That Old Feeling Page #7

I need to lose a couple of pounds.

- What?

- I do. Keith says I do.

- He's crazy.

- No, no. He's right.

No, he's wrong. You're perfect.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah. Sure.

Don't you feel guilty... I mean, when

you take those pictures of people...

Don't you feel like you're

stealing someone's private moment?

Nah. I love what I do.

My dad and my brothers,

they pack meat for a living.

Nobody ever thought I was gonna

make it in show business, you know?

They all think I'm nuts.

But, uh, I'm gonna open up

my own studio.

I don't know when, but, uh...

I'm gonna do celebrity

portraits, you know?

Not like now.

I mean, they're gonna let me.

Hmm.

I hope it happens for you.

Yeah, me too.

Well, good night, Joey.

Yeah, good night.

Oh, God.

What are you doing here?

Don't tell me you don't remember.

Oh.

I certainly wish I didn't.

You got what you wanted.

How dare you.

You're the one who lunged.

You started it. You smoldered.

That was the last enthusiasm you

showed for anything, I might add.

I was hardly inspired.

I told you. I have to be on the bottom.

I have a bad back.

Among other things.

All right, just stop this.

Stop this right now. Look.

I don't care what you think

or what I think.

This didn't happen!

I am a newlywed.

She's certainly in for a treat.

Housekeeping.

Uh, yeah.

Come in! Come in!

Good morning!

Good mornin'.

Well, I see nobody got lucky.

All right, honey. What we did

wasn't very nice. I admit it.

But there was a reason.

Your father and I just wanted

one more night. That's all.

Just one more night without

people bursting in on us...

and screaming and yelling

and threatening suicide.

It made us so happy.

It was the happiest I've been

since it was okay to take drugs.

If you print that,

I'll kill ya.

Anyway, you'll be thrilled

to know that...

I'm ready to go home.

Really.

Can I have the phone, please?

You gonna forgive me?

Never, as long as I live.

Well, at least you're honest.

She gets that from me, you know.

I know.

Where have you been all night?

Walking. Then why

aren't you wet?

It's been raining all night,

and you're dry.

What are you, my wife?

Hello?

Keith, it's Molly.

Well, finally! Oh, thank God!

It's Mommy!

One would have thought you might have had

the courtesy to locate and pick up a phone.

Well, it wasn't

really my fault.

Hello, Keith? It's my fault.

I imprisoned her

in a room overnight.

Tell her...

I don't believe that.

He doesn't believe me.

It's fine.

Keith, it's a really long story.

Tell Alan I'm bringing Mom home now.

This is an incredibly

unacceptable beginning.

When you come, I believe I'm entitled

to a very detailed explanation.

He was so cold.

I've never heard him like that.

If that's how he is on day

two, you might want to bail.

Mom, I don't want

to hear about it.

Let's just go, all right?

I'm... I'm ready.

Oh, honey, you don't have

to take your mother's advice,

but I wouldn't go back to my angry

husband looking like that.

Mom had better

lend you a dress.

Let's see. What do we have

in our magic box today?

No, that's for me.

I feel completely ridiculous.

Who wears this color?

I wear that color. It's

too sexual for midday.

Come on, honey. You look great.

Yeah, you look, uh, nice.

Mother, don't.

I just have to say good-bye.

Mother!

Well... This was...

Oh, it was.

I'm glad we... Oh, me too.

I think it definitely

served its purpose.

No. No, no... Oh! Oh!

Okay!

Oh, Lilly. I can't go back.

I can't either.

I mean ever.

I never meant to leave you.

I still love you, Lilly. I never

loved anybody else in my whole life.

Come here, baby.

God.

Ah, ya chump.

Baila conmigo

Baila conmigo

Baila al son

de mis cimbales

Baila al son de la conga

Look at them.

Just crashing

those people's wedding.

They don't seem to mind.

You know, it kind of

reminds me of your weddin'.

Baila conmigo

Baila conmigo

Givin' up, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm givin' up.

So, uh, you want me to

give you a ride somewhere?

No. Thanks.

I'm just not ready.

Keith?

I can't face him. I...

He's already furious at me,

and now he'll be more furious.

I failed.

I won't bring him back,

and he won't get elected,

and it'll be my fault.

Uh, miss? Yeah.

Uh, we need a drink here.

Miss?

What's her problem?

That happens to me a lot.

It does, huh?

Yeah. Where is that...

Stand up. Why?

Take that off. Come on.

Come on. Just take it off. Put my dad's on.

How ya doin'?

Okay.

I look like an idiot.

Do you mind if I say something?

Yeah. A lot.

I think a little change in your appearance

might help your problem with women.

What problem with women?

Shut up. Okay.

Just wait. Come on.

Aw, for cryin' out loud.

Just... wait. Just wait.

It's not bad.

Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Okay.

Here she comes.

- Try it again.

- Just smile. Don't leer.

Miss?

Yes, sir? Uh, vodka

grapefruit for the lady.

Sure. I'm not even gonna

ask how you knew that.

Did you see that?

I bet if I went to a restaurant

right now, they would seat me.

Have you been helped, sir?

Uh, yes, I have. Thank you.

Wow!

I could get used to this. Whew.

Whoo! Ooh!

Oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hup, hup, ooh

There they are. Over there.

Ooh!

Enjoying yourself, Mother?

Ooh, I'm having a ball!

Look at you!

You cleaned up nice.

Come on, paparazzi.

Let's see what you got.

You wanna dance with me?

Sure. Can ya?

Yeah, I can hold my own.

Prove it! Easy on the

jacket, cockroach.

Yes, sir. Okay.

Cantero, canamero

Uh

Molly? Uh

Come on, Dad.

This is so embarrassing.

Bad mood, huh?

I don't want to talk about it.

Okay. Let's dance.

No, Dad, please. I have so

many things on my mind.

Molly, honey, look, I think I've been

pretty good about this whole Keith thing.

I'm not going to lecture you about

love, commitment and marriage,

because I've blown

every one of them.

Don't you want to have some fun?

Did you ever think about that?

Are you gonna have fun on

the campaign trail with him,

smiling at some sewage plant opening

or going to a $1,000-a-plate dinner...

where the wives are wallpaper?

I just want you to have fun for five

minutes before you settle for that.

And I want you to dance

with the old man.

Come on. You know you

can't resist it. Oh.

You know what I'm gonna give ya?

Uh-huh.

I'm gonna give ya...

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta Right.

Make that turn and let's go

I told you, Rowena. They're at the Majestic.

Molly said she's bringing them back.

I don't know when. Imminently.

She is not a lying slut!

And you should talk...

I believe they'll be back

momentarily. Yes, I do.

Yes... I don't need

to listen to this!

There's no talking to her!

What is it with you two?

You're worse than my patients.

They're not coming. All right.

All righty!

We're going. We're all going.

We're gonna round 'em up and lasso 'em

and drag 'em back here like cattle.

Is that what you want? Yeah!

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