Tenure
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- Year:
- 2008
- 89 min
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[Whoosh]
MAN:
Assistant Professor Thurber,
First, on behalf
of the tenure committee
And Grey College,
For your services
these past three years.
Thank you,
Dean Leakey.
CHARLIE:
12 yearsteaching college.
Up for tenure again...
A job for life.
Before this, there was
Bowdoin and Union.
This may be
my last chance.
Friggin' Grey College.
Motherfuckin'
Grey College.
Hi.
Hi.
Dude!
Where you been?
Sorry.
I'm almost up.
I know.
What do you think?
Maybe... lose the shades?
My Oakleys?
No way, man.
Okay.
Nervous?
What do I have to be
nervous about?
It's only my entire
academic career
on the line.
Of course I'm nervous,
jack-off.
Steve Kim's been
in there two hours.
Really?
Okay, just remember what
I told you, all right?
Not the end
of the world
If you don't get this.
Yeah, well, if you
don't get tenure
At Grey College...
[Clears throat]
MAN:
All right,good-bye.
Steve.
Steve.
Shake it off, okay?
Whew. I got a good
feeling about this.
You're a great teacher.
Professor Hadley?
The tenure committee
is waiting.
[Whispers]
Great teacher.
JAY:
Hi, everyone.[Indistinct chatter]
CHARLIE:
Oh, hey, guys.Where's Dr. Hadley?
You just missed him.
We made cookies
and everything.
Oh, that's nice.
May I?
[Clears throat]
Oh, yeah.
So, that's Bigfoot?
How can I just get
one vote?
One vote out of 12.
That's a joke.
I wonder who
voted for you.
I mean, I really thought
I had a chance.
Didn't you?
I thought you were a lock.
What has Steve Kim
ever done
For the anthropological
community?
Steve Kim... come on.
I mean,
I produced evidence
Of a genuine Sasquatch.
[Tape plays]
There! Look.
Right there.
Yeah.
You come over here
and tell me
That that is not
the hind leg
Of an Appalachian
Sasquatch. Seriously.
I just don't see
anything, Jay.
I'm sorry.
What?!
It's right here, man!
That looks like
a tree.
It's not a f***in'
tree, Charlie!
Come on!
It's Bigfoot!
[Sighs]
I saw him.
I was there.
I'm the guy
runnin' the camera.
It's right here.
Sasquatch weather, man.
Look for tracks.
Where are we going?
Relax, man.
It's my party,
remember?
I just thought
it was gonna more
of an indoor thing.
Dude.
Roll with it, okay?
Sorry.
I just got dealt
a hammer blow to the nuts.
I know, I know.
Besides, it's not like
you got anybody
Waiting up for you.
Why did you have
to say that?
Just tell me where
we're going, Jay.
Dean Leakey's.
Why?
Come on!
CHARLIE:
It is with great pride
That I look back on
the last three years
at Grey College.
I strongly believe
that I deserve tenure,
And through this
personal statement,
I hope the committee
will get to know me
A little better...
My accomplishments,
My dreams, and my myriad
contributions
To the academic community
at Grey College.
Huh?
"Myriad contributions"?
Okay, we're gonna start
a new novel this week.
It's called The Magus,
By an English writer
named John Fowles.
Anybody heard of
The Magus?
No? Well, some people...
Smart people...
Think it's one of the best
novels ever written.
Then how come we've
never heard of it?
I... I don't know, Robin,
But if you all would like
to read the same books
in America is reading,
We can do that.
Let's see, uh...
Catcher in the Rye.
Yeah, let's examine why
"F*** you" is written
Is written on
the bathroom wall... again.
No, look,
I pick the books I read
Back when I was like you...
Misguided, morose...
You're still morose.
Anyhow, The Magus.
You all might not
have heard of it,
But it changed my life.
It has a little bit
of everything.
It has love,
And exotic locales.
It even has
a little bit of sex.
Ooh, Stan's
gonna like it.
Shut up, Ben.
Yeah, Ben,
take it easy, okay?
Excuse me.
That's Professor Hadley.
[Whispering] Dude,
we hit the wrong pad.
Excuse me.
I'm in the middle of
a class here, dude.
What do you mean,
we hit the wrong pad?
I guess our recon
was off.
Our recon?
All right, mine.
I just feel bad.
Dean Leakey's
next-door neighbor
Never did
anything to us.
Dean Leakey's
next-door neighbor?
Yeah, man.
He's in a wheelchair.
Jesus, Jay!
Yeah. Veteran.
Hero. Purple Heart.
I gotta talk
to you later.
All right.
Professor Thurber?
Hey, Stan.
What's up?
We need a new
faculty adviser
For the poetry club.
I'm president.
Wow.
Well, what happened
to the old adviser?
He died.
Oh, yeah... Dr. Churchill.
Sorry, I...
Wasn't that last year,
though?
We never got a new one.
Well, Stan...
Look, I gotta be
honest with you.
I've never been
a huge poetry guy.
So, I think
the best thing to do
Would be for me
to take a pass on it,
Just in fairness to you
and to the club.
Okay?
Thank you.
Thanks, man. Okay.
Son of a b*tch.
F***in' kids.
[Beep]
Charlie, it's Margaret.
Remember me... your sister?
Dad told me that
he hasn't seen you
In almost two weeks.
The reason we put him
in that facility
Was because
it was close to you.
Charlie,
But you said this was
the only way that
you could contribute.
at least once a week.
So do it, Charlie!
Oh, and I almost forgot
the best part.
I got a call from
a lady over there
Who claims that Dad's been
To PBS telethons
or something.
She said he's lonely
and he just wants to talk,
So... I don't know.
It's nothing weird.
I mean, yes, it is.
It is f***ing weird.
But it's not perverted,
thank God.
So you need to talk
to him about that.
God, do you have
a cell phone yet?
[Beep]
[Moaning]
[Thudding]
Hey, Dad?
Dad, you in there?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad!
Huh?
Huh?
This place is
chock full of widows.
Like Sue in there.
She's Canadian.
Did you ever make love to
Dad, can we please talk
about something else?
Sure we can.
Sure we can...
Whatever you want.
I so treasure these
monthly visits, Charlie.
Well, Margaret called,
and...
She said you didn't
sound so good.
Well, how do you feel?
I feel fine.
Okay.
Fine as I can feel
in this goddamn place.
It's not so bad.
Oh, what the hell do you
know about anything?
When I was your age,
I was a tenured
professor of English
At Princeton University.
Really?
I didn't know that.
Don't get smart
with me.
[Sighs] You should be
further along.
So... what about tenure?
Come on, Dad.
We've been through this.
I'm on the fast track
at Grey,
And I find out
in May, so...
[Clears throat]
Well, you were on
the fast track
at Bowdoin, too.
It's gonna happen.
Christ, I'd hate
to see the slow track.
It's gonna happen.
Let's take some ecstasy.
What?
Let's take some ecstasy.
I bought it off this kid
in my Anthro 101.
Jay, that is idiotic.
You could get fired
for that.
That's just rude, man.
You know what I meant.
Come on. I heard about
this cool student party
Way off campus.
You're still a member
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