Tanu Weds Manu Returns Page #4

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You know...the breed of boys.

We come into the picture when girls are very sad.

Fed up of all her relations.

When you shunned her, that doctor gave her his shoulder.

Now when the doctor shunned her, I gave her mine.

And when I do the same, you can offer her yours.

I'll take your leave. Madam has places to go.

Hey... - Yes brother?

Stay within your limits, son.

Or you'll end up hurt

You think your wife will jump out of the phone if you keep staring at it?

Look...shall I tell you where you went wrong?

The day sister-in-law realizes..

..she will come running and apologies to you.

And Listen..

Have some pity on poor guys like us.

Talk to Komal's family.

Please... Do you want me to beg?

Please.. - Fine, I'll talk to them. Sit.

You don't care at all

Sorry Pappi. I've made you all sad.

No seriously.

There's a lecture at Delhi University day after tomorrow.

Okay.

We'll head for Chandigarh right after that.

Really? - Yes.

Wonderful.

And you can fulfill your dream of getting married. - Of course.

That's more like it.

My marriage will be an example for your marriage.

And just watch how it's done.

You will be uncle in a year.

For instance, there are two types of Arithmia.

The bi-cardia and the tri-cardia.

Bi-cardia, where the heart rate is less than 60 beats per minute.

And tri-cardia where the heart rate is..

..more than 100 beats per minute.

Both cause symptomatic problems like these.

Its...

Very rare that you see a phenomena, like this.

I am sure it's also very dangerous.

So..

We're very lucky to have Dr. Radheshyam Agarwal..

..who is an expert on this subject..

..and who has agreed to speak on my behalf.

Dr. Radheshyam Agarwal!

Dr. Agarwal, please come.

I told you about the test, remember. Now go.

Get your physical done.

Oh God!

Any question?

Sir, which is the more common phenomena?

Bi-cardia or tri-cardia?

Good question.

You're a good question.

Next.

Doctor, why are there more heart-related diseases in India..

..than in any other country?

What's your name? - Anirudh.

3rd year student. - Anirudh.

Anirudh, good question.

But your question hurt me.

It's paining me.

Excuse me, doctor. - Yes, doctor.

Can you check what's happening? - Yeah, sure,

Here? - Here?

Doctor. Doctor, relax.

His question.. - Doctor, relax.

Lie down.

Lie down. Doctor, relax.

Doctor.

Doctor, relax. Somebody call the ambulance, please.

She will apology...

...when she will realize.

You fool...

Are you crazy?

What were you doing with your arms spread out?

This is no place to be Shahrukh Khan.

I thought.. - What did you think?

That I am Manisha Koirala?

Come on, Dhatto. - Coming.

Shameless...good for nothing perverts.

We'll miss our bus.

What happened?

He was standing in the middle of the pitch.

I am injured now. - Are you hurt?

Old fool.

Hurry up. Come on.

Put the stretcher in the ambulance.

Pappi.

Come quickly.

Come on.

Sir, relax. Sir..

Quick quick

Come on.

Do you know what happened?

Sir..

I've been noticing that..

..the Sharma family enjoys embarrassing me.

Listen to me. Tanu is right here.

I'll show you.

What? Who?

Tanu.

Oh, God!

Isn't that, Tanu? - Which one?

That boy-cut. That's not sister-in-law Tanu.

Aren't you wearing your glasses?

Pappi, that's Tannu. - She isn't.

What if she is? - And what if she isn't?

Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law. - Quiet.

How can she be Sister-in-law?

Did she go back to college?

Lovers like you cause half the pollution in Delhi.

How can you say she's sister-in-law Tanu?

That's someone else.

She isn't?

And will you follow anyone who looks like her?

Go on.

Come on, let's go to ISBT.

I see no hope, nor a face.

Death is inevitable.

But why can't sleep at nights.

Very impressive Chintu!

Who's it now?

My soul mate.

Hello. - Payal.

Where are you? - Kanpur.

Listen...today is the function for the kid.

Everyone's so happy.

That's a good thing.

Do you know who I met today?

Awasthi.

Raja.

He's grown a moustache now.

He looks hot.

Listen Tanu.

Don't get yourself in these hassles.

I am telling you because I already am in one.

Believe me, it's no use. You feel really guilty.

Guilty? Why?

Isn't this Jassi's kid?

Yes...it's not.

I'll tell you in detail when we meet.

Tanu, come here soon. Or else I'll die of guilt.

You've made this really exciting.

She's Mr. Trivedi's daughter, isn't she?

Yes.

So why are you taking her around?

She's married. - Are you her father-in-law?

Mind your own business.

Your moustache is beautiful.

You know, perverts love a book called Lolita.

Have you read it?

You see...a middle-aged man keeps staring at a little girl.

She wasn't even born when you completed your graduation.

Look, I'll lodge a complaint with the police.

There are 1500 students here.

If they all slap you..

Oh, God. - Get out before she gets here.

Oh, God.

Don't look. Don't look.

Hey come come

This is a DTC bus. Anyone can board it.

Come on. - Pahad Ganj bus depot.

Come on.

Keep your bag on your lap.

Shut up.

If these people find out we're following that girl..

They will beat us black and blue.

Whistle?

You don't know what's a whistle?

Remember those toy dolls we used to play with when we were kids.

And if you pressed that doll, it would..

Ticket?

Staff. - What staff?

Delhi University, don't you see?

This is the DTC bus...

No concession to any staff.

How much? - 10.

And how much for your windscreen?

You fool, one brick..

..and you'll lose 10,000 instead of 10.

Ticket?

Brother...if this girl finds out we're following her..

..then she will beat us to a pulp.

You do understand that don't you?

This one...our..

It's called something more crude in Punjabi.

I..

Ticket.

Staff!

Brother, you didn't eat your almonds

I'll need money today.

Walk straight. Straight..

Don't look.

What are you doing?

We can pay you only 200

Don't look at her.

Okay how about 250?

How much is that for?

Look at this one

Sit carefully.

Keep your knees to yourself.

Sit carefully.

Don't look at her. - How's your stomach?

What? - How's your stomach?

I kicked you the other day, remember.

Yes, it's fine.

Thank you.

Mister, why do I feel like you're following me?

No, it's not that.

Just tell me who you're following. Me or her?

We've a bet going.

No, it's not what you think.

Stop the rickshaw.

Stop. Stop.

Loveboy. You say you're not following me.

Get down. - Listen to me.

You're mistaken. I am not following you.

You look like my wife. You look like my wife.

Listen to me..

Just listen to me..

I am a doctor.

Will you listen to me?

My wife looks.. Look..

You look like my wife.

Wait..

Look. Take a look.

Your wife does look like me.

Normally we see this in films.

I never imagined I could have a lookalike.

She does look a bit like her.

But is she dead?

No...

Did she run away? - No..

She left me.

We're getting divorced. - Oh..

That's sad.

But, mister, the reality is..

Your wife looks just like me..

..but I am not your wife.

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