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-Because its your birthday...

-Some present you gave me.

Cesar...

Don't forget to meet

Lawyer 25 today.

-Can I help you, madam?

-No.

I found it.

You'll have to find somebody

else now. This is the last time.

Okay, don't worry.

We're giving up drugs anyhow.

Are you? How old's Cesar?

Twenty-two.

You're so young!

I really envy you.

-What are you doing this summer?

-Going to the Benicassim Festival.

Any excuse

to f*** our brains out.

What about you two?

We're still thinking about it.

But I'm sure we'll go somewhere.

We all need a rest.

Don't do anything silly, okay?

Bye.

Conchi, wait!

-Here.

-Whats this?

Its...

a little present for Mariano.

Thank you.

I'm going to miss him.

Bye.

DO THE RIGHT THING

Good evening, "mademoiselle".

Whats this, Mariano?

Everything the doctors

forbid us at our age.

-Glass of champagne?

-Sparkling wine, Mariano.

Not sparkling wine, champagne!

French champagne.

Hey, there.

Whats up, man?

A great night tonight...

and Italian girls

at Benicassim on Monday.

Sure.

Come on, no long faces.

-Whats up?

-The gang's waiting, thats what.

Hi.

Hi.

-Sorry about this afternoon.

-Thats all right.

I've brought your present.

Its not what you wanted.

-We're not going to Majorca.

-Ibiza then?

Not there either.

Its no use, Cesar.

You haven't even considered

giving me a chance.

You'd be a good chance to take,

if I wanted to fool myself.

You're not my chance

and I'm not yours.

Happy birthday.

Have a good time.

Whats the matter?

-Isn't your girlfriend staying?

-F*** off!

Tosser!

Conchi...

...know what I fancy?

-You can't still be hungry.

No, its not that.

I'd like to try one

of those pills you sell.

But...

Later, later.

-Now I want you to have this.

-Lets see.

I bought it for you.

Its lovely, Mariano.

I saw it in the shop and thought

you'd look really pretty in it.

Thank you.

And I got something for me.

I always wanted

one of these things.

How's that?

Or like that?

Mariano!

Conchi...

always remember me like this.

Come on, Mao.

Thats enough for today.

And your girl's waiting for you.

Go on, thats enough.

-Wait a minute.

-What?

Here.

-A little bonus for tonight.

-Thanks.

-Hey, Mao...

-Yes?

I was wondering.

Why did such a good cook

leave China?

-For love.

-For love.

Thats because you're young.

But after 4O years with the

same one, love turns to sh*t.

Love like plant. If you no

water every day, it dies.

Goodnight, Mr. Lolo.

The Chinese are crazy!

Yes, hello?

Sh*t, Rosalia!

Rosalia, where are you?

No, no, no...

I'm not nervous, damnit!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, I know but...

Where are you?

What do you mean "guess"?

Guessing games again!

No, I didn't say anything.

Where are you?

Yes.

How the hell should I know?

I'm not clairvoyant.

Rosalia!

Rosalia.

You f***ed up again, Manuel.

Hey, Mao, this is f***ing great.

-What did you say it was?

-"Foie gras" in port and sake.

Well, its cured

last nights hangover.

Good for cleaning liver.

The Chemical Brothers

with a hangover must be pretty bad.

Here.

On the house.

-Thanks a lot.

-A pleasure.

Hey, how long's

your contract with Lolo?

Six months. Double pay August

because Mao alone.

-Lolo come back September.

-Great, right?

-Very good.

-Tell me...

-You're Chinese, right?

-Yes.

How did Bruce Lee die?

The Master still alive.

Unbelievable!

Excuse me.

Raquel Merino, first floor?

-Yes.

-Good. Thanks.

I wrote it down with this pen

they gave me on the plane.

Then they lost my case.

They said don't worry,

its in Tokyo.

-You're Edgardo.

-Do you know me?

-Give this to Raquel?

-Yes.

-Tell her its fixed.

-Hi-tech, huh?

Why bother to fix videos

when you can get a DVD for $9O?

-Yes?

-Yes. Edgardo.

Thanks.

Well?

-Is chickpea girl on holiday?

-No. I'm the one who's on holiday.

So...

coming to Benicassim

and the Italian girls?

-Got a sleeping bag?

-No.

Serves you right for being

so stupid. I told you so.

Did you know some people spend

hours on end at a computer...

to get money out of people

on mobiles?

Well, don't bring your mobile.

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