Temps Page #6
Letting me stay here this long.
Uh...
Thank your parents for me.
I'm gonna go... Get packing.
swing by and hang if you want.
- Well, I have no one else,
so...
- Do you want me to make
some home-made ice cream?
-Sea lion war!
Sometimes they go at it
all night.
I just lay here listening.
Arf, arf! Arf, arf!
I love it! This is my PBS!
Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf!
I love it!
- So I've never really
worked with butt plugs before.
Is there anything I should know?
- We pride ourselves
on being a safe zone
for people to explore
What we don't want
coming in, looking at our boxes
for an hour,
and then going to jerk it
in the alleyway.
- So my job is to keep browsing
and masturbating to a minimum.
-Sh*t, those have been recalled.
- So how long
you been working here?
- About a year. But it's not
like I'm gonna move up.
I've already hit the glass
ceiling.
-You mean the mirrored ceiling.
-Oh, you got it.
- You are bad!
I gotta watch out for you.
So bad.
- Bet you get hit on relentlessly
at a place like this.
- Yeah, but no one
ever takes me seriously.
But it's not like I'm looking
for anything serious, so...
- Thank you! That's the kind
of girl I'd love to go out with.
- You would love to go out
with me?
-I was just saying.
- Oh, my gosh,
You...
You better not be kidding!
You're not kidding, right?
You're serious, right?
You're serious?!
-I mean...
Would you want to go out
with me?
-Yes! Yeah, I would!
I do! Yes, I do.
Yes.
You're not kidding, right?
-I mean, it's probably not wise,
seeing as, like, you're my boss.
-Oh.
Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, that, yeah.
-But, like, if you want to.
- Yes! Oh, my gosh, please!
Yes, yes, are you serious?
I want to go out and drink.
Oh, I might have to fire you
first, though.
- Huh?
- I'm kidding, I won't.
I'm kidding.
But anyway, I don't know.
So.
Wow. Okay.
Yes.
-Yo, Curtis?
Knock, knock.
I just got.
Curtis?
Curtis?
-Natalie Simmons is dead.
-Wait.
Wait, high school
Natalie Simmons?
The cheerleader with the wonky
Isabella Rossellini teeth?
-She was eaten by a bear.
- Natalie Simmons
was eaten by a bear?
-In Shoshone national park.
It's a statistical
improbability,
yet Natalie Simmons
was eaten by a bear.
-Wow.
Sh*t, I really liked her.
I liked her teeth.
- She was right next
to Allison in the yearbook.
-That's a strange coincidence.
outward from the "S'S,"
and eventually,
it's going to get us all.
You just never know when a bear
is gonna pop out and eat you.
- You could avoid going to places
where bears are.
-The proverbial bear.
Eaten by the proverbial bear!
I missed you, too.
I wonder what Stephanie's up to
right now.
- When's the last time
you talked to her?
-When we saw her at the bar.
I befouled it, man.
I totally befouled it.
- She's probably at home,
wondering about you.
- See these new
Rossignol super 7s?
Supposed to cut powder
like butter.
- You're still planning
on mount hood?
It's the only thing
I have left to look forward to.
So... Uh...
-Unh-unh. No.
I'll miss you, Natalie Simmons.
- Yes.
- Come on.
- Ooh. God.
- See?
-Jesus.
- We're gonna have so much fun.
- So much. All the fun.
- Dress up each other?
We should probably get some help
though, because...
-Hey, dude.
- Yes. Hello, I can help you.
Can I help you?
- Um, we were looking
to upgrade her vibrator.
-She currently owns a vibrator.
Um, do you know, like, what size
or do you know what kind?
-It's a little one.
Mee! Mee!
- Right, and it's just not quite
getting the job done, right?
Meee! Meee!
And you need this device?
You can't bring her
to completion on your own?
- Oh, no,
it's like a new addition.
Like, we're...
When she likes to go down.
Down... Down there.
-She... she goes down for you?
-Right, like a... like a blowie.
-Oh.
- So you got...
So you got one that goes "meee!"
And you want to go, like
"rah!" Or "errr!"
While she's... Performing.
- Yes.
- Let me ask you something.
How long
have you two been together?
- Not important.
- Eight years.
-Eight years.
Wow!
- We recently just took a break,
and i-i think
it really strengthened us.
- Yeah, made me realize
what's important.
Which is why we are here
trying out some fun new toys.
Anyways, when you have someone
like her, you gotta...
You gotta fight for it.
- Absolutely.
But now you're having trouble
sexually satisfying each other,
so you're here
buying a little help.
Okay, let's see what we can do.
Follow me.
Okay, so I'm guessing
from your description
that this is the bad boy
she had before.
-Wow, yeah, man, that's it.
- Okay, so let me direct
your attention to this bad boy.
It has all the latest
in dildonic technology.
Variable speeds,
you can go from meee!,
to rah!,
to dugga-dugga-dugga-dugga,
depending on your... excuse me,
her desire for stimulation.
-Uh... I don't know.
Babe, I don't know.
What do you think?
It's your orgasm.
What do you think?
- I think while you and the guy
from "police academy" decide
which sound effect
works best on my clitoris,
I'm gonna go across the street
to Chipotle,
hope that they have alcohol,
and go get drunk in my car.
- "Police academy"?
- Why don't I show you a couple
other things
Pretty sure I know her type.
Let's start with some handcuffs.
-All right, all right.
- You give him blow jobs?
- Hello!
- Ha! You give him blowies?
I thought you don't do that.
- I don't. It was something
special that I did with him.
-Do you even have lockjaw?
-That's what made it special.
I suffered for his pleasure.
- Oh, god!
- It was personal!
I don't know
what you want me to say.
- I miss you.
- It's hard to miss someone
when you're busy
living in the moment.
Sorry.
I was trying to be somebody
I'm not.
I like being in a relationship.
I like being in something
that's defined.
-I'm... I'm ready for that now.
Let's do it.
Let's do it, I'm ready. Okay?
- It's so funny how you feel
this way after I leave.
- Sometimes you have to have
something and lose it
in order to understand
why you want or need it.
- And that's how I feel
about Josh.
- Please, just give this
another chance.
I know we have something, okay,
and you know we have something.
Please,
just give this another chance.
I-i-i this is gonna be
a clean start, okay?
Let's just... let's just do...
I'll change the...
I'll change the relationship
status. I'll accept it.
We'll... let's do it.
Let's do it your way.
-Jefferson...
It's over.
-Stop it!
Don't say it's over.
I am here, and I'm asking you
for another chance.
This does not have to be over.
- Jefferson!
- This can be a clean start.
No, this can...
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