Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Page #4

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The cells will no longer hold them.

Remove the bar.

It's time they learn who their master is.

Remove the bar and leave us.

[ROARS]

Come forth.

Wolf. Snapping turtle.

Incredible.

Yes. Come forward.

Attack me, if you will.

When it is over,

you will call me master.

[GRUNTING]

Ma...

Ma...

Mama?

- Oh, Mama.

- Mama.

Oh, Mama.

SHREDDER:

Get off me.

Babies.

They're babies.

[GROANS]

What did you expect?

They come out quoting Macbeth?

SHREDDER:
They are stupid.

- Well, they're not stupid.

They're infants.

- Bang.

- Ow.

Okay, they're stupid infants.

SHREDDER:

Put that down.

Huh? Aw.

Fortunately, they seem to have imprinted

you as their surrogate mother.

RAHZAR:

Mama.

SHREDDER:

They are of no use to me against a...

Tatsu.

See that these two things

are properly disposed of.

No, no, you can't do that.

They're living creatures.

SHREDDER:

Not for long.

Hey, no, no. Wait, look.

They may be intellectually inferior, but...

As you can see,

they do have other attributes.

Maybe I'll keep them around after all.

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

MAN 1:
Hey, man, how's it going?

MAN 2:
Pretty good.

- Hey, good to see you, man.

- Yeah.

What's up?

How'd you get here?

Okay, guys.

Listen up.

I'm only gonna tell you once.

All you guys is gonna have

to take a little test.

Then if you're good enough,

we let you into the organization.

- Right.

- Okay.

Any questions?

Okay, follow me.

I knew this would work.

Just remember, we get you in,

we find the Foot headquarters...

...we get you out

to tell the others, right?

Gee, maybe I should write this down.

What?

I'm being punished, aren't I?

MAN 3:

Yeah.

- Go!

- Go!

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

MAN 1:

Yeah!

[GRUNTING]

[CROWD GROANING]

MAN 2:

Good job, man.

MAN 3:

Yeah!

MAN 4:
Get up!

MAN 5:
Come on!

MAN 6:

Yeah!

MAN 7:
Come on, man! Get up, man!

MAN 8:
Yo, man, get up.

- Come on!

- Get up, man! Come on!

- Keno, wasrt it?

- Yeah.

You seem to be the only one won'thy

of a final test.

MAN 9:

You okay?

You'll have 15 seconds to remove

as many of the bells as you can.

- One sound and you fail.

- No way.

Oh, and another thing...

...we work in concealment.

Fifteen seconds.

Go.

[WATCH TICKING]

MAN 1:
Man, you see that?

He's gonna be one of them.

MAN 2:
Yeah.

- Is this enough?

Where do you think this guy from?

I never seen nothing like that.

Yeah.

MAN 1:

All right.

Welcome to our headquarters.

Get yourself a training doggy

and meet me back in the yard.

Yeah, all right.

MAN 2:
Where is it?

MAN 3:
Hey.

Psst. Keno, come on.

Okay, looks like this is the place.

KENO:

Yeah, looks like it.

Okay, first chance we get,

we're out of here. Huh?

KENO:

What? What is it?

I thought I just saw a ghost.

- What?

- Come on.

- So just what are we looking for anyway?

- Quiet. You wanna get us...?

[GRUNTS]

Caught?

Yeah, well, uh...

Hi, uh, we were looking for a muffler

for a '77 Chevy.

Jeez, whatever happened

to service with a smile?

[GRUNTING]

Yeah.

KENO:

Raph.

MAN 1:

Out of my way!

Get out of here, kid.

Go and tell the others. Go, now.

Hey, nice shot.

You're good.

Come on.

- I'm not gonna just...

- Run or I'll kick your butt.

MAN 2:

Just turn around again!

MAN 3:

Move.

MAN 4:

Come on, you guys.

RAPHAEL:
Excuse me. Pardon me.

MAN 5:
Watch him!

Come on.

Missed.

MAN 6:
I got him.

RAPHAEL:
I'm curious.

Any of you guys ever heard

the expression "fair fight"?

MAN 7:

Pull him up.

You know, pal,

if I had a face like yours...

...l'd try to make up for it

with some sort of a personality.

Shredder.

Come on. Come on. April! Leo!

If you're there, it's me, Keno!

Oh, Don. Come on.

Raph's in trouble!

- Mike, April!

APRIL:
Keno?

- April, where are they?

- Wait...

- It's Raph.

- Calm down. Slow down. What happened?

I gotta tell the guys. They got him.

Who has got him?

Come on.

- Just like Keno said.

DONATELLO:
Yeah.

- The perimeter's quiet.

- Yeah, a little too quiet.

- Come on.

DONATELLO:
Okay.

Knock, knock.

[GRUNTING]

Well, that was easy.

- Yeah, a little too easy.

- Yeah.

Look, it's Raph.

Yeah, a little too Raph.

- You guys, knock it off.

- Oh, brother.

Keep your eyes peeled.

- I don't like this.

- No.

- Let's go.

- Right.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

Hey.

- Whoo.

- Aha.

- Oh.

- Huh?

You know, given the layout of this junkyard

and the proximity of certain structures...

...if they were gonna spring a trap,

they'd probably do it right about...

Whoa!

MICHAELANGELO:

Let us out of here.

What the...?

- The Shred dude.

- Oh, no.

It's him.

SHREDDER:

I've been waiting for you.

I have a little surprise.

LEONARDO:
Oh, no.

MICHAELANGELO:
I don't like this.

I don't like this.

DONATELLO:

I wonder what those are for.

Does the word "turtle kebab"

mean anything to you?

LEONARDO:

Yeah, right.

Get your arm out of my face.

SHREDDER:

Patience.

First them, then you.

You know,

these nets are remarkably effective.

- Very well constructed.

- Yeah.

Remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader.

SHREDDER:

Wait for my signal to drop them.

MICHAELANGELO:

I never got to see Paris.

SHREDDER:

A little closer.

A little closer.

DONATELLO:

We're almost there.

SHREDDER:

Get ready.

LEONARDO:

This is it.

[SCREAMING]

Cowabunga.

That's right, Shredder.

You forgot. We carry insurance.

Yeah, mutual of Splinter, dude.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

SHREDDER:

Get them.

[YELLING]

[GRUNTING]

Jeez, why don't you just rip my lips off?

You'd think...?

Here, let me get this first.

Can we talk?

Guess not.

Pitiful.

[MAN LAUGHING]

You win.

Looks like we're on our own.

- All right.

- Yeah.

SHREDDER:

Tokka.

Rahzar.

[ROARING AND GROWLING]

MICHAELANGELO:

Gross.

Didrt we see these guys

on WrestleMania?

SHREDDER:

Prove yourselves to me.

Attack.

Well, you know what they say:

The bigger they are...

[GROANING]

The more bones they break.

- Yeah.

- Okay, these guys are mine.

LEONARDO:

Go get them, Donny.

All right, you overgrown,

ugly excuse for a turtle.

You know, maybe that "ugly" crack

was a little bit out of line, huh?

[SCREAMING]

Oh, that hurt.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

Hey, you're that TGRI guy.

Hang on.

[YELLS]

- I've gotta get the hang of that.

- No, it's okay.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

[GRUNTING]

What?

[LAUGHING]

Oh, am I glad to see you.

Mwah. Pfft, pfft.

Hey, guys, over here.

Yeah. We're on our way.

DONATELLO:
Come on. Come on, professor.

We don't have a lot of time.

Hey. Hey, Mikey, we got the TGRI guy.

Come on, come on, come on, yeah.

- Well, yes. Well, actually, I'd rather not.

DONATELLO:
Come on.

- Come on.

- Yeah.

- Step up to the bar, boys.

LEONARDO:
Limbo, limbo, limbo.

This way, Leo. Come on.

MICHAELANGELO:

You all right, doc?

Way to go, Mikey.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Hey, you go next.

MAN:
Come here.

MICHAELANGELO:
Come on, Raph.

- Yeah, yeah.

SHREDDER:

Stop them.

RAPHAEL:
Drop right in, Leo.

DONATELLO:
Yeah.

- All right.

- Yeah.

[SHRIEKING]

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