Thank You Page #2

- I have a little something for you.

Will you marry me?

Hey!

Will you still marry me?

What the...

It's my bag.

Move!

Move!

Move out of my way!

Get out... go away!

There he is!

Really?

Alright. I'll be there.

There!

- Sorry. - Loser!

Kishan?

Hey Maya !

That's one ridiculous outfit!

This saree was a blessing.

At least my dignity is under wraps.

I was practically naked out there.

What about your friend...

whose husband I had

to keep a watch on?

There she is.

How many years have you been married?

A couple?

Maya, she is perfect.

Tall, athletic...

vivacious, gorgeous.

When does the most beautiful girl in

the world feel like a burden to a man?

When she is his wife.

Your husband has cataract!

A diamond at home and

he prefers ice cubes.

You're in safe hands.

Maya, I'll get dressed and

see both of you in the garden.

And...

Sorry.

I'll set everything right.

He is weird. He's insane.

Cool it, Sanjana.

I'm sure he has some dirt on Raj.

A lot of people have

defects in their eyes.

And so does Raj.

The defect is he can only see women.

Shift a little bit...

Come on, I need to explain something.

But Raj isn't the problem.

The problem is the weather.

It's summer.

Wait... one second.

What's summer got to

do with the affair?

A lot.

History has taught us...

88% divorces and break

ups happen in summer.

In winter both wives and

other girls look alike.

They are covered from head to toe.

The problem unfolds in summer

when girls wear really tiny clothes.

What do you expect men to do?

Their eyes begin to wander...

and the necklace gets a new home.

It's man's nature.

Kids their own but wives of others.

Raj isn't like other men.

It's just a hunch...

Experience counts.

I've solved 113 cases.

And in a 111 of them, the

wife's intuition was bang on.

That means nothing to me.

I want proof.

Fine, why don't you sit?

Here is the proof.

But tell me something...

why don't women ever check

their husbands' mobile bills?

This is like a

timeline of what they've done.

Numbers highlighted in

red are his girlfriends.

One call after another.

This is..

What?

What should I see?

This is what you

should see. Look carefully.

Your husband calls this

girl every hour, on the hour.

She is his new girlfriend.

- Girlfriend? - Yes!

Raj has introduced the girl to me and

he said she is like a sister to him.

- Sister? - Yes.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

You husband is a son-of-a...

Hey mister!

He's a son of a gun.

I may be a stranger,

but if you trust me...

Why should I?

I don't want to!

I know you have a corrupt mind.

- You mean dirty? - Yes.

- Bad? - Yes.

- Filthy? - Yes.

- Dishonest? - Yes!

Maya, it was a mistake to come here.

Sanjana, just listen to me.

I don't want you to solve my case.

Goodbye.

She's in a hurry to leave.

Now what?

Tomorrow is the New Year's Eve party.

- I'll catch the son-of-a... - Kishan!

I'll catch him with his pants down.

All his so-called

'sisters' will be present.

That's the only way

Raj can be cornered.

Happy new year!

''I lost my heart when I saw you.''

''Darling, meet me at

least once in 365 days.''

''I lost my heart when I saw you.''

''Darling, meet me at

least once in 365 days.''

''Yesterday I saw them and

smiled at them by mistake.''

''Yesterday I saw them and

smiled at them by mistake.''

''Lord, please save me.. Razia

is trapped amongst the goons.''

''Lord, please save her.. Razia

is trapped amongst the goons.''

''She is rosy in color,

she is a beautiful poetry.''

''Come, let's read her.''

''Even if you sacrifice your life for

me still it's a good deal for you.''

''They couldn't get

rid of the poison yet.''

''That's how devastating my bite is.''

''Lord, please save me.. Razia

is trapped amongst the goons.''

''Lord, please save her.. Razia

is trapped amongst the goons.''

''We won't let her sleep.

We won't leave her for anyone else.''

''We will disgrace her.''

''They won't let me sigh. They won't

let me wince. Whom shall I complain?''

''It's difficult for me to escape.

I am in trouble today.''

''Lord, please save me.. Razia

is trapped amongst the goons.''

''Lord, please save her.. Razia

is trapped amongst the goons.''

''Lord, please save her.. Razia

is trapped amongst the goons.''

Your girlfriend is on the terrace.

Wait.

You love me but have

affairs with those girls?

No, you're the only one I love.

No, you're a liar.

Hey... hello...

Look carefully and you'll

find Raj on the terrace.

With the girl who got the necklace.

If you love me, then kiss me.

Kiss me, kiss me!

Raj!

Sa... Sa... Sanjana !

It's not what you think.

She fainted.

I was just giving her oxygen.

Really?

Kiss me... darling...

She called you darling,

wants a kiss...

No, not kiss... K...

she said Kiss-na.

Her boyfriend's name is Kiss-na.

You can ask her.

Hello?

Kiss-na.

Hear that?

- I heard and I saw.

Isn't this necklace from the

'buy one, get one free' offer?

Well... it is the free one.

Since both were of the same design...

I gave the other...

- To your girlfriend?

So she is Radha and you, her Kiss-na.

I'm Kiss-na, I'm Kiss-na...

Kiss-na.

I'm here, darling.

Then who is Vikram?

I am Vikram to the world.

But to her I am...

Kiss-na !

Here I am.

Oh Lord!

They're ruining my hard work.

Now where is Mrs. Vikram...

Sanjana...

you probably think I am rotten and...

that though I have Shivani,

I have affairs.

But this isn't an

affair nor is it a sin...

it's love.

Boss...

- She is my true love.

Please don't fall.

- Boss...

Let me say it, Raj.

Let me tell the truth.

Nobody understands women like I do.

And she wants the truth.

The truth is, I couldn't

marry the one I loved.

And even today I feel no

love for the woman I married.

Then what is it?

Compromise. Adjustment.

Hold on.

Actually, it's fate. It happens.

I had to let go of

my childhood love...

Childhood?

Yes, we were kids enacting

scenes from the Ramayana.

She was Radha and I her Kiss-na.

Which version of the Ramayana was it?

Instead of Ram and Sita,

you had Radha and Kiss-na?

Who said that?

Now what do you have to say?

You are so naive, Sanjana.

And my wife is so intelligent

that she sniffed out my lie.

It's out in the open that I'm lying.

Time to tell the truth.

Boss.

- The truth. - Truth?

Can't say it?

Fine, let's ask the person himself.

Kiss-na...

Come here!

Come on, out here.

That's a personal matter out there.

Where do you think you're going?

Why drag me into this?

Here's your Radha.

Radha?

- Kiss-na !

Your Kiss-na is here.

So you tell girls you're Kiss-na?

If Maya finds out about this...

Of course, she will.

The truth will come out.

This necklace was meant for

Maya and you gave it to this girl?

Spare me, I've two kids.

We lied for their sake.

Do you want us to

break up with our wives?

They already suspect us.

Maya is at the kids' hostel,

before she can get back...

I'll think of an idea to wriggle out.

No way!

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