Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Page #5

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Hey, look at this.

[GROANING]

Coochy-coo.

Oh. Stupid.

Coochy-coochy-coo.

- Ow.

- Come on.

- We gotta meet back up with Splinter.

RAPHAEL:
Yeah.

Four walking, talking turtles.

Yeah, the guy's Ph.D. Material, all right.

And so intelligent, it's incredible.

Hey, don't freak, dude.

We can explain. You see...

PERRY:
Fifteen years ago,

you came into contact...

...with a green colloidal gel

down in a sewer...

...which transformed you

into your present state.

Fantastic.

MICHAELANGELO:

There you go.

- Come on. Yeah.

- Amazing, guys.

And I thought all the really good dungeons

were in Europe.

There you go, dude.

This is wonderful.

LEONARDO:

Yeah, okay.

We'll give you the tour later,

but right now we've got a few questions.

- Yeah, a few inquiries.

- Yeah, yeah, a few, uh...

We'll give you a tour later.

Give him room to speak.

The professor has much to tell us.

Of course,

laboratories were crude back then...

...and an accident

was just waiting to happen.

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

You mean to tell us that the formation

of the ooze was all just a big mistake?

Well, let me see.

Donatello, isn't it?

An unknown mixture

of discarded chemicals...

...was accidentally exposed

to a series of radiated waves...

...and the resulting ooze, as you put it,

was found to have remarkable...

...but dangerous mutanagenic properties.

Eh?

RAPHAEL:
Big mistake.

- Oh.

- Please continue, professor.

MICHAELANGELO:
Yeah.

Well, on our way to bury them,

a near-collision caused us...

...to lose one of the canisters

down a sewer 15 years ago.

Professor Perry,

what's happening at TGRI now?

They're trying to remove any evidence...

...of the disposal process

and evacuate the premises...

...which is standard procedure

when a mishap occurs.

And as we know, Leonardo, one or two

rather big mishaps have occurred.

Yeah, Tokka, Rahzar and the Shredder.

PERRY:
And he's obsessed with the idea

of destroying you all.

Yeah, we got that impression, all right.

SPLINTER:
Michaelangelo.

MICHAELANGELO:
Yeah?

- Show the professor where he may rest.

- Righty-o.

This way, dude.

It ain't the Hilton.

Let's face it,

you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.

What troubles you, my son?

I don't know.

I just always thought

there'd be more to it...

...to the ooze...

...to, you know, us.

I know.

I always thought

there'd be something, that...

I thought we'd find out we were special.

Do not confuse the specter of your origin

with your present won'th, my sons.

I don't believe him.

There's just got to be more to it.

Perhaps the search for a beginning

rarely has so easy an end.

But our search will have to wait.

Tonight's encounter has left us with...

...larger problems.

[TOKKA & RAHZAR GRUNTING]

MAN:

I got it.

SHREDDER:

Go. Play.

Have fun.

Fun.

Tonight, we leave a calling card

for the turtles.

Tomorrow...

...we force a final confrontation.

- Master say, "Have fun."

- Fun.

[LAUGHING]

Look, Sophie.

Some animals are knocking down

the telephone poles.

What do we do if they come over here?

Let them get their own cab.

STERNS:

Well, yeah, damage is minimal.

And as always,

our official report will be released...

...after a thorough investigation.

Thank you, Miss O'Neil.

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

I have no further comments at this time.

We will be in touch.

More as it develops.

MAN:
Come on, keep going.

- Here you go.

Chief.

Chief Sterns, I wonder if I might ask you

a few more questions off-the-record.

Miss O'Neil, my record, on-the-record...

...clearly shows

that I have no off-the-record record.

- Make a record of that.

- Oh, wait.

Were there any large tooth

or claw marks found here today?

How did you know...?

That I don't know

what you're talking about?

Chief, I have reason to believe

that this damage was caused by two...

...really big animals.

And what type of animals

might these be, Miss O'Neil?

Well, I can't say exactly.

I see. Then what leads you

to believe they did this?

- Well, I can't say that either, but...

- Uh-huh.

Is there anything else

you'd like not to tell me, Miss O'Neil?

Sterns, there are two

very dangerous things out there.

And just what exactly

would you like me to do about it?

I don't know.

I guess you're not the ones

that are gonna have to handle this.

That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.

Have a nice day.

All right, get sanitation down here,

will you? Let's get this place cleaned up.

- Where's Freddy?

- Took off. Said he was sick.

- What do you need?

- Uh...

Nothing. I can get it.

MAN:

Hello, April.

Freddy?

Our master has a message

for your friends.

Okay.

MAN:

We gotta go all the way up.

- Are you sure you werert...?

- They're not following me.

They don't need to.

Good luck.

And they said if you don't meet them

at the construction site tonight...

What?

He'd send Tokka and Rahzar out again.

This time into Central Park.

Oh, man.

Central Park?

How are they going to avoid

all of those...

...people?

Then there is no choice...

...but to meet as the Shredder wishes.

DONATELLO:

Okay.

He's just trying to force you guys

into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.

- We know.

- But you can't...

April, there's no other way.

But you guys don't stand a chance.

PERRY:

Wait.

Wait just a minute.

There might be a way.

Temperature?

Michaelangelo,

pass me the dimethyl chlorinite, please.

- Heh?

- That.

Oh. You know,

not to criticize science or anything...

...but wouldn't it be easier

just to call it the pink one?

Oh, Mikey.

Donatello, continue aeration.

Continuing aeration.

Okay.

Oh, man, this stuff is rank.

Yeah, try carrying it

on the subway sometime.

I never got a seat so fast in my life.

Blech.

Thanks for doing

all the shopping for us, Keno.

No problem. I hope you guys didn't mind me

picking up a few pies.

You're forgiven. Whoa.

[BUBBLING AND CRACKLING]

[HUMMING]

Are you sure this stuff will work?

When I contaminated the ooze

used to transform Tokka and Rahzar...

...making them intellectually inferior

and less dangerous...

...I had no idea I'd be trying to formulate

an antimutagen...

...based on that contamination.

- Oh.

Antimutagen.

- What?

- He's not sure.

Oh.

Pepperoni heaven. Mmm.

- Gentlemen, may I have your attention?

DONATELLO:
Right this way.

- Leonardo, hand me a glass, please?

- Oh, yeah. Sure.

- Voil

Are you sure this stuff will do the trick?

Well, we won't know

until we spray those guys.

- Yeah.

- Well, actually...

Actually, what?

Actually...

...ingestion is the only course.

What?

You mean, they have to eat it?

Affirmative.

Yes.

Yo, right on, my man.

Oh, great. That should be easy.

Well, any ideas?

Well, we could solidify it

in ice cube trays.

Well, I've got an idea.

Hey, is this gonna work?

- Is, like, "Schwarzenegger" hard to spell?

- Come on.

Yeah.

MICHEALANGELO:
Pretty quiet.

RAPHAEL:
Yeah.

Shredder!

Thanks, Raph.

I may never have the hiccups again.

[GRUNTING]

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