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Petra's on an ultra-secret mission.

And my Mom's gone to Lourdes.

Lourdes?

She goes since I was born.

That was some miracle!

- You'll take care of the kids?

- No problem.

Don't fill his face with cakes.

Would I? Crust of bed,

glass of water and to bed!

Joke!

I'll look after him like my own.

That scares me.

I look after your son every Wednesday.

Has he ever come home with pimples?

So, get moving.

Thank you.

You beat your record.

I didn't touch him!

Stinky ref!

Hands out cards like confetti.

Get Max.

We'll go eat waffles.

C'mon, Max, let's go eat.

Arrest that ball immediately!

I got it, chief!

Bring it over here.

Won't bother me again.

Here, kids, enjoy your game.

This is no time for dribbles,

stepovers and other football clownery.

I had Paris on the phone.

They're sending a very special delivery.

The most important transfer

of the year.

- Drogba?

- Thuram?

I know! Makelele!

- Beckenbauer?

- Maradona?

What a bunch of idiots!

I'm not talking tennis,

I'm talking crime.

Bernard Tapie!

Much more famous than him.

On my files,

he's public enemy No. 1

It's none other than

Jeeycee Kassa-see...

- Jeeycee Kassa-see...

- No, chief.

Attention!

That was yesterday's transfer.

Where's today's?

Turn the page.

Save paper, remember?

Yes, indeed.

It's my wife.

She saw a program

on the Amazon forest.

Know how many hectares

are cut down every year?

How many?

It sends shivers down your spine.

How many?

Like billions of matchboxes,

chopped down and up in flames.

So, at the first chance,

I say, show me your papers!

I mean, save paper!

What about public enemy No. 1?

A Belgian whose name is enough

to make you feel sick.

Biggest mobster since AI Capone.

He's being transferred to Congo

to stand trial for dozens of crimes.

Stopover in Marseille.

We take delivery,

keep him warm

till 5 a.m. tomorrow

and put him in the Congolese jet.

He's not gonna see any sights.

I want ultra-tight surveillance.

An officer every square centimeter.

So many cops, so close,

he can't even see the sea.

- Do I make myself hear?

- Yes, chief!

What time's he get in?

Good question.

It's already 5 past.

To the cars!

What's up?

Isn't that what you ordered?

Eat then.

Dad said not to eat cream

'cos I get it all over.

Well, he's wrong.

Show him what a good eater you are.

Sh*t! Your Dad! The cops!

What are you doing?

Get out of the way!

The lady's got a flat.

I gotta help in this heat.

He's right. She'll dehydrate.

She needs help.

- I can do first aid!

- I used to be a florist.

Stop! Stay where you are!

Some parents deserve

to be sent to jail.

How long does it take

to change a tire?

Here, we take the time

to do things right.

Thank you.

About time, too.

Drive!

Tasty, at least?

General!

Gibert! That explains it.

We took a shortcut,

but the lady had a flat.

In the police, a week at best.

The first thing they learn now

is to shoot.

But cops deal with more flat tires

than shootouts.

Is it the same in the army?

- We have caterpillars.

- They're very good.

Specially off road.

That reminds me

of a vacation in Africa.

We slept in cages to keep

the wild beasts away.

This is the worst kind of beast.

If he escapes,

there'll be blood on the streets.

Don't worry, General,

we're used to his sort.

Tomorrow, he'll be juggling

balls on his nose.

Load him up!

Good job!

Your career hangs on this.

It's in the bag.

Let's synchronize watches.

- 16:
20.

- 5 past 12. Perfect.

Touch base every 2 hours.

Go!

Hello.

General! Already?

It's taken you a mere

- Sorry?

- Check your mirror.

The label! I can see much

better now. Thank you, General.

I meant your side-view mirror.

Look to your right.

Sh*t! Reverse engines!

He has the point.

You're sure about the address?

You stay in the car.

I'll be much happier on my own.

If, and I emphasize the "if",

I'm gone 30 minutes,

come get me.

Yeah, right!

What?

Call me before you unleash him.

To be on the safe side.

No worries.

Gee, he missed it!

Let me see how well you can handle this.

HI, Daniel!

This was on the road.

Is it yours?

I knew it had hit the asphalt.

Thanks.

- Hiya, kids!

- Jeez, they grow up quick.

It's little Maxime!

Lucky, he's not like his Dad.

OK, let's go.

Emilien's out on a mission.

They can play on the computer.

Where are your Dad's video games?

Those'll keep you busy.

I have to make a call. Be good.

Can we both play?

No, they gave Dad the worst computer.

Hardly even sends email.

- And Gibert's?

- It's hot stuff!

What the hell is all this garbage?

Need an MA for the new models!

- What?

- We wanted to play.

It's taken.

Try another office.

That one's

a CORE2 total latest generation.

- You know how to work this?

- Child's play!

- Hi, Marley.

- How are you!

Got anything for a sore throat?

The season's over. I ain't got much.

Take a look.

Yeah, right.

- You join me?

- Why not!

- It'll wake me up. Here.

- No, thanks.

Not on duty.

I'll smoke it tonight.

Here, it's the opposite.

We never smoke at home.

- It's Gibert!

- Check out the car!

Alain?

Put the beast in the main office.

- Out of the cage?

- Of course not!

May I remind you,

he's extremely dangerous?

I know, but the cage is extremely big.

Stop discussing the discussion.

Action!

All units...

Big bad wolf's back. Over.

That's Gibert! Lose it.

Marley!

- Come here.

- Yes, sir?

- Have you been smoking?

- No, I swear...

Don't lie to me.

I have a very sensitive nose.

I trained with mountain rescue dogs.

I can sniff snow like no man.

It's great.

I could detect grass over a mile away.

Wicked!

I guess so.

I'll let it ride.

Last chance, OK?

Type your password.

Select a photo.

Click on the one you don't want.

Then click on the one you want.

Thanks, boys. I don't know

what I'd have done without you.

You deserve a reward.

A bill for each of you.

Put it away. Our secret.

What are you doing, boys?

I don't want you on my computer.

And what are you doing?

You're the new IT trainer?

- Right.

- Sorry, I'd forgotten.

It's not a luxury

having a teacher for this.

I'm pretty electronically minded,

but I've met my match here.

Short and sweet.

I've had a long day.

Feels like my head'll explode.

Sorry, but you're smoking.

I stopped 3 weeks ago.

I have pretty good willpower,

but this time I resorted to a patch.

- Yes, indeed!

- Great.

I meant, your head's smoking.

- So it is.

- May I?

Where'd that come from?

Morocco, definitely.

Put it out.

It's a no-smoking office.

Sorry.

Can we start?

I have a busy schedule.

Where did you get to

in your last lesson?

Adjusting the chair.

Take the mouse.

One eye on the screen,

one on the keyboard.

One eye on the screen,

one on the keyboard...

This won't be easy.

That's for 6-year-olds?

Dad! It's totally harmless.

We haven't played it for ages.

It's awful.

You have no idea.

No, I never have any ideas.

We got a huge job. A major client!

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