my...what a beautiful house.

Is it rented?

I think I'll have to elope with Komal.

What do you say?

If her family doesn't agree..

..then that's my last resort.

Hear my plan. The plan is like this..

The plane will land in Delhi, okay.

And from Delhi we'll head straight to Punjab..

Speak softly. - Okay.

From Delhi, we'll take a bus..

..and head straight to Punjab. Okay.

Now your job is to talk to Komal's parents in Punjabi.

How? Well...like you do normally? Hi...hello.

This way they will feel comfortable.

All well if they say yes..

..if not, I'll elope with the girl.

And then...

Shut up!

Are you crazy?

Do you see my condition!

This is what happens to a man post-marriage.

I was in a mental asylum for 5 days.

Do you want to go there too? Do you?

Crazy fool wants to get married.

Tanu. How much longer will you take?

Hurry up, dear.

The boy and his family will be here soon.

Tanu. The boy and his family will be here soon.

You should see him too. How is Ankita looking?

Neetu, have the sweetmeats arrived.

So you're out, beloved.

Give the kids some space to walk, he might drop the glasses.

Try these.

He's such a rascal. Whenever we have guest, he's washing his clothes.

Do you have to do that now? - I have to.

Mister, these days hair threading is available in Kanpur too.

You have a big patch.

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