Teen Beach Movie Page #7

Yeah. Where are they, anyway?

I gave this to Mack. She was wearing it.

- Then why did she take it off?

- Something's not right.

We need to get help.

In mere moments, less time than it

takes for me to steal this scene...

This machine will change

the weather patterns,

I shall take possession

of Big Momma's...

Big Momma's.

And all your friends will

disappear forever, or longer.

Yeah well, there's

one flaw to your plan.

Oh, really?

And what might that be?

I don't know. Isn't there always

one flaw with these kinds of plans?

Well, I'm off to measure the

beach for a resort parking lot.

Everyone listen.

Les Camembert wants to destroy us.

He's built a weather...

A weather machine that

will stop the tide.

- And rust all of our bikes.

- Just to get rid of us.

Plus, he has Mack and Brady held

captive in a secret location.

We don't know where

it is because it's...

- A secret!

- Oh, Lordy!

- We need your help.

- Us or them?

- Us.

- I think she meant us.

I mean all of us.

Our only hope is to work

together, free our friends,

and destroy that weather machine

before it destroys our world.

Why should we do anything with them?

We didn't wanna do

anything with you first.

- Together, we can help each other.

- Why should we listen to you?

I never thought I'd have

anything in common with a biker.

That is...

Until I took a ride with one.

In fact, all that fighting ever did

for us was stop us from seeing...

What we all have in common.

Big Momma's, the beach, and...

Us.

I love you, sis.

Now let's do this...

- Together.

- Together!

Hallelujah!

Could be worse.

At least my favorite movie

wasn't Tarantulas On A Train.

Okay, you've lost it.

If we hadn't have come here...

I'd be on the plane right

now, heading to some...

Private school to

become something that...

I really don't wanna be.

You don't, do you?

I've spent this entire

movie telling Lela,

to follow her heart

and do what she loves.

And she did.

She's more courageous than I am.

That's not true.

You're braver than anyone I know.

So you're glad we came.

I couldn't be more glad.

It's, like, I'm tied up,

but at the same time...

I've never felt more free.

You were right.

What's the hurry to grow up?

When I could be stuck in 1962 with you.

When it's meant to be.

The stars seem to glisten.

Meant to be, all the clouds depart.

Meant to be, all the clouds depart.

When it's meant to be.

It's destiny calling.

And if you listen,

you'll find your heart.

And if you listen,

you'll find your heart.

We only have one loose screw left, and

then, we'll be ready to change the world!

Do you really wanna do this?

Ruin the lives of all these people?

Just because you can magnify the power

of nuclear plutonium by 647 degrees,

doesn't mean you have to.

What?

What? It's not like I never paid

attention while you watched the movie.

How did you know that? Who are you?

We're from the future,

and you're not real.

You're just a villain in a

movie we got stuck in somehow.

No.

Yep.

I'm nothing but a...

A flicker on a silver screen?

Yeah, pretty much.

Bad news, bad news, bad news!

The surfers and the

bikers have united together

in order to destroy us and save you two.

How's that bad news?

Bad news for you.

Really? Doctor.

Hm?

It's time.

The machine, man!

Look, a ray. That

must be where they are.

I gotta be honest with you.

I'm not big on lighthouses.

It's kind of a thing.

For some people, it's snakes,

for some people, it's heights.

For me, it's lighthouses.

Oh, you can do this. We're all with you.

What do ya say?

Whoa! My fear is gone.

Let's go!

- Lela.

- Tanner.

- Mack.

- Brady.

Problem.

We are here to save you.

Surf surf crazy.

- Surf, surf crazy.

- Surf, surf crazy.

Ooh-ooh ooh ooh.

Surf surf crazy.

Oh, no.

No!

No! No!

No!

Look at that, Brady. They got

together all by themselves.

We're here to save you.

Oh, yeah!

Ah!

Surf, surf!

Surf surf crazy.

Surf surf crazy.

Grab the perfect

wave, say hi to the sky.

Hi to the sky.

Surf, sun and sand.

Hey!

Cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Ah!

We can't break this thing apart.

Wait. This motor isn't much

different than a four stroke, 500cc,

flat twin, air-cooled wankel with

shaft final and rear wheel drive!

The kind you guys

refurbish all the time.

She's right, but it's too hard to get

to without taking the whole thing apart,

especially with these sausage fingers.

Not for me, it isn't.

Cowabunga attack!

- Ah!

- Lela, watch out!

Look out. This whole thing's

gonna blow. Let's get outta here.

Surf, surf!

Surf surf crazy.

I can't even imagine a scenario

where this works out well for us.

Nope.

Surf surf crazy.

Ah!

I'm not sure I like

the way this movie ends.

Movie? What movie?

Glad you asked. It seems we're all

in this movie, and we're the villains.

Intriguing.

Tell me more.

What is this?

How did... how did we get back here?

It's exactly where we're supposed to be.

- The movie's back on track.

- Yeah.

We can leave.

- There they are!

- You did it.

Of course! Because girls

can do anything boys can do.

We gotta get back home.

What?

No. Stay. You'll love it here.

It's always just like this.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Where we're going, it's perfect, too.

I'm gonna make sure of it.

Hey, you guys saved Big Momma's.

And for that, we are, to

you, gratefully grateful.

Ever since you guys got here, it's

been, like, it's been a different world.

It's not just because of us.

Oh.

Friendship forever.

- Forever.

- Yeah.

Come here.

Cowabunga.

Sure you're ready?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Surf's up!

- That's the one.

- Yeah. You ready?

- Absolutely. Let's go.

- Yeah.

Go, go, go, go!

You okay?

Wet, wet!

- What?

- Not what, wet. My hair is wet.

Your hair is wet.

It's a wet, beautiful, stringy mop.

And look, no time has passed.

It's exactly as we left.

We did it.

Now you have the chance to surf one of

the biggest waves to ever hit this beach.

And I promise, I won't try and save you.

Hey, if I needed saving,

I'd want it to be you.

Go shred that wave.

Woo!

McKenzie.

Mack.

That was outstanding.

Thanks, grandpa.

McKenzie.

Do you know what you've done?

We are late for our flight, late for

registration, totally off schedule, and...

Aunt Antoinette, I love you.

And mom would be so happy

that you care so much.

But I think you've been wrong.

I mean, my mom...

Wouldn't want me to be

successful like you, she'd...

Want me to be happy doing what I love,

like you are, doing what you love.

But it's not what I love.

I'm trying to read between the lines.

I wanna stay here for high school.

I wanna be with Brady.

I wanna surf more.

And later, I don't know what.

But the thing is...

I don't have to know.

And when I do decide.

It'll be my choice.

Fine.

Have it your way.

You are...

Headstrong, like your grandfather.

Hm? Hmm.

That is the nicest

thing you could've said.

Ah.

You know what we should do?

- Surf.

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