Tatjana & Foffi - Aschenputtel wird Prinzessin

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I'II miss you, Yvonne.

PRINCESS:

Need to go to the poIice station Iater.

I insuIted a cop.

I'm going to jailtomorrow.

It's my Iast day!

You think I want to see the cops?

Know what that c*nt zIem did?

What do we care?

-She insuIted your guy, DanieI.

He's not my guy.

-He's f***ed up.

Sits in the train station aII day Iong

and writes in a IittIe book.

That's his hobby.

He writes down when the trains

arrive and depart, and ifthey're Iate.

What a moron.

F*** that sIut up.

Can I heIp you?

Where's zIem?

-She's with a patient.

I don't care whose arse

herfinger's stuck in right now.

What is it?

-We had a deaI.

I got to work.

And my friend has to

kick your arse ....

You wiII Ieave at once.

-I'II Ieave when I want to, got it?

You want me to caII the poIice?

TeII that idiot DanieI he can f***

Russians in a brotheI in six packs.

I saw this guy on TV the other day.

He Iaid down on some raiIway tracks

and had his arm cut offby a train.

He had this weird sickness.

Those who have it are onIy happy

when they Iose a body part.

Then they feeI compIete.

-CompIete?

It's a true story!

And there was this guy,

this is so gross...you won't beIieve it...

He amputated his own Ieg,

he cut it off.

He had this feeIing that

he had to get rid ofit.

So he feeIs compIete, huh?

-Yes, so he feeIs compIete...

In a big hurry, c*nt?

That's enough.

-Leave me aIone!

Enough!

MarIene wiII fix you up.

She's some Ioserwith a university degree.

How was the gym?

-Very nice.

I feeI great.

I hope you do, too.

-Yeah.

That's nice.

Look, and Iobster has so IittIe caIories.

-That'strue.

It's just perfect for us.

-Yeah.

Do you Iike it?

-Yeah, it'stasty.

Ifthere's someone in prison

who doesn't Iike my face,

she'II be in deep sh*t

ifI find out.

You'II rock that pIace!

Two more drinks

F***ing Christmas decoration!

It's aImost New Year's Eve!

You're going to see the poIice now?

I've aIways toId you,

don't insuIt cops, that's so stupid.

One more report

and you'II have a record.

You know what that means?

I'm not an idiot.

The girI said someone eIse

has broken her nose

and she onIy remembers you

cause you gave her a tissue.

That was reaIIy kind of you.

It's so boring to teII the same story twice.

Stop covering up for yourfriend!

Now, what exactIy happened again?

I toId you aIready.

there was no one eIse except me.

It was me! I beat her up!

I didn't Iike herfucking face!

If you don't name the offendernow,

I'II fiIe the report.

And we have another caIIer.

HeIIo.

Hi, EImar, this is OIaf.

-Hi, OIaf.

What are your pIans for New Year's Eve?

-I'm going to bed earIy.

That's unusuaI. What are you

going to do when you wake up?

Um, I'II have breakfast.

Have I toId you about Frank,

the guy from the Flirt Club?

He's the owner.

He said I shouId come by

forfree drinks.

What about going tonight?

Yvonne's going to jaiI tomorrow,

so we have to party. -I see.

Sure, why not?

Not such a bright coIor, pIease.

I promised the hoteI manager

you'd be on time,

and you're Iate on yourfirst day!

That Iooks deIicious!

We and Mom made bIinis.

Here, try the peImeni.

-Thank you.

I Iike your skirt.

-Thanks.

I got it from grandma for Christmas.

-I can teII.

I picked it myseIf!.

What happened to yourface?

First the poIice report,

and now this?

I'm in a hurry.

This is our bathroom.

Have a Iook.

And here is our bedroom.

PIease go in.

Go ahead.

It's very nice.

-Yeah, not bad.

Did you make those curtains by yourseIf?

-Yes.

Are there cIosets in every apartment?

-Yes.

''MaIe pig.''

FourIetters.

Boar.

I didn't teII yourfather

about the report.

'WorId power.''

Three Ietters.

USA.

I arranged for you to work at

the hoteI untiI March.

''Indifferent.''

Five Ietters.

No idea.

Yourfatherand I are going out tonight,

and you're staying home.

Forthe visitors.

What's your probIem?

Cheers!

HeIIo.

I wanted to see what you and

yourfriends are up to.

It's DanieI!

Sick of crawIing in the mud?

Why aren't you inAfghanistan?

They don't take fairies, huh?

Afraid of getting

your arse bIown off?.

Want some?

I preferred the Iayout in BIock C.

Okay.

What did you do with aII my stuff?

-I need space.

What are you staring at?

I can stare as much as I want.

Can't get enough of me, huh?

What a hot arse.

You smeII good today, too.

This isn't your room anymore.

You're going to jaiI tomorrow.

And not getting out too soon, babe.

This is Jrgen's new office now.

C*nt.

When you get out in the summer,

we're going on vacation.

Before communism and the war,

us Russians with German descent

were weII respected in Russia.

Have you ever been to Russia?

-No.

It's a good country...

... if you are born there.

- Is she aIwaysthat taIkative?

Granny can taIk as much as she Iikes.

-Want usto Ieave?

Christ, what a great boxer he is!

Here Iives Jussi, the bioIogist...

If I were you I wouId piss my pants...

BaIIistics say it's from a gun.

Hi, MarIene.

Can I... crash at your pIace?

Sure.

Next week I'II be gone.

Yeah?

Where to?

Afghanistan.

I voIunteered.

That way I get to traveI at Ieast.

Why not just get a flight

toAmerica? They are cheap these days.

You wouIdn't understand.

They need us down there.

Are you going to kiII peopIe?

Sure. Ifit's for a good cause.

I'd Iike to see what it's Iike

to kiII someone.

It's nothing to joke about.

Am I joking?

You German cowards aIways need

a reason for everything.

You have to take drastic steps

down there. Use vioIence.

Or you'II never be taken seriousIy.

Let him eat the other guy's baIIs,

ifthey both Iike it, then it's okay.

Betterthan rape.

CooI pants!

Got that from your mum?

She wouIdn't even give me

her dirty underwear!

Where did you get that money?

PIease give me my things back.

What are you bIabbing about?

I want my credit card back.

You're drunk.

I'm not going to report you.

C*nt.

Want me to smack you?

Are you into that?

So you reaIIy ripped heroff?

Did MarIene ever Iick your p*ssy?

She can't afford my prices.

Someone jumped down that

high-rise again.

The cops are stiII Iooking

forbody parts.

Some fingers are stiII missing.

You shouId go Iooking forthem.

I'd rather see someone jumping.

I don't think that's very funny.

You Russians wouId use a kaIashnikov.

-Shut up.

You don't even know who your dad is.

CouId be any Turk

between here and IstanbuI

who was in Iine to mount your mother.

Come on.

SIut!

You know about

the woman who jumped down here?

She waited for her guy

to come home from work

and then jumped out ofthe window

Landed right at his feet

on the street.

Poor guy, I bet there were

guts everywhere.

Sick.

Hey, where's your stuff?

Don't you need no cIothes?

And when do you have to show up in jaiI?

Don't Iick anyTurkish girIs in prison.

Turks taste Iike garIic down there, too.

They eat too much ofit. It's gross.

I bIew a Turk once and I swaIIowed it.

-Are you done?

I couIdn't beIieve he was a Turk.

Didn't Iook Iike one.

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