Teen Beach Movie Page #3

So we came in on that storm, right?

Maybe that has something to do with it.

So we have to wait for a

storm to get out of here?

Yeah, but we're in luck, because there's

a huge storm at the end of the movie.

Okay.

What are we gonna do in the meantime?

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey... oh!

Oh, hey, we're having a shredder

shindig tonight here at Big Momma's.

You should both make the scene.

- Yeah, but...

- Sounds blastin'!

- Yeah!

- Hey, cowabunga! Woo!

Radical! Woo!

We're stuck in another dimension, and your

idea of a good use of time is to party?!

Well, not me.

This was... how am I wearing...

Where did these outfits come from?

From the magic of movies.

You look nice. Dude, your board.

What? How did that get here?

Come on, let's go.

Bop she bop, bop bop.

Bah, bah, boom, bah, bah, boom.

Bop she bop, bop bop.

Bah, bah, boom, bah, bah, boom.

Hey, Giggles, those hips are so seismic.

It ain't moving 'em

that's the problem, Seacat.

It's getting 'em to stop.

Bop she bop, bop bop.

Bah, bah, boom, bah, bah, boom.

So this is a shindig.

Yep.

And you're dressed for it. Let's roll.

So, boss, how we gonna get Big

Momma's to be only a biker joint?

Shut up, I'm thinking.

How long is that gonna take?

Great, now I gots two

things to think about.

Let's go.

We's not gonna let a bunch of waterlogged

wash-outs spoil our very fine evening.

Big Momma's is like a second home

to me... if I had a first one.

I popped my first wheelie in here.

Hey, did you see that

surfer dude eyeballin' you?

Yeah, I saw him. I saw him, all right.

- Sodas for everyone.

- Thanks, sis.

Those surfers weren't

bothering you, were they?

No, of course not.

They're not so, bad.

All surfers is bad.

Yeah, all surfers is bad.

Except for the ones that are very bad.

They're even worse.

Ooh, it's almost time.

Let's go, let's go.

Hey, Big Momma, you sure know

how to fry up a fish burger.

If you can catch it,

Big Momma can cook it!

Ooh, shake a tail feather.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, boy, I gotta cook.

The day started ordinary.

- Come on, let's dance.

- No.

I'm sorry.

It was the same old story.

Too fresh or too shy.

I'm not the kind to fall for a guy.

Who flashes a smile.

That goes on for miles.

Don't usually swoon,

but I'm over the moon.

'Cause he was just

too cool for school.

And now I'm fallin'

for him, fallin' for him.

Can't hold on any longer.

And now I'm fallin' for ya.

Feels like I tumbled

from another world.

Into your arms and so secure.

Maybe I'll stumble,

but I know for sure.

Head over heels,

I'm gonna be your girl.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry, but I'm worried.

I don't have time to

wait around for the storm.

I'm gonna head back to the beach

and try and figure a way out of here.

No, Mack, remember?

This is the part of the movie

we saw at your grandfather's,

where the two leads get together.

You enjoy it. I'll let you

know if I come up with anything.

Whoa, whoa!

And now, I'm fallin' for ya.

Fallin' for ya.

I know I shouldn't, but I...

I just can't stop myself from...

Fallin' for ya, fallin' for ya.

Can't hold on any longer.

And now, I'm falling for you.

You saved my life.

Not really.

The stage is, like, two feet up. The

worst you would've done is broken a nail.

I guess I literally fell for you, huh?

I'm Lela.

I know.

I mean...

Yeah, you are. I mean...

I've dreamed about this since

I was, like, in fifth grade.

Who are you?

Brady, Knight in shining board shorts.

That's a really long last name.

Nice of you to drop in.

Um, sorry. I didn't see you.

Now that you do, do

you like what you see?

Sure.

It's really nice to meet you.

Excuse me for just one second.

Brady, can I have a moment? A

really quick, important moment.

Excuse me, Lela.

Okay.

It was really great falling into you.

I hope we can do it again sometime.

The mannequin with six rows

of teeth just asked me out.

Mack, something's not right.

We could write a list of

things that aren't right,

starting with the fact that there

are enough things to write a list.

Look around.

Nothing's happening. It's almost...

It's almost dull.

Okay. And?

Okay, so when Lela sings that song about

finding the perfect boy and being happy...

See, that's exactly my point.

- Why does she need a boy to be happy?

- Because it's 1962.

The thing is, after she sings that song,

it's Tanner who's supposed to

catch her as he's walking by.

Okay, what happens right

after he catches her?

They fall instantly in love, but are pulled

apart, and a full-on dance war breaks out.

It's almost like nobody

knows exactly what to do next.

Lela and Tanner were supposed

to fall into each other's arms,

find love, and then are

pulled apart by a turf war.

That's how the movie's written?

But instead, they fell into our

arms, and now, they're into us.

- And there's no turf war.

- Right.

So we changed the movie.

- We changed the movie.

- We changed the movie!

- Yeah.

- Do you think it will affect anything?

It affected who they fell for. Who

knows what else it could affect.

Okay, okay...

Brady, you said that

there's a storm at the end

of the movie that we

can ride out of here on.

Yeah, three days after they meet.

I'm gonna ask you something,

even though I know and,

I know you know, I don't wanna know.

Is there anything that happens

in the next three days that could,

somehow affect that storm?

See. Didn't wanna know.

If you're looking for this to make

sense, you're on the wrong beach.

I'm looking to see if Les Camembert is

building his diabolical weather machine.

How often do you hear that sentence?

Remember, I told you about the

maniacal real estate developer?

Or that one.

Les Camembert knows this beachfront

property will be gold someday.

So he tells Big Momma to sell it to him

so he can build an overpriced resort.

She says no.

Of course she does,

or there'd be no movie.

- It gets better.

- I can't wait.

Let's just stop right here.

No way. It's the Camembert hideout.

Let's go. Come on.

This is it.

How do we get in?

Boom.

You know, I've dreamed of a scheme

like this every since I was a mere lad,

conning my school fellows

out of their lunch money.

Lunch? How about takeout?

That's him.

He's all British and proper,

but he's from Pittsburgh.

Who's that with him?

What are they building?

Desperate to get Big Momma's, Les

Camembert hires a mad scientist,

Dr. Fusion, to carry

out his diabolical idea.

Come on, come on.

What is that?

Les Camembert's diabolical

weather altering machine.

Yes, yes, yes.

Manual...

This thing's almost built.

Shouldn't you be off book?

This machine will so drastically

change the weather patterns,

it will literally still the

oceans so there's no longer surf.

It'll create humidity so dense,

it'll rust every piece off of

those shiny chrome machines.

The surfers will leave to

find a new spot to surf,

the bikers won't come near this

area ever again, and I shall triumph.

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