Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Page #6

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MAN 1:

Got it.

SHREDDER:

Welcome.

Whoa, all we need now

is wide world ofSports and a blimp.

- Yeah.

SHREDDER:
How ironic.

The very thing that was your making

will now be your undoing.

[GASPS]

Tokka. Rahzar.

Let the games begin.

[YELLING]

What?

- Aah.

- Whoa.

[GROWLING]

What? Oh.

Leo, come on, come on.

- Go, go, go.

- Hey.

Wait!

First, we should observe

the ancient ritual...

...of the, uh,

traditional prefight doughnut.

- Yeah.

MAN 2:
Prefight doughnut?

- What is that?

MAN 3:
What?

[MEN CHATTERING]

Ooh.

- Why did I let you talk me into this?

- Give it a chance.

- Come on.

LEONARDO:
Hi, guys.

- It's not gonna work.

- Yes, it is. They'll eat anything.

Mmm. Num-nums.

- Oh, yes. Mmm, num-nums.

- Yeah.

Mmm. Nummers.

Yeah. Good boy. A little drooly.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Good boy.

- Yeah, yeah.

[BABBLING]

No, no.

- Oh, yeah, right. Right.

- Go on.

Here you go.

Yeah, in your mouth.

MICHAELANGELO:

Wolf it down. Scarf it.

- Have another. Yeah.

- Eat it.

- Eat it. It'll be great. Eat it.

- Yeah.

[GRUNTS]

What...?

RAHZAR:

Hey.

- Uh-oh.

- Uh-oh.

- No, they found the cubes.

- Man.

I told you it wasrt gonna work.

SHREDDER:

Get them.

LEONARDO:

It was him. I never touched it.

No, wait. Can't we talk this out?

No, wait. Wait. Whoa.

Major spin cycle.

[GRUNTING]

Mikey?

Maybe I should've brought bagels.

Now I know

what a postal package feels like.

DONATELLO:
Hey, Mikey, you okay?

MICHAELANGELO:
Yeah.

- You take the ugly one.

- You take the ugly one.

- I'll take the ugly one.

- Which one's the ugly one?

Clear the way!

[SCREAMING]

Huh?

[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

- Get back. Go on. Go on.

RAPHAEL:
Hey, come here.

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[GRUNTING]

Hey, you want some more?

Here, come on. Come on.

Just look at those costumes.

I love this place.

LEONARDO:

Hey, you, table for one.

Oh, yeah.

[BELCHING]

[GROANING]

[ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

MICHAELANGELO:

Man, could this get any worse?

[BELCHING]

- Oh, foul.

- Ew.

Nasty.

Hey, nice tie, bro. You mind?

[GRUNTING]

[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

MICHAELANGELO:

Okay, big brown ugly dude, I'm over here.

Come on, try to get me. Come on.

[SINGING "NINJA RAP"]

MICHAELANGELO:

So slow.

- Professor.

- It would appear the antimutagen...

...has been somewhat ineffective.

No kidding. We've gotta do something.

Come on.

[CHANTING]

What is this? I didn't order any extras.

- Did you order any extras?

- Well...

- Where did these extras come from?

- Well...

Get me a phone. I want the police. Now.

Phone. Police. Go.

Go! Hurry up!

[BELCHING]

MICHAELANGELO:
Nice swing.

- Oh, this is bad.

Carbon dioxide is essential

to the antimutanagenic process.

Their burping

is probably retarding the reaction.

Isn't there any way to speed it back up?

Well, the reintroduction of CO2

could act as a catalyst.

- The problem is finding a ready supply.

- Yeah.

Genius. Pure genius.

[GROANS]

I can't take this anymore.

We should be out there with the guys.

No. You have youth.

I have experience.

- But only those who now fight have both.

- But I can fight.

They fight because they must...

...but it is the last choice

for the true ninja.

Used unwisely,

it becomes a double-edged sword.

Look, I know you're trying to help me,

but you can't keep me here, you know.

No.

I cannot.

- You sure about this, Donny?

- Don't worry. Just do it.

Right. Right.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

[GRUNTING]

Come on. Over here, big guy.

- Hey, Mikey?

- Yeah.

Raph, now.

MICHAELANGELO:

Rock 'r roll!

- Do it, Donny.

DONATELLO:
Open wide.

Say it.

[CONTINUES CHANTING]

I think it's working.

[RAHZAR & TOKKA SNORING]

Hey, these dudes

are copping major Z's already.

- Yeah. All right.

- Yeah.

All right.

[CHEERING]

- Hey.

- What? What? What?

- The police.

- The police?

What are you doing?

They like it. They like it.

- Go, go, go.

- It's okay, they like it.

LEONARDO:

The Foot.

MICHAELANGELO:

It's party time, boys.

[GRUNTING]

DONATELLO:

I win, you lose.

["NINJA RAP" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

One, two, three, four.

[WHISTLING]

Wishbone crunch on two.

Hut, hut. Wow!

Yeah.

Break it down.

Yeah.

MICHAELANGELO:

Are you ready?

My man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wait.

[SINGING "NINJA RAP"]

MICHAELANGELO:

All right.

Come on.

Now we're shaking.

Oh, yeah.

You like what you saw?

Then give it up for a turtle!

Yeah!

- Ninja. Ninja. Ninja.

- Come on.

[GRUNTING]

[GASPING]

WOMAN:

Oh, man.

SHREDDER:

We're not through yet.

Just save yourself the trouble, Shredder.

It's all over.

LEONARDO:
Yeah.

SHREDDER:
The battle is yours...

...but the war is far from over.

Not so long as I possess this.

- The green stuff.

- Oh, no.

Hand it over, Shredder.

- Yeah.

SHREDDER:
Of course.

In small doses through future mutants.

You'll have to get through us first, pal.

Yeah.

A pleasure.

- Hey, guys, I'm here.

- What?

Get out of my way. Get out. Watch out.

MICHAELANGELO:
Keno, don't do it.

Keno, don't do it.

Don't...

RAPHAEL:
Get it.

KENO:
Let me go.

LEONARDO:
Stay back.

DONATELLO:
Keno, stay back.

- Get off my back.

SHREDDER:
You are a fool.

- What are you doing?

SHREDDER:
Back.

You're not going anywhere, Shredder.

SHREDDER:

On the contrary. We're going somewhere.

- Hey, Donny, come on.

SHREDDER:
If you try to stop us...

...l'll cover her with this.

- Let me go. I can take him. Come on.

- Full volume.

RAPHAEL:
Keno, it's not your fight.

SHREDDER:
Did you...?

- Hit it, Mikey.

MICHAELANGELO:
Rock 'r roll.

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

[FEEDBACK SHRIEKING]

[SHREDDER SCREAMING]

Yeah.

Is she all right?

- Keno, I told you this is not...

- I know, I know. This is not my fight.

At last.

LEONARDO:
Come on, let's go.

RAPHAEL:
I'm coming.

I learned that from a rat.

MICHAELANGELO:

Later, Keno, dude.

- Aw.

- Huh?

DONATELLO:

Tokka and Rahzar. How cute.

Hey, we could make a fortune

in the diet racket.

- Oh, Mikey.

- Go.

MICHAELANGELO:
Maybe you set

some kind of a distance record.

- Doubtful.

RAPHAEL:
Hey, where'd he go?

- Anything?

- Nothing.

Well, dudes,

I'd say that's pretty much a wrap.

Yup.

Cowabunga?

- Cowabunga.

- Yeah.

[IN UNISON]

Cowabunga.

[SHREDDER GROANING]

What?

The last vial of ooze.

He must've drank all of it.

It's a super Shredder.

RAPHAEL:

Great. Now what are we supposed to do?

This thing can't take much more of this,

not with all that stuff on top.

- Shredder, you gotta listen to reason.

RAPHAEL:
Yeah.

You're gonna destroy us all.

SHREDDER:

Then so be it.

DONATELLO:
You okay?

RAPHAEL:
Leo.

Hey, it's all coming down!

DONATELLO:

Watch your head, guys!

RAPHAEL:

Hey, yo.

We're pancakes!

A true ninja is a master of himself

and his environment.

So don't forget we're turtles.

- Oh, yeah!

- Go!

[ROARING]

[GRUNTING AND COUGHING]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

[IN UNISON]

Man, I love being a turtle.

Too bad the Shredder

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