The 60 Yard Line Page #8

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here I call Lambrew Field.

Try it.

I'm gonna bottle and distribute

this stuff right here.

You want in early?

You wanna invest?

- I'll think about it.

- Think about it, all right.

Well, think about it.

Not really my, I don't

have any money at all.

[gentle chiming]

Whoa.

What's happening?

Oh, yeah.

[Dusty laughing]

What's going on here?

[Dusty] I double

brewed this batch.

See, the best way to deal with

a loss is to ignore reality.

- Whoa.

- Yeah. I got a question.

Have you seen a cow named Mitch?

I see spider webs,

like, everywhere.

Why is your daughter

staring at me?

[Child] Where are all

your friends, Zagger?

Oh, hm, what?

I don't like this.

Oh, make it stop.

Come on, make this stop.

Hot water'll make it stop.

Make hot water.

Make it stop.

Oh, the noise will make it stop.

Is that mine?

Is that my hand?

The noise will make it stop.

This suit'll make it stop.

- This isn't me, man. This isn't...

- [Dusty] Well, you know what?

Take a couple more

sips and it'll stop.

[Ben] Oh, my stat's

will make it stop.

I was joking.

It's not gonna stop.

It prolongs it.

I'm hungry.

[cow lowing]

You must be Mitch.

Classic cow-man story.

You don't win once in a

while, you win all of the time.

You don't do things

right once in a while,

you do things

right all the time.

Winning is a habit.

Unfortunately, so is losing.

[Child] It's so nice that

daddy finally has a friend

to watch the games with us.

Forever and ever and ever.

[groaning]

Is that gas?

[gas line hissing]

Gas!

That's gas! Everybody out!

[dramatic music]

[cow lowing]

Mitch?

Mitch, run!

It's gonna blow up!

Run! Run! Go!

Go! Yes, good.

Faster!

[gas exploding]

[cow lowing]

Oh!

Trapper!

[dramatic music]

[downbeat music]

[Narrator] Left alone

with the charred stench

of reckless decisions,

Zagger couldn't help

but long for Verbena Lemongrass.

Upon evaluating

his own situation,

Zagger realized he was in

need of essential changes

to ensure success

for the future.

Amy, too, decided it was time

for a change with a new city,

a new stadium, and good scuba.

All the nights

start folding over

Soon you'll come back to me

Wear my embrace

over your shoulder

Soon you'll come back to me

Count the days left

without the other

Soon you'll come back to me

In this glimmer

of stars and glitter

Soon you'll come back to me

I carry your heart

Carry your heart

Carry your heart in me

I carry your heart

Carry your heart

Carry your heart in me

Come back

Come back

Come back to me

Come back

Come back

Come back to me

I am never truly without you

Wherever we are, we meet

[Narrator] As the

old proverb goes,

blood is thicker than

water, meaning relationships

and loyalties within a

family are the strongest.

I grew up back east, but

my father and my grandfather

grew up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,

so before I could walk,

I was in green and gold.

I would listen to the games

with my dad on the radio,

so I'm a die-hard Packer

fan no matter what.

[Narrator] When

you're knocked down,

you can always count on

family to pick you up.

You know, for The

Packers, for me,

it reminds me a lot of what

I had with my dad and grandpa

before they passed away.

We always got to watch

games at my grandpa's house.

My dad and I would

drive down there.

It was truthfully like,

the best part for me

and why I like The

Packers so much.

[Narrator] And that is exactly

what John and Linda

Zagowski did for their son.

Ben, I need you to

get me that estimate

on the boom lift for

SPS Roofing in Appleton.

Already done.

And also, I took a look at

thermite welds versus apparatus.

We might be able to save a

little by switching over.

And also, I think a lot

of jobs might benefit

from flux core versus MIG.

I think we're looking

at about 2% savings

with about 9/10

relief on labor costs.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Okay, well, uh, we'll,

we'll look into it.

Oh, uh, honey, there's

some cheese curds

in the refrigerator for ya.

I'll grab 'em later, Ma.

Zagowski's Welding.

[doorbell ringing]

Hey, bro.

Mind if I come in?

Mind if you take

off your shoes?

You look good.

Did you get a haircut?

No. I washed it.

Oh.

I've missed you.

- Polano's missed you.

- Yeah.

You two, you're still dating?

We're engaged.

Hey, congrats.

That's awesome.

He better shape up

and treat you right

or I will take a wedge of Gouda

and hit him right in the junk.

No. We want kids.

Oh, you should come to

his show this weekend.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe, maybe, maybe.

I don't know, I got work.

How is it working

for the folks?

You know, I don't know.

Weird.

You know, kinda like I'm

still in high school,

except minus all the acne.

[Debbie] Oh wait,

you still got acne.

[Ben] Yeah, I know. Whatever.

Well, it looks like you

have everything under control.

Yep.

[Debbie] Don't be a stranger.

I'm really happy

for you, little sis.

I'm happy for you both.

Thank you.

You should call her.

What's the point?

She's in San Fran.

It's gone, she's gone.

I mean, it wouldn't be

so bad routing for the 49s,

now would it?

- I heard it.

- Did you?

I threw up a little bit.

Yeah, I'm holding mine down.

Don't tell anyone I said that.

[Ben] I won't.

[Debbie] Bye.

So I wish I was

a student in 1776.

You know, your

father will let you

take the new horse to school.

You're in your log cabin school

and you're sitting down

for the big final exam.

First question, what

major American event

happened this past summer?

[laughing]

End of test. That's it.

That's the test.

On to farming class, kids.

All right, that's my time.

I'm Polano.

[cheering and applauding]

[upbeat music]

- Dude, hey!

- That was hilarious!

Dude, thanks for

coming out, man.

Man, you're good!

I'm getting better, you know,

I'm just doin' what I love.

Awesome, man!

Yeah, congrats!

- Good for you!

- Thanks, thank you.

- So...

- Yeah.

Uh...

- Dude, I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Let me do the feelings stuff.

You were there for me at

the house all the time.

You were on my side and

I was like [mumbling]

and I got selfish.

- I'm sorry.

- It's cool.

How's it going, guys?

Whoop, hey, look at that.

Gay marriage just got legalized

in Wisconsin over here.

If anyone wants, they're

registered over at,

uh, Bed, Bath and Beyonce.

[laughing]

[Both] He's good.

It's good to be here.

Creepy.

What are you doing?

Ben, you're fired.

Is this because of the

incident in the bathroom?

Because if you don't

want that to happen,

then don't put those

magazines in there.

I clicked on some

stuff on that internet,

and there is a shipment

manager position

at The Packers'

office available,

and you have an

interview in 20 minutes.

No, Ma. Not another stupid

shipping position.

- I called an audible.

- We love you, Benny.

Go get 'em.

- I'll see what happens.

- [Linda] You'll be fine.

Smile.

What magazines?

[Narrator] With every

ounce of his being,

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