Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Page #3

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with you when the Foot are out there.

They might be looking for us.

Well, you know, we could go

looking for them for a change.

I mean, they got the ooze, Leo.

Hey, first we move, then we look.

I don't know about you guys,

but I could really go for a slice of...

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

KENO:
Pizza.

- Huh? Whoa.

- Spookular.

KENO:
Miss O'Neil?

Uh...

No.

Wait. I'll be right there.

Uh...

What?

I didn't order any pizza.

Oh, I know.

But the guy in 313 did,

and now he doesn't seem to be there.

I figured since you order

so much anyway...

...that, you know, maybe you...

Where'd these come from?

Those...

...are mine.

Yeah.

L... I like to do a little chucking

every now and then.

Yeah. I'd keep practicing.

APRIL:
You know, on second thought,

why don't I take this pizza anyway?

I mean, I can always use more.

- Let me get my wallet.

- No, no, no.

- Yes, please.

KENO:
That's okay. Don't worry about it.

One last thing, though. I thought

you might wanna know about this.

RAPHAEL:

Ow! Ooh, ooh.

KENO:
You guys.

DONATELLO:
Hey.

- What's the big idea?

- Can I hurt him?

- Please? Tell me I can hurt him.

LEONARDO:
That's not nice.

- Hold on. Take it easy.

- Please, please?

I think you'd better sit down.

[THUD]

[THUNDER CRASHING]

And with an old Renaissance art book

I found in a storm drain...

...I gave them all names.

Yeah.

I'm Leonardo.

I'm Michaelangelo.

Donatello.

I'm Raphael.

Yeah, all the good ones end in O.

RAPHAEL:

Hey. Hey.

SPLINTER:
Michaelangelo.

- Yeah?

Go.

MICHAELANGELO:

All right.

I can't believe every time...

One.

- Two.

- So basically, what you're telling me...

...is you guys were all, heh, slimed.

MICHAELANGELO:
Three.

It wasrt slime.

It was ooze.

And there's more of it out there.

- Where?

- Well, we're not sure.

See, there's this sort of clan

of ninja thieves.

A really secret group.

They call themselves...

- The Foot?

DONATELLO:
Huh?

- You've heard of them?

- Yeah. The word is out...

...that these guys are looking for anybody

they can find with martial arts talent.

Especially teenagers.

- Hey.

MICHAELANGELO:
Ten.

And if I let myself get recruited,

guess what that might lead us to?

No way, Keno.

- Forget about it.

RAPHAEL:
Hey.

And believe me, I really hate to say this,

but the kid's got a...

SPLINTER:

No.

- Why not?

- Why not?

- Too dangerous.

MICHAELANGELO:
Seventeen.

- Uh, but I thought we could...

- No.

- Aw.

MICHAELANGELO:
Nineteen.

RAPHAEL:
Oh, man.

MICHAELANGELO:
Twenty.

Twenty-one, twenty...

Uh, heh, heh.

One? Yeah.

SHREDDER:
And these are the two

most vicious animals you could find?

Good.

- Professor?

- Preparations are complete, however...

- Begin.

- However, I feel compelled...

...to reregister my formal protest

and remind you of the immense danger...

[GRUNTING]

That's enough talk from me.

We'll begin.

[CREATURES CHITTERING]

SHREDDER:

Yes.

Clear.

Go, go. Move.

- See you, April.

- Bye.

Wish us luck.

We'll be back for Splinter.

[IMITATES HUMPHREY BOGART]

The lives of two people...

...don't amount to

a hill of beans in this crazy world.

That's why you're getting on that plane.

Maybe not today...

DONATELLO:

Would you stop.

See ya.

[HUMMING]

Gah.

All right, hold it.

This is stupid.

We got the Foot up there

with the ooze...

...and we're down here

playing Century 21.

- Raph.

- Come on, Leo.

Even you could think

of something better to do.

I already have.

- Now, let's get going.

- Yeah.

Uh-uh. That's it. I'm going up.

No, you're not.

Let go of my arm, Leo.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Guys, guys, guys.

I just got an idea.

Two words that could solve

all our housing problems:

- Time-share.

- Oh.

Hmm. Not quite ripe yet.

I'm out of here.

But... Oh, man.

Oh, boy.

- Come on.

- Yeah.

You know, you'd think

finding a new place would be easy.

But no.

You'd think even an idiot

could find a place down here.

But no...

Whoa!

- Oh, no.

LEONARDO:
Mikey, buddy.

- Mikey. Mikey, are you okay, huh?

- Mike? Mikey?

MICHAELANGELO:

Check it out.

Yeah.

- Okay, bro? Come on, Leo.

DONATELLO:
Yeah.

- You all right?

LEONARDO:
No prob.

- Coolness.

- Huh?

Hmm. Uh-huh.

- Power.

- Yeah.

DONATELLO:

Yeah.

- Whoa.

- Oh, yech. Yuck.

LEONARDO:
Look.

DONATELLO:
I don't believe this.

Yes.

- Yes, yes.

- Yeah.

[WHOOPING]

MICHAELANGELO:

It's like spider city.

Great.

Rock-a-bye, baby.

It's roomy.

And it's well hidden, huh?

So, what do you think?

[SNEEZES]

You know, I hear the sewers

in Connecticut are really nice.

Yeah. Come on.

This is great.

SHREDDER:

How much longer?

Look, I told you, I don't know.

It takes time. Days.

SHREDDER:

I want them as soon as possible.

- I told...

MAN:
Sit down.

Arert these enough for your vengeance?

SHREDDER:
The Foot

have already failed against them.

I have failed.

[CLATTERING

AND CREATURES GROANING]

But the next time will be different.

The next fight...

...will be freak against freak.

PHIL:
April. April, will you listen

just for a minute?

It's a ratings week.

Phil, I told you.

I am following up on TGRI.

There's more going on there

than we know.

Look, that story is over.

We need something solid.

[PHONE RINGS]

Something fresh.

I mean, like... Like this.

MAN:

Um, she's busy right now.

"Looking ahead. Swimsuits in the '90s"?

My interest is peaked.

Phil, I gotta get going.

PHIL:

You are always so busy.

I mean,

I'm the news manager here, April.

April, there's a call for you.

Tell them I'll call them back.

He sounds pretty insistent.

Says his name's Donny.

Listen, you can tell Donny that she's busy

with her news manager right now...

...and that she can't...

- Donny?

- April.

Where are you guys?

Did you find a place to live yet?

Oh, yeah, but l...

It's not much right now,

but we'll bring you down.

We've only really had time to get Splinter

and pick up a few essentials.

Yeah, the bare essentials.

Look, the reason why we're calling is

have you seen Raphael by any chance?

Raphael?

- Yeah. Has he stopped by or anything?

APRIL:
No. Why? Is he missing?

You know, there's still a little more stuff

to help with, Michaelangelo.

Hey, I'm helping Donny.

Give me the phone.

DONATELLO:

Hey, give me that.

MICHAELANGELO:
I want the... Aah.

- So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?

- No, I haven't see him.

- Yeah, if she does...

...tell him thanks for wasting our time.

Because instead of going out looking...

...for the Foot and the ooze

like we should...

...we gotta go out

and look for him instead.

[GROANING]

What was that?

Leo says hi.

Hey, give me the phone.

DONATELLO:

If you hear something let us know.

MICHAELANGELO:

I wanna talk. It's important.

DONATELLO:

No. No.

- Give me, give me, give me.

- All right, here.

April, it's Mikey.

I'd just like to say...

...hello. Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Would you give me that?

MICHAELANGELO:
No, I won't give it back.

Please, please, please.

[CREATURES GROANING]

SHREDDER:

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