Terror Page #3

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- All right,

where are you?

- I'm about a quarter

of a mile down

the Clayhill Road, going south.

It's a yellow Ford Escort.

I've left it by the

side of the road.

- Where are

you speaking from?

- It's a cottage about 300

yards further down.

It's called, uh,

uh, Buttercup Lodge.

Hello?

Hello, did you get that?

- Yes, we'll

come and get you.

- Could you come here first,

please?

You see, I'm alone.

- You're alone? - Yes.

There's nobody here.

I found the door.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh!

- You want a mechanic?

- Hey, darling, darling!

Come on, hey, come here.

Come here, darling,

come over here.

Come on.

Come on, I'll take you

to a nice club.

Come on, come over here.

Come on, darling, come on, come

over here, come on.

Darling, come over here,

let's have a nice time together,

come over here.

Come on, we'll have a

nice time tonight.

Come on, come outwith me.

I'll give you a good stiff

talking to, you know.

- Hi. - Hi.

Sh*t, if I don't get some good

tips with this lot--

- Hello.

- Hello, I'll give up.

- If that waistcoat gives up,

you'll get more than tips.

Believe me.

- You look after the boys dear and

I'll look after the men.

- Oh, don't worry about that.

Right, come on, girls, then,

let's get started.

- I left two messages for

you at the hostel.

Why didn't you call me?

We've gotta talk.

- What do you want to talk about?

- About that night at the house.

- I don't want to discuss that.

- You've gotta tell me what

happened, before it's too late.

- Too late for what?

I don't know what you're

talking about.

So if you don't mind, I've

got to work to do.

- Hey, Ann, the Greek

freak's in tonight.

Oh, hello, darlin', what

are you doing here?

Anyway, he said...

Oh, you've found my knickers,

haven't you?

- I've got to go now.

- Oh.

Okay, see ya.

- Sit down, darling, I want you.

- That's not included

in the price.

- But I want to pay extra.

I want to pay extra for you.

How much, eh, how

much do you cost?

Hey, I tell you what I want.

I'll tell you what I want

you should do.

You, uh, know, uh, sucking?

Hey, yeah, you do sucking for me?

Okay, you do that?

I tell you.

Don't laugh.

Nothing's funny on this night.

- Oh, Phil, not that old 'round

the bay story again.

- HEY-

Where are you going?

Hey, wait, come back.

- Another gin and tonic,

please.

- Okey-dokey.

- I wish you'd take Phil the

Greek's table for me.

- No way.

What's wrong, is he giving

you the, I tell you,

in Athens, I drink two

bottles of ouzo,

I swim twice around the bay,

I still the best lover in Athens.

You try, I show you.

- Yeah, well, I just can't

take it tonight.

- Hey, Ann, Viv just sold

Max a Tizer brandy.

We should celebrate.

- Fred. - Yeah?

- Two tequila sunrise, two

whiskeys, and a beer, please.

- Qkay, okay.

- Darling, you come sit with Phil.

Come sit with Phil!

I suck your tit, yes?

- Stop, please!

Oh, for God's sake,

leave me alone!

- I going to suck them!

- Leave me alone!

- Hey!

- Hey, all right,

it's crazy!

- Know him, I was with him on the

night he was killed.

Poor sod. I know we used

to take the piss

out of him and all that, but he

was harmless really.

- Know your lines, do you, Viv?

Word perfect, are you, love?

- Silly bugger.

- Who did it, someone

from the club?

- Wouldn't tell you if I knew.

Must've been awful.

Did you read how he was done in?

- Yeah.

- Must've been a bloody maniac.

- Right, I'm

coming down now.

I want no muck-ups today.

Let's get it right, can we?

So get in your first positions.

Come on, Viv, move it.

- Who told that lot to

come back here?

- You did.

- Since when?

- You gave them a free

day in return

for kicking them out, remember?

- No, I don't remember.

- Oh, really, I suppose that

means you don't remember

telling Les that you were

chucking him out

because I made a f***-up

with the bookings?

- Who told you that?

- Who do you think?

- Oh, I see, so you're

prepared to believe

that prick in there

rather than me?

- Look, what does it matter?

Just forget them.

- They're a liability.

- You're the f***ing liability,

mate, I'm telling you.

- Okay, now, from the top.

- Well, here we are in

the bathroom.

Why don't I run some water?

- But I've just washed my hands.

- You just washed your hands?

Oh, sorry, Les, I've gone.

- Oh, my God!

- Well, I can't help it, darling.

It's these scintillating

pearls of dialogue.

Me mind just can't cope with them.

- Well with a mind like

yours love, I'm not surprised.

Now come on, Viv, move it.

- Shut your mouth, I'm looking.

- You hurry up, will you?

You don't have that

much to remember.

A bloody parrot could learn it.

- I'm not a bleeding parrot.

I'm looking. - Come on, come on,

come on.

- I've got a load

of script here.

- Well, get a move on, love.

I'd like to finish this before the

cold weather sets in.

- All right, I found it, right?

Give me your line again.

- But I've just washed my hands.

- It's not your hands I'm

bothered about.

Giggle, giggle, giggle.

- Ah, come on, it's not as

if it's hard porn.

It's only soft-core garbage,

isn't it?

- ls it asking too much

that you remember a few lines?

- Oh, shut up, Leslie.

You're always bleeding moaning.

It's being so happy that

keeps you going.

- Curtis, this

isn't a library.

- All right, all right, all right,

I've got it.

- Look, I wouldn't mind,

but he's only got four

lines-- - James?

- In the whole

bloody script!

Vivian, please, let us try and get

it right this time.

- Well, if you got

somebody with a bit

of brains, I might be okay.

No bleeding at all.

- Sulking?

- Yes, we know that, dear.

Let's cool down and let's get

on with it, okay?

- Strip, strip, strip.

- Are you that...

Are you auburn all the way down?

- You'll soon find out.

- And into the bath.

- Into the bath!

Ah, yes.

- And did she turn

the tap on, no.

- Sorry, darlin', be all

right on the night.

- Do I sit down here?

- Is it this next?

- Don't ask me, you're

supposed to know.

- All right, keep your Stetson on.

It'll only take me a

minute to find it,

you don't have to shout.

- Look, stay where you are!

I said, stay where you are!

Here, take it, read the thing.

And if you can't read it,

just say anything.

Make it up, but let's

get on with it!

Oh, give me strength.

- Sh*t!

- It's burning him,

it's burning him!

- James?

- The worst part was the

sight of his face.

I don't think I'll ever be

able to forget that.

- Look, I know you're upset, Viv,

it must have been horrible.

But I wish you'd wait

a bit longer.

- It's nothing to do

with the accident.

Look, love, there's been

two murders, right?

Carol and Phil the Greek.

And there's one

common denominator.

- But you don't know for sure.

- Maybe not, but I'm not hanging

around here to find out.

- I don't fancy sleeping in that

room all by myself.

- Well, come with me, then.

I told you you can

sleep on the floor.

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