Tapas
- Year:
- 2005
- 94 min
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EDGARDO SAYS:
What a lovely boy.
Come here.
Come on.
Why are you doing that
when there are other things to do?
We need some omelets.
Do one with cod, one with garlic...
and two with potatoes,
one without onion.
Did you get the pickled tuna?
-All right, I'll do it.
-Lolo!
Sh*t, I can't cope.
I'm still hung over
from last night.
I feel awful.
I didn't sleep a wink.
We'll need things
for your birthday party.
Sh*t, let me recover before
we talk about that, will you?
Its only a few days away.
I'll look after the catering.
-You're getting too old for things.
-Screw you.
I got the tent. Its fantastic,
big enough for three.
-Did you get the sleeping bags?
-Not yet.
Where did you say
the campsite was?
A mile from Benicassim,
near the festival.
And full of Italian chicks.
Didn't you prefer Dutch girls?
They're sluts. Their folks give them
contraceptives when they reach 13.
But they come in June with the
German girls, who have bigger tits.
In July, English girls. They get
drunk and f*** anything that moves.
In August, the Italian
and French girls.
They're tighter but not bad.
Pizza and champagne, kid!
If you don't get laid in Spain in
summer its because you're stupid.
Opo.
You're out of your head.
-1OOg of ham. Anything else?
-No, dear. Here.
-Your pension goes a long way.
-I can't even feed the cats with it.
This is savings.
-Careful with this 2O cent piece.
-All this progress...
...and we go back to cents.
-I haven't seen Mariano lately.
-How is he?
-Fine. Just fine.
He doesn't like the heat
so he stays in.
-Right.
-Maybe it'll turn cooler soon.
He hates this heat. Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye.
My turn. 4OOg of chickpeas,
some olives...
and some cheap anchovies.
I've got no savings.
You heard Conchi. You can't live
on the pension they give you.
-And no kids to help her out.
-Maybe thats why she has savings.
Its just the two of them.
With my three I spend everything.
You're only happy
when you're complaining.
Its all right for Raquel.
She's on her own. Its two years
since Santi left you, right?
Thats it. Anything else?
No, nothing else.
Lolo, the coffee's boiling over.
You're losing it, mate!
Here's your tuna roll.
Don't you start too!
-Whats the matter?
-I'm on my own!
-What about Rosalia?
-She's gone shopping.
-Do I get that cuttlefish or what?
-Its coming, damnit!
Rosalia.
Rosalia, where are you?
Rosalla.
Sh*t, Rosalla,
there's a lot to do.
Well listen...
When you stop sulking...
get some anchovies
and bring them over.
Four weeks on a ship? Sh*t!
on a ship to starving.
-Your health, sir.
-Cheers.
Its hot, isn't it?
I've got cancer.
And, to cap it all,
the doctor says stop smoking.
-Know what I said to him?
-No.
"Doctor, why wipe my ass
if I'm already in the toilet?"
Thats telling him!
I've got...
maybe two months.
And with this heat,
Yeah, its too hot.
Its the ozone layer.
They've started giving me drugs.
So I won't realize.
They give you drugs?
Thats f***ing great!
Mariano, put the cigarette out.
-What are you doing here?
-Nothing. I...
Nothing, woman.
The boy's keeping me company.
Come here, Opo.
-You know I don't want you here.
-I like talking to Mariano.
I came for something special.
Its Cesar's birthday.
He's getting older. And with
supply and demand how it is...
I wouldn't want
to end up with nothing.
-What do you want?
-3O "Mitsubishis".
3O "Mitsubishis"?
My goodness. Thats a lot.
-There are a lot of us.
-I see.
How about some "Simpsons"?
The gang gets too wild on those.
The other day, Xavi took one and...
-When do you want them for?
-Saturday.
Saturday?
-I'll see what I can do.
-Okay.
By the way, Mariano
went over the top today.
He told me some story...
Did he?
What did he tell you?
He said he's got cancer
and that they give him drugs.
Anyway, I'm off.
Bye.
Mariano! Have you gone mad?
Look what you've done!
-Hello, Montse.
-Lolo. How're things?
-I need some anchovies.
-No problem.
Montse, a kilo
of anchovies for Lolo.
Hey, Eloy, I wanted
to ask you something.
Do you know of a cook who could help
me out at the bar for a few days?
Have you sent
your wife on holiday?
No. She's sick.
Don't you close in August?
You won't find a cook now
who'll work for just 3 or 4 days.
I was thinking of staying
open another 2 weeks.
I don't want to
close the whole month.
If your wife's sick, you should.
Yes, well,
I have to go and open.
-Chalk it up.
-lf I hear of one, I'll call you.
And look after
that wife of yours.
Okay, okay.
IN BUENOS AIRES.
I KNOW.
I'M TRYING TO GE DUAL NATIONALITY.
IT'S TOO HOT.
AFRAID TO MEET ME FACE TO FACE?
When an old elephant
senses that his time has come...
he chooses a younger elephant to
accompany him and leaves the herd...
on what will be
his last journey.
They will walk across
the savannah...
-You don't look too good.
-I couldn't sleep.
-Its the heat.
-Maybe someone wouldn't let her.
No, I really couldn't sleep.
Only joking. But being on your
own you can do what you want.
Sure. The advantages of separation,
you know.
Well?
Two tins of sardines
and some sausage.
-You're better off on your own.
-Its worth it in the end.
The trouble men give...
Its good to have a man
at hand when the tap's broken.
-True.
-What do you do then?
-I turn on another. What else?
-2OOg of mortadella.
My Cesar's the handyman at home.
His father's useless.
-He can fix anything.
-He could fix Raquel's video.
-Its broken, isn't it?
-Yes.
-I'll tell him to call in.
-No.
Don't bother, I hardly use it.
The odd dirty film
can brighten up your life.
Really!
-Yes, I'll tell him to call in.
-Whatever.
-Anything else?
-Some eggs.
Feel that.
Just like Bruce Lee.
From all the hand movement.
Look.
I'm getting one of these.
-You're getting a nunchaku?
- Yeah. So?
Self-defense, kid. And its a
martial art like judo or karate.
But discredited by louts with
broom handles and toilet chains.
Bruce Lee got killed
by a nunchaku, didn't he?
What are you saying!
That was a cover-up.
Bruce Lee was killed
by a Hollywood producer...
to be the new martial arts king.
They didn't want
a Chinese as the hero.
That's why David Carradine
was the Grasshopper.
-Who?
-David Carradine. Kill Bill.
Ah, Kill Bill.
But Kill Bill was Chinese.
Of course he wasn't Chinese.
His name was David Carradine.
Car-ra-dine.
Anyway, they took slant-eyed actors
because there was "chinaphobia".
Being killed was the best thing
for the Master.
Better than Norris's
shopping channel.
What do you mean?
Chuck Norris keeps really well.
-Does he?
-Yeah!
-He's got a fine physique.
-Now this is a fine physique.
-Chuck Norris? No way!
-You just watch yourself, Opo.
Watch yourself.
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