Tanu Weds Manu Returns Page #6

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And every time you win a competition, Tanu..

Kusum.

See...I told you this has happened before.

I've said these things before.

But you happened to me for the first time.

Brother, there's an outbreak of cholera in Delhi.

I see.

So be careful with the fritters.

And I told you... there will be a problem.

There's always a problem in love marriages.

See, there's a problem.

What?

Well, my missus says that he's a divorcee..

Which you already told me.

But I don't have an objection, but my wife does.

And secondly...

She's already chosen Kusum..

..for one of her distant brother.

He belongs from your side.

UP. Take a look.

You might have seen him before.

What's going on here?

Stop this.

Manu Sharma, trying to be Shahrukh Khan, huh!

"This has happened before."

"This has happened before."

I'll tell you what happened before.

He tried to snatch your wife before.

And you left this poor boy hanging.

Last time he was busy giving justification..

..but this time he'll shoot first and talk later.

No. Why give any justification.

He'll shoot first and get going.

What justification?

Just shoot.

Why justification?

Pappi, what are you saying? - Pappi?

He'll be taking your pappi (kiss) now.

She's supposed to be marrying him.

I am feeling uneasy.

Pappi, brother!

You see, women are like blending machine..

..and men are the fruit.

And for the last two weeks..

..we were hovering around this machine.

One wrong move, and..

And that Raja Awashti.

He would've rained bullets on us.

I saved you.

Your father came to us with the proposal.

Manu had no dearth of marriage proposals. - Who is she yelling at in the morning?

There are plenty of them out there.

What's wrong, aunty?

We had to get you two married..

..because he was in love with you.

It's the machine! The machine.

You've made a mess of things.

Mr. Sharma.. - This is my new coat.

I had warned you that she isn't the right girl.

But you let her father cloud your judgment.

She couldn't even abide by the marriage for 4 years. - Who?

And look at that haircut she's got.

Look at those fangs.

What are you blabbering? - Where are you going?

Where's Chintu?

At the next shop.

Add some small pieces catechu.

Why did you tell papa about me and Raja?

I even told your husband. - Why?

Why?

Why did Ranjha die?

Why did Farhad die?

Why did Romeo stab himself?

And why do millions of girls slit their veins?

Love.

Tanu, I was in love with you.

You're crazy.

I am married. - That's just your marital status.

But you're a still a bachelor at heart.

And...I already sent the divorce letter to your husband.

What?

When? - I sent it yesterday, by Blue Dart.

I'm sure he's already received it.

It's only the seven nuptial rounds, Tanu.

You won't mind taking them again.

I can give my life for you.

Hey...don't touch me.

This is the problem.

One smile...and you think the girl's crazy about you.

Was I just a bike and one liter of petrol for you?

Only good for taking you to Raja Awasthi.

I warned you.

It takes 2 hours to get to Kanpur from Lucknow.

Raja.. - And you!

You husband-wife have made my life bad.

Quietly get on the bike and come with me.

And you..

You're just a shrimp, understand.

You..

Don't just insult me and leave, Raja Awasthi.

Finish me. - Let go.

Just finish me for good. I am a serpent.

I'll make your life miserable.

Wait...

I will kill you. - So kill me.

Stop.

He will shoot you.

I won't spare you.

Make another betel leaf.

Your courage has filled me with zest.

You aren't over your first wife yet..

..and already locking horns with the bull.

Bull?

I have a brother.

Not Omi, another one.

When he was just 5, he tried to wrestle a bull.

Got his bones broken.

After he got better, he tried to wrestle it again.

And broke his bones again.

When he got better again..

..the fool tried to lock horns with it again.

People say my brother is crazy.

But I like my brother.

And you too.

Mr. Sharma, I've decided..

..that I'm going to take the bull by its horns.

We'll see what happens.

You do love me, don't you?

No, I'll believe it when you say it convincingly.

'Say it convincingly, or I'm getting out of here.'

Yes, I do.

Great, then let's go to Jhajjar.

Let's go deal with my family.

Don't be afraid if they beat you up.

If you're doing a good deed, then don't forget me.

Komal's getting married in 3 days.

Let's go to Chandigarh.

Pappi, if it's an emergency..

..then we'll deal with your problem first.

What now? Pack your bags.

Let's go to ISBT. Catch the bus to Punjab.

Yes.

Are you crazy?

You think I'm going to booze during daytime.

Don't you see I am with a lady?

Sorry!

What happened? Why are you getting so furious?

You see, Tanu, your doctor husband..

..is just bad news.

And he's back in my life.

And this time...I won't let him get the best of me.

I will shoot him.

Why are you abusing him? Tell me what happened.

Four years..

It took me four years to find this girl.

I didn't talk or meet her, just said yes to marrying her.

Why?

Because...

She looked like you.

I thought if not you, then maybe someone like you.

But your husband can't endure that either.

He wants the original as well as the duplicate.

What are you saying? I don't understand.

What do you mean?

I mean he's been getting cozy with my fiance, in Delhi.

Who?

Manu? - Yes.

Who told you? - My sister.

But you don't have a sister. - She's a distant cousin. You don't know her.

Where does she live? - Delhi.

Where in Delhi?

Uttam Vihar.

But Manu lives in Mayur Vihar.

Maybe they met someplace else, I don't know.

He's in love with your sister.

Not my sister, her sister-in-law.

But you said he's been going around with your sister.

Hey Tanuja Trivedi.

Are you a RAW agent?

Just try to understand what I am saying.

Your husband's in love again.

He's betrayed you.

He's given you the finger, and getting married again.

And all this is ruining my life.

He cannot show me the finger.

What could be better than..

..a man settling down at the age of 40.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Don't you see we're talking here?

He cannot show me the finger.

He's a small potato.

I don't care if he's a potato or apple.

Either you return my fiance..

..or you come back in my life.

I am a simple contractor.

I don't have much brain.

But I do know one needs cement to join bricks.

I don't care if its JK cement or Ambuja cement.

But this should happen at all cost, that's all.

Mister, will you take us to Sector 16?

Here.

Manu's gone, daughter-in-law.

What do you want now?

Didn't you feel ashamed..

..when you sent him to the mental asylum?

I don't need him.

In fact he needs my permission. I am still his legal wife.

I can make all of you rot in jail.

That's all there's left for you to do.

You have done everything else.

So this is where Jassi lives now? - Yes.

Stay back.

Why?

No need to hide, let's go inside.

We're not here on a holiday.

We're here to elope with the girl.

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