Taxi Page #8

- Hey, watch your ass out there, baby

- I will

- 'Cause it's mine, all right?

- I will Mm-hmm

- Anyway... Oh, dude, we gotta split Party time

- Yeah

- Good luck

- Let's go Bye

- What are you d...

- I thought... Sorry

I thought there was a moment there

I'm s... Did you not... Are...

You keep giving me signals

No signals

There's no moment

There will be others

There will be others.

Hey, take care

of yourself, 5-0

And don't do nothin'

crazy or stupid, all right?

Crazy and stupid's

my style

- Watch where you're goin'

- That yours?

- Oh, my God

- That's your boy

- That's your boy You ready to do this or what?

- All right Yeah

All the cars are heading out to the track.

- Practice is now underway.

- Hey, come on, boys

And we have a special

announcement on theJumbotron...

for banks of New York driver

Belle Williams from Jesse.

Ha, ha! Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes!

Of course I will

- And we see NASCAR's

premier series driver, Jeff Gordon...

- returning to drive lead with the setup.

- Come on, boys!

- Congratulations, Belle

- Thanks, Jeff

- You ready?

- Ready to try and smoke you

- All right Well, let's do this thing

All right Let's do it

- 'S'up, bro? How you doin'? Yeah

Yeah?

Against

the car

- Cut!

- I'm sorry I pinch her butt

Mark!

- Whoa!

- All right

Here we go

Here comes Junior

Oh

Geez

What the...

Wait! Oh, Lord

What...

And... cut!

- Yeah, where in the car?

- Door panel on the leftJust pull it

Say it

Don't spray it

- Think they're after computers?

- No, I think they're after your balls

Yeah They're after

the computers

Next time you guys are in Havana,

you give me a call

and come over and play Playstation, you know,

and play, uh... you know, hang out

You know, eat a gordita, you know,

which is a taco inside another taco...

soft inside of a hard one...

more beef, and then beans, and then more beef...

another taco,

and then into another one...

You must be starving,

little baby

Oh!

- Door panel on the left

- You make me mad, dude

- You heard me?

- Door panel on the left

- Yeah

- Just pull it

- All right? I'm tellin' you You could...

- Baby.

Be there

- I don't know why I'm puttin' the phone here

- Yeah

- Maybe your shoulder has something to say

- Okay Yeah I don't know

- Just pull it

- Man

- Just grab it

- I know No Shh "Grab it" is better

I can't believe this day

- This is the worst day of my life

- Yo.

I sound like Barry White's

illegitimate white grandson

Hey, wait, wait

I have an appointment

I'm sorry I can't hear you because

of the sign that says we're "closed"

Aw, come on, man

Give a sister a break

I been workin' for this for five years

Fillin' out these forms and taking these tests

Waitin' in these lines

I'd love to help you, but I'm sorry

You know

a handsome man like you

should not have trouble getting a cab

Mmm!

What is that scent you're wearing?

Could that be English Leather?

It is, huh?

Ooh, it's thick too Ooh!

I bet you be having the ladies

in this office going crazy, huh?

I'll tell you something

and I know you gotta go

so I'm not gonna keep you too long

but I would pick you up anytime

every time and at all times

if I had my hack license

Man

Aw, he bought candles.

Tomorrow night's lows in the 50s

Cool and breezy till Wednesday,

with a chance of rain...

Hmm Mmm-mmm-mmm

Baby

Baby

Babe!

Mmm, mmm, mmm

Mmm

Now, where are you going?

Work

It's only... 5:
30?

Yeah, well, I had to get some extra shifts

so I could get last night off

I'm sorry, baby, but that line

at the TLC was ridiculous

Yeah You know, it's always something, B

It's always something

But I bet you had time to put on that damn,

uh, supercharger thing, didn't you?

Come on, baby I'm really sorry

I'll make it up to you

I'll make it up to you

soon as you get off

- How?

- You tell me

Mmm, okay All right, baby

You better be ready when I get back, girl

All right? I'm...

Don't hurt yourself now

I don't want no excuses later

Tsk Stop playing

You live next door to your moms?

Makes her feel safe

She must not've

seen you in action, huh?

Uhh...

Uh, it's a little messy, but, you know

I've been working late so I haven't

had time to fix up the place

I got some good artwork

on the way on eBay

It's on the...

You know, I'm still bidding

So make yourself at home, okay?

Enjoy yourself

Okay Ooh

Nice My hair

Hey

Okay, you're in luck.

I have two options.

You got the sleeping bag times

or the love capsule

The love capsule.

"Dan"? Who is Dan?

It's supposed to say "danger"

You know how it is

Nah, I don't know how it is

Tattoos hurt

You know, they stick needles in.

You know how tattoos happen?

They put needles in

I think you better get that tattoo finished

as a warning to the rest of us

Oh, God, it feels good to lay down.

Good night

What kind of grown-ass man

lives 10 feet away from his mama?

I wouldn't talk so much

Isabelle "Precious" Williams

- Who told you about my name?

- It's in your record

Precious

My Precious

Go ahead Say it again

Say it again, see what happens I dare you

Precious

What the hell?

Get your ass off of me!

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

- What you doin' down here?

- What's wrong with you?

- I should have warned you I'm sorry

I roll when I sleep sometimes

I move

- I'm a restless sleeper.

- Yeah, you restless, all right

I didn't know what was happening there,

but we... we spooned, okay?

We spooned a little bit.

At least we didn't fork.

We didn't... please, be nice.

Wait Wait

I just remembered something the girls

kept saying over and over to each other

"Nice 'dua rateeraros."

Mais duas retiradas?

Yeah That's what they said

That means,

"Two more withdrawals"

Two more withdrawals?

Let's go! Let's go!

You might want to change

your clothes, freak

I want five cars on 14th and Broadway

waitin', and I want 'em now

- Did she have an accent?

- Jersey

Mmm

- What size was her bust?

- What?

Her bosom

Her hooters Her headlights

Her flesh pillows Her fun bags

Her knockers. Her rack. Her b*obs.

Oh

They were about like, uh...

Compared to mine What?

Yeah About like that, yeah

All right, finish up, Officer.

- Four women, and there was no

money in the car. I searched it.

- It's definitely possible

- There's all kinds of paint...

- What are you two talking about?

Of course It's a red BMW You might

as well drive a ice cream truck

The girls drove a BMW, so that's what

we look for Then they change it

Wait a minute You're saying

that all four robbers are women?

- Yeah

- And you saw them?

Do you think they're after computers?

Verne!

You actu... Verne, crackheads!

Crackheads, Verne!

Crackheads

Man, they'd do anything for the rock

They'd bust you clean

'cross your head for that rock.

She's a sweet damned mistress

Mysterious, like Atlantis

Sunken crack whores

- The b*tch is crazy

- Look, dude, about those

computers you're talking about...

The computers are inside Follow me

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