Tanu Weds Manu Returns Page #7

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Komal is Jassi's cousin.

If these Sardar's find out..

..they will abuse me to death.

You.. why you..

What rubbish.

Jassi's my friend. I'll talk to him. - Don't...No.

Now it's too late.

You already missed the deadline.

Datto.

If you're caught eloping with the girl..

..they will beat you up terribly.

Strangely I have faith in you.

You can do this.

You must tell her once..

..that Pappi's here for you. - Right.

Well then...do you have a picture of her on your mobile?

I do.

You see, everyone knows us.

If we go inside, they will never leave us alone.

You go inside and tell her.. - I get it.

Komal...your Pappi's here.

No need to worry.

He'll jump over this wall of wealth and take you away.

See... See that.

That's a city girl.

But they will recognize her too.

She's Tanu, right.

She's Datto.

Yes, but they will think she's Tanu.

She is Datto, so everyone will think she's Datto.

Tanu..

Ohhh...they will think she's Tanu.

Datto...

Please wear the Turban.

Please wear the Turban.

Datto... walk carefully.

Sister, have you seen this girl around?

Sister, have you seen this girl around?

Tanu!

Tanu!

Manu.

Jassi. - Mannu, my buddy. What are you doing here?

How are you?

Everyone has changed in 4 years.

You guys were crazy back then, and you still are.

Why are you doing this?

What...what are you doing?

Sister-in-law Tanu.

Aren't you ashamed?

Why would I be ashamed?

Pappi is going crazy for you.

And you want to know why you should be ashamed.

Pappi's here too. - He's here for you.

Pack your bags.

He's waiting outside by the rickshaw. Hurry up.

For me?

Tanu. Hello.

Hi.

This frock doesn't match with your turban and beard.

It's all okay.

Komal's would-be husband is from Gujarat.

Get it. That's why..

So you're going to do the 'Dandiya'. - Of course.

We'll do the 'Dandiya'.

And not just me, you will too.

Not me. Come on. - No, not me.

Oh, come on.

I don't want to. - Oh, Come on. - Jassi, listen to me.

Hold on. - Hello.

Hand me the mic.

Listen up everyone.

My best friend Manu..

..has returned from London's mental asylum.

And I am really happy.

Very happy.

I've a humble request, please dance.

And I swear, those who don't dance..

..tomorrow morning your mother will die.

Come on.

There's nothing I want to tell you.

I don't love you.

How long are you going to lie to yourself?

That's the limit.

I am not lying to you.

You're just a good friend, Pappi.

You know.. Just like whatsapp friend.

Whatsapp friend?

Then what was all that LOLs for?

LOL at 3 am...

Those big LOLs for every small jokes.

What was all that?

Listen...I took that overcrowded..

..Punjab Roadway's bus to get here.

And you're refusing me.

You...

You've lost your mind.

Listen.

Tanu, I couldn't conceive.

My family was bothering me.

Why aren't you getting pregnant? When will you bear a child?

When? How?

They really got on my nerves.

We met all the doctors, got all the tests done.

And then I found out..

..that Jassi was the one.

See...Jassi was infertile.

Be a man. Be a man. - Listen to me.

Drink it. - Come on.

It's important. - Drink it. What are you doing?

That was neat.

Jassi...listen.

Jassi, I am getting married again.

You manned up in a single drink. - Yes.

You cannot betray me. - What betrayal?

Did I ever say that I love you? Never!

That's only because you're shy. - Shy my foot.

I don't love you.

And anyway, the wedding's day after tomorrow..

..and I am really happy.

You'll have to get married over my dead body, believe me!

Fine with me, just stop following me.

Such arrogance! Such arrogance!

I wouldn't have given you a second look if I was any younger.

Two really hip girls from my neighborhood proposed to me..

..but I refused them only for you.

Understand. Listen..

If you don't love me yet, then do it now.

Have you lost your mind?

Do you have any idea..

..how much property my husband has in Surat?

Even I've booked a shop in Greater Noida.

I have a receipt.

So Jassi ruined all my plans of family planning.

Then I talked to Sukanya.

What's wrong?

What? - I need to go to the bathroom.

Fine, we're talking after a long time.

Sit down.

Do you know where I met Sukanya?

She said if your husband cannot give you a child..

..then try artificial insemination.

So that child is artificial.

Have you lost your mind after going to London?

The child isn't artificial.

I mean...it's science.

It's done with injection... and costs millions.

It's like...test tube baby.

And so costly..

How much does kid this size cost?

The child grows in your fetus, not the thermos.

Have you lost your mind?

Am I drunk or are you?

This new haircut suits you.

Why are you buying the same color Mercedes again?

Why don't you change color?

What do you mean?

This one's like Tanu too.

You could've tried something else.

Like Aishwarya...Deepika...Katrina.

There are many new ones in the market now.

But you're doing great.

My life is ruined.

Pappi!

Come in.

Pappi. - Jassi.

Pappi, how are you? - Great.

Have a drink? Where were you?

Some cripple was bothering me.

Manu, there is some cripple in the party.

Where is he?

Who? - Pappi.

Pappi was never here, Jassi.

He was just saying..

Jassi, I think you're drunk.

Pappi isn't here. Listen to me.

Get some rest.

Here. Drink it.

Are you there, Manu? - Come on. Drink it.

No one knows that this child isn't Jassi's.

They never leave her alone. Right?

No one leaves her alone..

They're always carrying her in their arms.

Tanu..

I have to go to the bathroom.

The bathroom's this way.

Tanu, I feel really guilty.

What do I do? Should I tell them?

But if I tell him, it will hurt his manhood.

They're such ignorant people..

..they measure their manhood with their sperm count.

Look there..

Oh...

How did you do that? Did you hit her here? Karate.

What else could I do? She wasn't letting me leave.

I see. - Did she finish packing her bags? Shall we go?

She says she doesn't love me.

Doesn't love you?

So...were you mistaken..

..or is she going back on her words.

She's the one who's denying it. She still does.

Then let's get out of here.

I think she'll say yes if you talk to her.

What do I say to her?

If she isn't listening to you why will she listen to me?

No, no, I think she'll say yes if you talk to her.

I should try talking to her once. - Yes.

This side.

You fools, Shahrukh Khan's outside.

Come on.

What are you doing?

That's what I want to ask you...

Listen, listen... - Now, what are you doing?

Look, I'll scream.

Your family's already making quite a racket.

Who's going to hear you? Listen to me.

What's your problem with this good man?

What's so special about that boy from Surat?

Money. Even Pappi can earn a square meal.

He loves you. He came this far for you.

And you don't care.

Shut up!

Fools. Run away.

She isn't listening.

Shall I show her too?

Look..

What's wrong with her? - She's drunk.

Drunk?

Payal.

There was no Shahrukh Khan.

She tricked us.. - She fooled us.

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