Teen Beach Movie Page #6

That's what I wanna do.

It's crazy, huh?

Lela.

Never let anyone tell you what

you can and can't do in life.

But...

How do I do that?

It's not always easy, believe me, but...

So...

You think I should surf?

You definitely should surf.

Know what? Brady would even teach you.

I mean, he taught me everything I know,

and I'm a pretty great surfer, right?

You really think he would do that?

Yeah. It's a perfect

plan. I'll set it up.

- Okay! Woo!

- Okay.

Hey, Tanner, so you

know what I would love?

A walk on the beach in that direction.

Now. As in, the walk

in that direction now.

Uh...

I made this for you.

You made that for me? Really?

There are like, over

100 kinds of flowers

indigenous to this

region which would look...

So rad on a foxy babe like you.

Thanks.

That's beautiful.

So, how about that walk?

Is it ready to be tested, Doctor?

Momentarily.

This machine will create enough humidity

to cause excessive precipitation.

Inducing torrential rains.

As well as lots of frizzy

hair and stinky pits.

Good. The more "hoomidity," the better.

- Humidity.

- Hmm?

- Hu.

- Hmm?

- Hu.

- Hmm?

- Hu.

- What about me?

- Not hoo, hu.

- Me what?

- You said hoo.

- No, you said hu.

No, it's not hu, it's hoo.

Yes, I know it's me. Why

would I not know who I am?

Now, we just flip this switch.

Ha!

There, that's better. It

was getting dark in here.

Now, we just flip this

switch, ever so delicately...

To protect the intricate inner

workings of the machine, and...

What?

Uh, Tanner! Hi.

Um, so I gotta go talk to Brady, but

how about we meet in a few minutes?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Bye.

Bravo.

You're a wizard of weather.

A jet stream genius rising to the

occasion under intense barometric pressure.

- Oh, go on.

- Your mother must be so proud.

I'm just like her, you

know. I even have her eyes.

Of course, I let her

keep the rest of her face.

We've only got one mother.

So, now that we've temporarily

caused these changes in the weather,

how do we make them permanent so we can get

rid of these bikers and surfers for good?

We need to magnify the power.

Plutonium?

Lime soda.

- Strawberry soda?

- Plutonium.

In two hours' time...

This liquid will turn green,

and reach a boiling

point of 647 degrees.

Or as we scientists like

to call it, wow, that's hot!

Ha!

All right, meanwhile, let's go see

the effect it's had on the water.

- After you.

- After you.

- No, after you.

- No, after you.

Brady, did you see that?

Yeah, and it's the final

warning before the big storm.

Les' plan is working.

Okay. Okay, we need to get back into

the lighthouse to try and stop him.

But we need the element of surprise.

Do you think we can get

into it from the water?

Mack.

Mack, you okay?

- Hair.

- Hair?

Hair, hair!

- Your hair isn't wet.

- Hair isn't wet.

- What does that mean?

- It means that my hair isn't wet.

- And that means?

- We're morphing.

Changing, Brady. We're

morphing into the movie.

- We're changing?

- We're changing.

What are we gonna do?

You're singing.

I'm singing.

Why are you singing?

I don't know, I suddenly just...

Broke into song.

We're part of an

involuntary musical number.

Ah.

- Stop.

- I can't stop.

- Stop!

- I can't stop.

This isn't good. First,

the Rash Guard vanishes.

Then your hair.

Now this.

What's going on?

This can't be happening.

- Don't tell me it's a song.

- It's a song.

This wasn't how I planned it.

Can't you see that

this has gone too far?

Please just pause the DVR.

Someone, won't you make it stop?

I'm losin' my mind.

I don't see your problem.

Everything I say, it rhymes.

Here comes another line.

Just close your eyes

if you don't wanna see.

What's this choreography?

Someone, won't you make it stop?

Oh!

I can't stop singing.

Make it stop, make it stop.

Am I real or just a prop?

Oh!

I can't stop singing.

So let's just talk.

Talk, talk.

It's just a song.

An inefficient way

to move the story along.

I'm done.

You're just being cynical.

No, it's just the principle.

Someone, won't you

make it, make it stop?

Don't make it stop.

Oh!

I can't stop singing.

Make it stop, make it stop.

Am I real or just a prop?

Oh!

I can't stop singing.

So let's just talk.

- Talk, talk.

- Talk, talk.

- Talk.

- Talk.

Talk, talk, talk, talk,

talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

We're trapped inside a musical revue.

At least I'm here with you.

I don't wanna make it stop.

Oh!

I can't stop singing.

Make it stop, make it stop.

Am I real or just a prop?

Oh!

I can't stop singing.

Does it stop, does it stop?

Is it ever gonna stop?

Oh!

I can't stop singing.

So let's just talk.

Stop!

Okay, okay, has it stopped?

- Uh-huh.

- Okay.

Let's go find Lela and Tanner.

- All right.

- Come on!

- Oh, hey.

- Oh.

- Are you waiting for Mack?

- Yeah.

- You waiting for Brady?

- Yeah.

All right.

So, we gotta get Lela

and Tanner together.

We have to make them find

out about Les' machine,

and have them destroy it

before it destroys them.

Oh, no! We're talking in plot points.

Going somewhere?

Let's go.

You're not going anywhere.

I know karate.

And, like, two other Japanese words.

- Brady!

- Ah!

Brady!

Oh!

Brady!

Brady? Brady!

Oh, he's fine. It was only on stun.

Drat.

Ow.

In the movie, that looked like

it would hurt a whole lot less.

Yeah.

We're gonna surf.

- What? You like to surf?

- I know.

It's like riding a cloud,

except the cloud is water.

No way! I said the same

thing, except not right now.

I know that bikers aren't supposed

to like surfing, but I don't care.

Oh, my gosh.

- I don't care.

- You don't?

- Hey, you know what?

- No, I don't know that either.

I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.

- Are you serious?

- No, I'm Tanner.

I grew up riding.

Is that why you're stunning

as a moon, lighteth up a day.

Who said that?

I just did.

Wow. I really like your low voice.

Thanks.

- I can do high, too.

- Yeah.

You know, who would've thought that a biker

and a surfer could have so much in common?

- Not me.

- Stop.

- Okay, I'll stop.

- Okay, I'll stop.

Did you ever think that maybe...

The person you thought was perfect

for you isn't as perfect for you as,

the perfect person for you?

You mean...

- You?

- And...

You.

Oh, I know, I know he's out there.

Most definitely.

Most definitely.

Maybe you've already met.

The one you'll never forget.

Your meant to be.

Your meant to be.

La da-da, la da-da.

Da-da da da.

Tanner!

La da-da la la la.

La da-da, la da-da.

Tanner!

La da-da la la la.

La da-da, la da-da.

When it's meant to

be, you go kinda crazy.

Meant to be, you forget your name.

When it's meant to

be, it's destiny calling.

And nothing ever will be the same.

La da-da la la la.

La da-da, la da-da.

La da-da la la la.

La da-da, la da-da.

Da-da da da.

La da-da, la da-da.

La da-da la la la.

La da-da, la da-da.

La da-da la la la.

Wait. What are we going

to tell Mack and Brady?

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