Thank You Page #3

Idea?

That's a nice way to treat a friend.

I was having a good

time and you called.

'Kiss-na, hold your Radha.'

If Maya finds out about this, Kiss-na

will never play his flute again!

If you're covering up for a friend,

you should stick by it.

But you spilt out the beans!

Your wives wouldn't think

of you as characterless men.

And even if they do,

they would never leave you.

In general, wives are

used to a couple of affairs.

Women know men are dogs.

I mean, they know us very well.

This here is my 11th affair!

Maya will find out.

But do you think she'll forgive me?

I've had enough. We

are no longer friends.

That's it. Enough is enough.

You aren't even worth their enmity!

Let's go.

You rascals!

You are going straight to hell.

These three have

ganged up against poor me.

I'm going to ruin

your lives, one by one.

Kiss-na !

Look at that!

He's married yet

he's going for the kill.

Shameless.

Someone is definitely giving his

wife details about his flings.

Here...

I found my phone bill

in Sanjana's handbag.

All his girlfriends

turning up at the party...

can't be a coincidence.

Why is Bozo barking?

Silence him.

- Okay.

What do you want me to do?

You are an

Intelligence Service officer.

Do something, we are in a mess.

Are you crazy... I mean...

Shut the dog up!

Okay.

Forget the juice.

Out... out you go.

Hey...

- I said leave.

- What are you doing?

When your department wants to

have fun, you want our help.

Hello friends, where are you?

We need a yacht. We're

going out with some girls.

And you can't be a friend in need?

If you can't stop the dog from

barking, set him free, Deewani.

Shivani !

I meant this is peanuts.

If it were something big,

I would help.

A private detective will do the job.

No...

- Bozo...

Why is he running around?

You told me to set him free.

I didn't mean to let him loose.

Well, you said set him free.

- The dog bit you? - A little bit.

No big deal. He gets

the shots regularly.

You'll be fine.

He didn't get the shot this month.

Why didn't you do it?

You didn't tell me.

I don't take any medication

unless you tell me...

...how can I give the dog a shot?

K.D. you better take a shot.

I hope Bozo doesn't die.

Bozo doesn't die?

Humans can be very poisonous.

What are you trying to say?

A few days ago, didn't a

snake bite you? - Yes.

I was worried and I

tried calling the doctor.

But the snake died instead.

If you are poisonous, I'm

sure your friends are too.

- Pay attention. - Okay.

Now I'm ordering you...

go and bring the dog back.

Drag him, if you have to.

Before I bite you.

Okay.

- Bozo!

I'll leave now, guess

your good times are over.

Anyone who tries to help

you gets bit by a dog!

- Bloody Bozo! - He didn't help but...

I like his idea of

hiring a private detective.

So do I.

Stop crying, just stop crying.

Here, your sugar level is falling,

have a banana, okay?

Come on, open it.

Please have a seat.

Come on, don't cry.

Good girl.

Eat your banana and go straight home.

Hi...

You were at the club last night.

Yes, dancing with the girls.

Girls are here too.

I have a lot of sympathy for girls.

I can't bear to see them cry.

My hand just reaches out to them.

I'm sure you understand...

- We do...

Come...

He is one of us. You saw that?

Okay, tell me.

My wife...

Oh, she's having an affair?

No, the affairs are all mine.

Then, why are you

showing me her picture?

Well, someone is telling

her about his affairs.

Is that so...

He was saved by the

skin of his teeth, twice.

There won't be a third time.

Why not?

Luck doesn't last very long.

That's why we are here.

Don't worry, you're

at the right place.

Hello...

You?

Maya is returning today and I

know you will tell her everything.

Why don't you change for the better?

Change?

If you hear what I've been

through you'll cry your eyes out.

I may not be as loyal

as Raj and Vikram but...

I'm not as bad as you think.

I envy them. I get

caught all the time.

While they wriggle their way out.

They were involved with

that girl but they trapped me.

And I didn't want to be a snitch.

Very good, amazing!

You've turned the

hero into the bad guy.

Very good!

Now to make his friends his foes.

I envy them.

They have numerous

affairs but never get caught.

I want them to suffer my fate.

Suffer big time!

It's that rascal.

Be cool, be cool.

Tell him to come here,

we'll use these clubs on him.

Switch on the loudspeaker.

Hello Yogi...

Where are you, Yogi?

I'm going to meet Sweety.

Sweety?

- My Swiss girlfriend.

- The really cute one. - Okay.

She called.

She's getting married next month.

Don't know if we'll ever meet again.

Where are you?

- On my way to the hotel.

The usual Royal York.

Now pay attention...

I'm going ahead with

this because of you.

If Maya calls, please

cover up for me.

Of course!

- Absolutely!

Love you!

Now he's dead!

Where's the ice?

What's the hurry, sweetheart?

Look at that...

a storm's approaching.

The storm's already here!

Hey gorgeous!

That must be the ice.

Come fast, darling.

Coming...

Sweetheart!

Is that the ice?

You bastard!

Maya, it's not fair, it's not fair.

And your affair is fair?

I mean, I have a

mobile and it's always on.

You could've at least informed me.

What for?

So I could wear some clothes.

Clothes?

Come in, Maya.

The girl is inside, I'm not lying.

I've nothing to hide.

This way, come in.

Maya, please forgive me.

Oh hi...

- My husband!

My wife... Sweety...

- Hi.

Maya... please!

What are you doing?

Give me my clothes, Maya please!

What are you doing, Maya?

We were merely practicing...

I mean, participating...

You were practicing your honeymoon?

Maya, please!

- Leave me!

Maya, don't do this.

The hotel will take

the bathrobe back.

Maya please.

Maya...

Maya, my clothes...

Or at least forgive me.

Maya !

Sorry.

Vikram...

I'm ruined... again!

Great.

- Congratulations.

For what?

Because we ruined you.

But why?

- Look at that!

Look at the rascal trying to

act innocent. - Rascal? Innocent?

Show him the film.

Watch!

Sanjana, you think Raj is

innocent and simple but...

he is a womanizer.

He has numerous affairs.

And Vikram, his boss

is worse than Raj.

What did I just say... that voice...

The voice isn't yours, is it?

That's mine, but the words aren't.

The words got recorded automatically?

I was there but I didn't say that.

You trust a pirated

video but not your friend?

Yes.

We are no longer friends.

Vikram, say something.

What's left to say?

You think I'm your enemy?

The Lord above is my witness.

You will suffer, if you ruin me.

Yogi... watch it!

Guards...

King... this car attacked yours.

An attack on King's car?

Is this your car?

Our... car... this... no.

We ride bicycles.

Find out who owns this car.

This...

- What?

Our car is registered in Yogi's name.

You are no longer his friends

and King is already his enemy.

But your car is gone.

What next... golf?

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