Teen Beach Movie Page #4

Triumph, I say!

You will have the last laugh.

Yes. I've always been rather

wary of the last laugh.

What if it was only moderately funny?

- Ha ha ha.

- Ha ha ha.

- Ha ha ha.

- Ha ha ha.

Ha ha.

- Ha ha...

- Hah!

And this thing never won an Oscar.

Mack. Wait, wait.

In the movie, Lela and

Tanner discover Les' plan.

They unite the surfers and bikers,

and destroy the machine,

which ends in an explosion.

That's what creates the storm.

So if Lela and Tanner

don't get back together,

which would put the movie back on track

the way it's supposed to play out...

The chain of events that

create that storm won't happen.

And we'll be stuck

here and never get home.

Don't worry.

We'll figure it out.

Butchy, it's cold. Give me your jacket.

Oh, thanks again,

Brady, for catching me.

You know, these are...

Oh, bunkers. Are you two together?

I would never take another girl's boy.

I mean that would be stealing,

and probably very hard to return.

Uh, no, we're not together.

I mean, we're together,

but we're not... together.

Lela, this is McKenzie.

So you wouldn't mind if Brady

took me for a walk on the beach?

No.

Please. Beaches are

meant to be walked on.

That's why they're called... beaches.

You guys are strange.

I like that.

Um, meet me by the water, Brady.

Oh, it is very nice to meet you.

I don't get it.

Okay, first, you break up with me,

but then, you throw me in

the arms of someone else?

She's crushing on you.

I like you.

And until you go off to that school,

I'm not gonna like anyone else but you.

The way I like you.

You're not seeing what's

right in front of you.

You're right in front of me.

I can explain it to you, Brady,

but I can't understand it for you.

So the way to get her to like him,

is for me to deflect her

affections off of me and on to him.

I really hope so.

I'm gonna do the same with Tanner.

All right.

I'll be back as soon as I can

get that smokin' girl to hate me.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Um, do you mind if I join you?

Of course not. I'd wanna join me, too.

So, hey, I've never seen

a chick quite like you.

Chick? Really?

Hold on while I lay some eggs.

Okay.

No, that was, um...

Never mind. Thank you

for the compliment.

It's nice.

Sure.

So, Lela, how come you bikers

don't get along with the surfers?

Well, it's always been like that.

We're not supposed to

have a lot in common.

Plus, we both want Big Momma's.

Some of them seem pretty cool,

like, um, that guy Tanner.

It was very courageous of you to charge

the stage like that, and save my life.

Courageous? No, no, no.

Maybe.

I mean, I'm sure anyone

would've done the same.

Even a surfer.

You're my hero.

Hero?

I mean...

Listen, Lela...

It's amazing spending time

with you, but it's not...

I'm not what you think.

So you play the guitar.

I know.

No, I mean...

Are you good?

I feel a little tired, but...

At playing guitar.

Well, sure, when something inspires me.

"If music be the food of love, play on".

Was that Shakespeare?

Huh? No, that was me.

Sometimes I talk low for effect.

Oh, well, it works.

Thanks. I can do... High...

Also, but chicks really dig low better.

Yeah.

You know, I dig you, Mack.

You're different than

other girls around here.

Actually, no. I'm not

different. I'm totally the same.

The same as what?

As everyone that isn't different.

You mind if I write a song for you?

Uh, yes.

What word rhymes with Mack?

Smack? That's a terrible song.

Really, Tanner, you

only like me because you,

think that running into

you was destiny, but...

Not our destiny, your destiny, with someone

that you're meant to be with that isn't me.

See?

Oh, good. A song anyway.

I believe we all have a soul mate.

The chance for a perfect duet.

I believe in hopeless devotion.

I just haven't found her yet.

But in my mind, I see.

The chick who is meant for me.

She'll be someone who is lovely.

Someone wonderful and true.

The kind of boy who makes you smile.

Even when you're feeling blue.

And I know, I know she's out there.

Most definitely.

Oh, yeah.

Not a phony or a fake.

Sweeter than a chocolate shake.

My meant to be.

When it's meant to

be, you go kinda crazy.

Meant to be, you forget your name.

But it's meant to

be, it's destiny calling.

And nothing ever will be the same.

Oh, yeah.

You meet a girl who's into music.

To ride up high on Cupid's wings.

Find that boy with perfect hair.

Hello, Hollywood ending with strings.

Oh, I know, I know she's out there.

Can't you see.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe you've already met

the one you'll never forget.

Your meant to be.

When it's meant to be,

the stars seem to glisten.

Meant to be, all the clouds depart.

When it's meant to be,

that's destiny calling.

And if you listen,

you'll find your heart.

Four eyes meet,

and the meet is sweet.

Could it lead to something more?

What's the deal

when the way you feel.

Is something you never felt before?

- Oh!

- Gee.

- Um...

- Plan B?

La la la, la la la-la.

La da-da da da.

La la la, da-da da.

La da-da da, la la la la.

La da-da da.

Da da-da da, la la la.

La la-la la, la la la.

When it's meant to be.

You go kind of crazy.

Meant to be, you forget your name.

When it's meant to

be, it's destiny calling.

And nothing ever will be the same.

La da-da, la da-da.

La da-da da da da.

Da-da da, da-da da.

La da da.

La da-da, la da-da.

La da-da da, da-da da.

It's destiny calling.

La da-da, la da-da.

La da-da da da da.

Da-da da, da-da da.

Thinkin' that didn't

go as well as we hoped.

Oh, no. It's your favorite

movie. What do we do?

Uh, in the movie...

The next thing to happen is...

The biker girls all have a pajama party,

and the surfer guys

all hang at Big Momma's.

Maybe we need to get ourselves invited.

All right, so I'll go this

way, you go that way. Cool?

- Yeah.

- Let's do it.

My bad. It's my favorite

movie; I should know.

Brady, Lela!

You know what I have never done?

Eaten a rock, kissed a squirrel.

All exciting things, but no.

I've never had a pajama party.

We do them all the time.

We're having one tonight.

- You don't say.

- Sure, I do. I just did.

Tanner, what are you guys doing later?

Hangin' at Big Momma's. Wanna come?

- Sure.

- Cool.

Girls tend to over complicate things.

Hey, Lela, you should totally

invite Mack to your sleepover.

Oh, great idea. How about it, Mack?

I wouldn't miss it.

- Brady.

- Whoa. You saw that, right?

If you did.

What's going on?

Well, Rash Guards

didn't exist then, right?

So it doesn't belong

here, and it disappeared.

Wait, we didn't belong here either,

so what's gonna happen to us?

No! No music. Brady.

We have to get out of here.

I have to get on a plane.

It's not me.

No, no, this is not a song!

- What are you doing?

- I'm trying something new.

- You always have it the same.

- No.

Come on. One time.

Just keep teasin', Struts.

Jiminy jeeps, Chee Chee. How

high do you want me to go?

Until your ears pop.

Okay, but you better steer

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