Tatjana & Foffi - Aschenputtel wird Prinzessin Page #2

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Freaky!

A-3 to 3-8-3, pIease.A-3 to 3-8-3.

Yvonne!

-What's up?

It sucksthere,

and I can't just Ieave you aIone.

And they just Iet you go?

I Iied and said I came to visit Yvonne.

-That worked?

No, that's why I'm back again.

She is not in there, is she?

You can't just not go

because you don't want to.

I'm not going to jaiI.

I'd go crazy in there.

It's not funny, Yvonne.

They'II be Iooking for you now.

They'II Iock you up for even Ionger.

Drink.

You'II reIax.

You Iook Iike sh*t.

You know how worried Mum was?

She feIt worse

when you were in jaiI.

Let's go.

She's not coming anyway.

What is she doing here,

buying flowers?

What's it Iike to be a soIdier?

Defending yourcountry.

War!

What do you mean?

It's okay.

It's okay?

''Ourteam wishes you

a Merry Christmas

and a Happy New Year.''

CooI that yourfriend Ient you the car.

I went down on him twice!

So now I have to deaI

with randy Mandy.

F*** you!

But just up the arse!

I'm not into the Flirt Club.

-You've never even been there!

I say, you don't want me?

He says, out with you

I say, you're a pig

He says, you're a whore

I say, damn right

He says, get out!

My p*ssy's on fire.

Aren't you scared?

The poIice are Iooking for you.

''The poIice.''

I need to piss aII the time.

She's 18. She's a dwarf.

ChiId prostitution's right down the road.

-You're a reguIarthere? Pervert!

What's up?

Go stick yourdick somewhere eIse!

Shut yourfiIthy IittIe mouth and f*** off!.

I thought you knew the manager.

-Come on. Hit me!

I beat up this girI once,

and then she wanted to report me.

So I went to herhouse

and punched her so hard she cried.

Then I stabbed herwith a knife

untiI she begged me to stop.

Then I just Ieft.

But they want me in jaiI

for something eIse.

I aImost kiIIed this c*nt once...

NearIy stabbed herto death

'cause she wouIdn't Iisten.

But she stiII dared to report me.

Want a drink?

I'm buying.

Champagne.

-Champagne, pIease!

Do you want a bIow job?

I'II do musicaIs soon

or maybe I reIease a record first.

-CooI.

Are they reaI?

-Are you crazy?

No touching aIIowed, girI!

-Not bad!

Are you demented?

What?

-Damn you!

Hey, that's mine!

It's none of your business!

Do you want meto bIow you?

-Jenny, caIm down.

Let's go to that party.

The music sounds good.

The music sucks.

I need to piss!

Where'sthe Ioo?

-Somewhere back there.

So, what's the occasion?

Christmas.

My mum wouId throw a fit

ifwe had a party Iike this.

This isn't my parents' apartment.

We sent the tenant to a hoteI.

He'II sure be happy there.

-Are you from here?

Who are these cIowns?

Afew thousands are dead but so what?

They have a sytem that works and just

needed a reason to go round the worId.

I don't beIieve in conspiracy theories.

They spend money on this crap.

-It's not about meeting needs.

In Tanzania they'd be kings with

cheap stuffIike this.

Okay, it's kind ofhard to expIain.

Let's start with this.

No trainer beIievesthat his horse...

... can beat the favourite.

Meaning...

... the favourite runsthe track aIone.

Which means, it's won

even before the race has started.

It's caIIed... a ''waIk-over.''

I thinksthat's great!

You're the winnerfrom the start.

But you race to win.

Whoever cIaims such nonsense shouIdn't

be surprised at the economic stagnation.

Do you feeI more Iike a German

or Iike a Russian?

Do you have a fag?

-Sure.

I'd Iove to traveI to Russia.

I heard today's Moscow is Iike

London in the 1950s.

It's not New Year's Eve yet!

I read that after WorId War II

it was forbidden

to speak German in Russia.

It reminds me ofthe Jews.

Foreigners in a foreign Iand.

I'm not a Jew, I'm German.

But there must be some paraIIeIs.

-I don't know.

Are we in Iraq, orwhat?

You don't want me

to come up there! You don't want it!

Hey there.

Let's not do that.

Are you out of your mind?

Let's go!

We have to Ieave!

-Great idea! Get the heII out!

Go!

Sh*t!

The c*nt Ieft the key in the Iock

on purpose.

Open the door!

Motherfuckers.

Motherfuckers.

F***ers!

You're a pain in the arse.

The cops were here aIready.

Why aren't you in jaiI?

Get out ofhere.

Or I'II caII the poIice

Where were you?

-Gone.

The hoteI manager himseIf caIIed.

Why did you Ieave yourwork earIy?

Isn't that Iast poIice report enough?

Katharina, open the door.

Open the door!

Katta?

Can you hear me?

Katta's not coming anymore.

The c*nt doesn't give a sh*t.

Shut up!

You don't know sh*t!

Where's Katharina?

-Not here.

Where is she?

-F*** off.

She got reported again because of you!

Reported? Why?

-Are you f***ing with me?

Your IittIe row in the tram

three days ago...

Remember?

We don't understand

how you can treat your parentsthat way.

Instead ofheIping them,

you run around

with those German sIuts.

-They're my friends.

Some Russians don't want

anything to do with you anymore.

My brotherfeIt shitty

when you Ieft him.

He'II survive.

He's got a new girIfriend aIready.

WiII you be at the cIub house tonight?

I got them.

Why didn't you teII me that

the chick in the tram reported you?

The c*nt deserves a bashing!

Can you sIow down?

But I don't want to pound her, okay?

Then I'II take care ofher!

I owe you. You heIped me.

I'II neverforget that.

Just Ieave me aIone with aII that.

Why?

Don't you understand?

I'm through.

I don't know, you get on my nerves.

Without me you'd just be

a Russian sIut!

I'm German, Yvonne.

I'm German, I'm German!

Want me to break your neck?

Orfuck you?

You think you'd have a chance, c*nt?

''ArrivaI time:

four... coIon... twenty-one.''

''ScheduIed arrivaI time:

four... coIon... eighteen.''

''Time deIayed:
three minutes.''

''Passengers getting on: two.

One maIe, one femaIe.''

''Passengers getting off: one.

FemaIe.''

I heard this story about this race horse...

The others are scared

to compete against it so it runs aIone.

It circIes the track, it races,

aIthough it's aIready won anyway.

The horse runs and runs

and runs...

It's got some EngIish name.

But I forgot it.

Can you get some more dough?

What about MarIene's card?

-It's bIocked.

You race to win.

Do I speak Turkish, orwhat?

-We're just a tanning studio.

And yourfags.

MenthoIs?

Come on!

-I can't! It hurts Iike heII.

Can we go?

Go ahead.

-And you guys?

I'm taking a piss!.

Hi.

You here?

So what?

You usuaIIy preferto hang out

with your German friends.

You wouIdn't do that at home.

You're annoying.

Just Iook at yourseIf.

You're intimidating.

If you don't watch out

you'II be a sIut soon.

I get it.

See my girIfriend overthere?

She's a good girI.

Then why don't you just Ieave me aIone?

He was checking out your arse!

He was checking out your arse!

Who wasthat guy?

-Did you see it, too?

Long time no see, huh?

Your Russian sIut can't be far.

What's it to you,

you Turkish c*nt?

Where were you?

Ifthey find me now,

they're going to Iock me up forever.

I have to Ieave.

I need money.

Ifit's a stab wound,

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