Tanu Weds Manu Returns Page #3

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There's a clinic next to the lake.

They charge 10,000 and guarantee long hair.

May be.

Tanu?

Hello.

She's our daughter. Tanu.

She recently returned from London.

London - Yes, London.

You see, out there everything is open.

Open...you see.

So who is the boy here?

Who is the boy!

What do you do for a living?

What do you do for a living?

I.. - I!

I.. - I!

I work for a IT Firm in Hyderabad.

IT...

Bloody they all work for an IT firm, huh!

They all work in a computer shop.

Why do you want to get married?

Why do you want to get married?

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Have you ever been to a club?

Have you ever been to a club?

Ankita, my dear little Susie.

It's nothing.

Your life has become boring.

And for that you don't need to..

..get this 70 kilos of burden on top of you.

You just need to break the monotony.

Do something exciting.

Anything.

Run away from home with someone.

If you can't find someone, then run away alone.

But do something.

Let there be light, let there be life.

She's humiliated us, let's go.

Mister.. Listen...please..

At least have a glass of water.

You're back..

Now we all suffer. - Listen to me, brother.

Will you stop laughing?

Papa...

I want a divorce.

Go ahead if you want to.

Someday I'll get furious and.

But why?

There's nothing left between us to talk.

We fight over every trivial thing.

She doesn't understand, neither do I.

Uncle's been drinking.

And this mental asylum incident was just too much.

How did you land in the mental asylum?

I can't make break bread for him at midnight.

What more can I do? I'll keep it aside, they'll eat it cold.

Mannu.

I'm was being tortured for the past 4 years.

Don't forget to eat. - We will.

We all are.

Your wife won't come feed you. I am not destined to have a daughter-in-law.

Look at me...I've been enduring it for 40 years.

And I am sure, so is your mother.

Who will clean all the dirty plates in the sink?

So.. - So what?

Manage it.

And then...there's this.

Sometimes with water...or with soda.

And sometimes neat.

What do you think will happen after divorce?

Either you will spend the rest of your life alone.

All the lights in the rooms are switched on.

All the lights are on.

You'll get bored...with living alone.

Or...you'll get married again.

And after the second marriage..

..do you think she will make you happy?

How can we clean it with the lights off?

You're too much.

Son...it's the rule of life.

A man and a woman are supposed to fall in love.

Then getting married..

..and then, getting bored of each other.

That's right.

That's why I say... endure it for as long as you can.

And when you give up.

What happened?

Save electricity.

I say divorce her.

You're like a closed door and sister-in-law is like the breeze.

You two can never get along.

I told you before this marriage will never last.

You can't temper lentil with ajinamoto.

Look, a criminal.

Mister. Where can I get a divorce?

I'll show you. There's Faisal.

There he is. Faisal.

Brother Faisal has a record of 2500 divorces.

Once he got a couple divorced on the following day of their wedding.

Come.

Greeting, brother. - Get going.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Mister, I want to send a divorce notice.

Of course. Just say the word.

Brother.. Think about it once.

I mean...think about it once.

So...which notice should I send her?

Divorce notice or just notice?

What?

Well, the divorce notice means..

..everything's finalized... marriage over!

But, with just a notice you still have some chance left.

Take my advice, and just send her a notice.

This is just the beginning. You're the emotional type.

You can never say "Divorce! Divorce! Divorce!"

And you see...marriage is an expensive game.

And divorce.

Well, you can get one for as cheap as 250- rupees.

Name?

Hold on.

Should I call him? - Yes.

Say sorry? - Yes.

Say "Call that stupid fool".

Call that stupid fool

Here.

Here, Tanu. Have some sweets.

I cleared my final year of law.

Chintu, you didn't call me sister.

Today is a good day.

Sister...there's a letter for you.

Son, have some.

Soon I'll have your room too.

There's a letter too.

Read it out...loudly.

My dear Tanu.

I never imagined that I'll be sending this letter to you.

But things have gone too far now.

You've crossed all limits.

But there's still time.

If you mend your ways and apologies..

..then I am ready to forgive you.

Waiting for your call.

Yours truly, Manu.

It's from brother-in-law.

Son, do you only speak like that, or do you write like that too.

No, I write clearly.

Then write him a letter in red.

I am done respecting you.

Go.

Chintu, you became a lawyer today..

..and you also got your first case.

Come on, get your bike.

I'll show you all of Batman's legends.

"O Beloved.."

"O Beloved...I'm bored of singing all those painful songs."

"Now there's rock-n-roll playing in my heart."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on."

"Move on...on...on...on.."

"Move on...on...on...on.."

"Why look for another stranger?"

"Why look for another story?"

"The heart's happy wandering around."

"The heart's happy wandering around."

"The heart's happy wandering around."

"So why look for a place to stay."

"Why look for a place to stay."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Move on."

"Beloved Move on."

"Move on...on...on...on.."

"Move on...on...on...on.."

"Whenever I start a new world."

"I'll also find a new God."

"If I don't find someone capable."

"If I don't find someone capable."

"If I don't find someone capable."

"Then I'll be God myself."

"Then I'll be God myself."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"O Beloved...I'm bored of singing all those painful songs."

"Now there's rock-n-roll playing in my heart."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Beloved Move on." "Move on. Move on. Move on."

"Move on."

Let me introduce you to the villain of my story.

Chintu, do I look okay?

What happened?

Don't just stand there, come on.

After this we'll go get something to eat

Hello

The moustache looks nice on you, Awasthi

You've turned quite spiritual. - Yes

I took my mind of you and into God.

Good

You should keep yourself busy

How's the doctor?

How are husbands?

Don't know. I'll tell you by next year

Really?

So you're taking the leap too

Yes.

Finally I found a girl I like

Oh dear!

So my ship sank close to the shore

Now that I am back, you're leaving

Well...anyway

Chintu, let's go. - Yes

See you brother

Hey boy.. - Yes, brother?

Who are you?

Me... Shoulder! - Who?

Shoulder

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