That Awkward Moment Page #10

Why am I still

sifting on this bench?

Sq?

I didn't know you

could change colors!

Just stop.

Your dick looks

like a sad giraffe.

Your dick looks like a

shaved hamster. Stop.

Can you guys SKIP?

Your dick looks like my dick

if it were bigger and blacker.

Cut!

Did you friend

that girl yet, Mikey?

Yeah. I told that

assistant at Vogue

I couldn't hang outwith her

'cause I was taking a sh*t.

Whoa. Look at that f***ing

crazy bruise on my arm.

You see that bruise?

It's from f***ing acting, bro.

Yeah.

F*** you up.

Wait, I'm f***ing this up. Can

we just do this one more time?

Let it go.

It's 'cause you're holding

your imaginary dick the whole time.

That might be it.

Can I just whip it out?

Mike, we all know you're a two-hander.

So just, you know...

Oh, sh*t. He knows me.

That's not a nipple. That's not my...

That's a fake.

That's a sticker. I don't

have nipples like that.

So maybe I'm the best ever

receiving blowj*b... Ever.

At receiving.

F***ing mother sucker.

So maybe I'm the best ever

at receiving blow...

There are no

"evers" in the whole thing.

What?

Can we just write it

on her f***ing head?

Maybe I'm the best ever.

No. No "ever."

Probably gave me

the best blowj*b ever,

in the recorded

history of blowj*bs.

"And she gave me perhaps the

best blowj*b in recorded history."

There's no "ever."

What are you doing?

I ain't doing nothing.

Yes, you are.

I promise. I'm acting

satisfied. Okay? Jeez.

Oh, God.

"Doing the thing"?

Yeah, I miss that.

And I'm not gonna

be able to do that

if I'm with Chelsea.

I'm gonna miss, like,

sharing a mouth with you.

I miss that so much, man.

Oh, there's the paparazzi!

No way!

Oh, my God! They're not

even pointed at Miles!

A**hole!

Nobody cares about me, bro!

Aw!

I might be really f***ed up.

But I think Omar from The

Wire is sitting on our couch.

It's him! It's him!

Yes!

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