The 7th Dwarf Page #3

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Ah!

Oh, oh.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Confound it.

I must save the scallion

from Dellamorta's clutches.

Don't worry.

We'll take care of that.

You?

You have no chance.

Why not?

Dellamorta is powerful!

And we are the seven dwarfs!

My point exactly.

Huh?

You'll have to go across

deep canyons,

dry deserts,

raging waters,

over icy mountain ridges,

to a place where no dwarf

has gone before.

- No! Don't fall asleep.

- Stay awake!

Please. You have to help us.

If we can be helped.

I feel I won't make it.

Give me my bag.

Here.

I have three potions.

This... this one here,

will make you undefeatable.

And this one will

make you invisible.

Huh?

And this... what is this again?

Huh? Oh, right.

That's just floor polish.

Dwarf huddle!

We'll take the floor polish.

- Is it lemon?

- What? Oh, for heaven sakes.

Think again. Remember, this will

make you undefeatable.

Aah!

Now we understand, so

we choose the floor polish.

Hmm?

Good luck with all that.

Rose's fate is now

in your hands.

Haha!

- Wait, wait.

- Huh?

What now, Bobo?

Does anyone know the way

to Dellamorta's hidden castle?

Hello!

Yes?

Did anyone understand that?

No!

You?

- He said...

- Yes?

Aah!

Huh?

- Follow...

- Yes. What?

Follow... sign post.. Ugh!

Now, good luck.

Sssh!

- Snacks.

- Lookin' good.

Yeah!

- Hey, look.

- Hmm?

The little signpost!

That way, really?

Hmm?

Like the old man said,

let's follow it!

Yeah!

Should I leave it open

for when we come back?

Coming back is not really

the problem at this juncture.

There's only one thing

to be done.

Blindly onward!

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs.

Huh?

Oh!

Haha! We made it.

Oh! Is that...?

Dellamorta's island.

All we need now is a boat!

There must be some around

here somewhere.

Does anyone have sunscreen?

Get a grip, Sunny.

Do you want me to get sunburned?

If need be, yes.

Don't argue guys. We're

this close to getting there.

Sunny, stop whining.

I'm not whining.

Oh, that's not whining?

Those are sirens.

What? Where? Fire?

Is there a fire?

Actually it sounds

like mermaids.

Unusual for this time of year.

Mermaids!

Man, jellyfish, I thought you

brought this to Orca to get fixed.

Yellow salmon swim upstream,

you know?

He caught himself a new one.

Pretty fishy, man.

Not a carp, dude.

She's a carp all right,

jellyfish.

Did you check her scales?

Forget it.

Might as well go for the halibut

you know what I mean?

Give me some fin, man.

Excuse us, might you possibly

be able to

assist us in some small way?

Hey, what kind of lobster

is this dude?

Don't bother the lobster, dude.

You know what I mean?

Maybe Orca sent this guy.

- Hey yo, you here for the Tang?

- Enough with the sweet water.

I said we don't have the dough.

Are you mermaids?

Jellyfish, man, what's up

with that cod?

What's all this fuss, Gus?

Do we look like girls?

We're Sherman and Herman.

The Mermen!

Haven't you heard

of our new single?

Seaweed Clan, A.K.A.

Return of the Fishy Smalls.

A.K.A. Merman's Paradise.

- Hmm?

- Hmm.

Mmhmm.

Seriously?

Well, it'll be busting up

the charts soon enough, okay?

So, what you crawfish need?

We have to get to that island.

Huh?

Oooh!

Bad waters. Wouldn't touch it

with my tail fin.

Death lurks in every corner.

It's dark, cold and scary.

Don't forget the dragon.

Man, he'll barbeque you.

You crawfish really

want to go there?

We have to save somebody

that needs our help. Jack.

You little shrimps?

Fat chance, dude.

Hey, don't go all emo on them,

man. Like your mama said.

You only got no chance if you

don't give yourself none.

Okay, maybe we don't have

a chance.

But we're going to use it.

- Come on, men!

- Hey, hey, dwarf shrimps.

Hang on a second.

Huh?

Hey, shrimps. You want

to go for a joy ride?

You have a boat?

Yeah, we used it for our video.

Everybody in the ocean

Get your fins up.

Get your fins up

Get your fins up.

Here comes the flapper, rapper

Call me big snapper.

Listen to the boys, yeah

Every little oyster.

Every little squid

Make some noise, yeah.

You go crazy

Like the lobster in the pan.

Get your fins up

For the Seaweed Clan

Ugh, how boring!

Boring, fatso house cats.

Outdated boots.

Totally boring slime balls.

Amphibians.

Deadly boring princes

and princesses.

Even boring dwarfs.

Boring old...

I don't smell any dwarfs.

They are gone.

I hate dwarfs. Ugh.

Ugh.

What are they planning

those tiny little creatures?

Burner!

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go.

Huh, what's this hole for?

How else is the water

supposed to get in?

- Is that a good thing?

- As good as a tsunami.

Ralphie quick!

Make another hole.

- So the water can get out again.

- No problem.

What's so funny now?

It tickles!

Check.

Gotcha.

Oh, no!

Huh?

It's alive!

Sure.

See ya. ALL:
Goodbye!

One eighty two, 83, 84, 85

eighty six, 87, 88...

Eighty nine, 90, 91, 92, 93...

Seven hundred and twelve, 713,

Seven hundred and fourteen...

715, 716...

One thousand two hundred

and four...

28,206...

Oh, my.

Shoot, I lost track.

- Now I have to start again!

- No!

That's pretty steep.

How are we going to

get down there?

Dwarf sleigh!

Ugh, ready?

Set.

Ha ha. Go!

Yahoo!

Huh.

Whoa.

No, we're not doing that again.

Guys, follow me!

A dragon!

Hmm. Keep cool.

This dragon doesn't bite.

Phew!

Wow!

Huh?

Oh!

Huh?

Hello?

Guys?

Hmm.

Hello?

Are you there?

Yeah.

Hmm?

Help me!

Huh?

Help!

The dwarfs have escaped.

Gone! Run away.

I have no idea where those

little pointy heads could be.

But I won't take any risks.

I can not allow them

to free that kitchen boy.

So, finish him.

I want you to flamb him.

Fully charred.

Grill him!

Barbecue him!

And hurry up.

Oh, we're too late.

What did she do with Jack?

Sorry.

Let's ask him.

You have any idea

what happened to Jack?

I'm Jack.

Uh-uh. Says who?

Can you prove it?

Well, I'm the only one here.

I think he kinda looks

like a Jack, if you ask me.

No one is asking you.

I knew a Jack once.

But he didn't look

anything like him.

Enough of this nonsense.

We are on a mission.

If you are really Jack,

you should be able to answer

one simple question.

Two dragons are flying

at the exact same velocity

as two Canadian Barn owls

at a combined weight

of 3.2 pounds before the molt.

After 21 minutes and 33 seconds,

the first dragon

meets up with the first owl.

Forty-five seconds later,

the second owl

has lost three feathers.

What time is it in Tijuana?

6:
37 am.

Absolutely right. Jackpot.

Now that that's settled,

could you unchain me?

I really have to get back

to save Princess Rose.

But, of course,

time is of the essence,

gentlemen,

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