The ABCs of Death 2 Page #2

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If that's how you

jump off an airplane

perhaps you should stay

in the kitchen.

Look at her,

I'll show her who's afraid...

I don't get why you are so happy.

It's not like you're getting free.

I just really need to pee.

Women, -

you never know how to hold it in.

Don't pee in your pants...

Are you sure this is Cognac?

Tastes more like supermarket

cooking brandy.

Trust me, it's the good stuff.

Yeah, I don't know, Granddad.

I've done wee-wees

tastier than this.

It's... the... good... stuff.

Yuck!

You could've got a TV in here.

I've told you, I don't like telly.

Well, just get a small one then.

It's like being in the

1950s in here.

Oh, have you heard something rotten

about the 1950s?

Look at you,

my lovely little grandson.

Not so little these days.

Hello, this is embarrassing.

Right...

I'm f***ing off to bed.

Oh? This necklace?

Yeah, it is real gold.

Would look even better

hanging off your tit, love.

And I am absolutely loving it.

"My lovely little grandson".

What a twat!

You're the twat, mate.

Who called me a twat?

Ahh, twat.

Ahh, sh*t!

Ahh, sh*t, twat.

What are you doing in there?

Oh, I'm here every night -

and you keep me awake all night.

With your wanking and your farting.

Twat!

Are you trying to look like me?

Yes, is that alright?

- What have you got on your finger?

- I got this in Chad.

It's for opening mollusks -

and I'm absolutely loving it.

Hey, that's my catch phrase.

What is your f***ing problem,

Granddad?

You are my f***ing problem.

You've been staying with me

for a whole year now -

and you're cramping my style.

I heard you, on the phone

calling me a wanker.

Me, a wanker.

You don't know how that hurts.

Look, can you see anything

that I could wank with?

Can you? Can you? Can you?

Can you?

Ma! Die!

We're f***ing old!

Give us our money!

Die, b*tch!

Aw, f***!

You want your inheritance?

Eat this!

Go on! Take it!

Let's end this goddamn thing!

- Why me? She should take it!

- No way!

The eldest should take it!

Motherfuckers!

Want me to get as

old as that wrinkly b*tch?

Let me rest now.

I'm one hundred and

twenty years old.

Take it, please!

F***ing old c*nt!

We don't want your stone!

Take it with you to hell!

I should get this house.

Chita, you get the beach house.

Brother, I also want

the beach house.

Get cash instead.

My share should be in cash.

Who wants my stamp collection?

Inheritance my ass!

Die already! Please!

I'll pick the casket.

Somebody call the lawyer.

You can have the beach house.

Chita, you're getting cash instead.

Dad!

Dad!

You deceitful demon!

Come forth, deceitful demon!

Manifest yourself!

Come out!

In the name of Jesus!

Be gone, demon!

Be gone!

Be gone, Satan!

In the name of Jesus!

Be gone, demon!

Out you come, fiend!

God!

Out Seven Darknesses!

Out Tranca Rua!

Out Ze Pilintra!

Transform, Lord,

this Sodom into a New Jerusalem!

There's disease inside of you.

And we brought you here to cure it.

Do not resist the love of God, boy!

The Evil One set down

a dwelling in you.

But we cast out

his spirit of depravity!

Accept this! Accept this!

Don't turn your face to Jesus!

He sees all your filth!

Yours and that other f*ggot's.

Only that one's already gone down.

He's burning in hell now.

This is Satan mocking us!

That's a trick, Reverend.

This here is war, Reverend!

No! No! No! N...

LOVE IS THE LAW:

I'd be scared to get one of those.

Hurts too much.

F*** the pain!

God of Mercy...

I brand this lamb...

with your holy cross -

so that he remembers your love...

But also your wrath!

LOVE IS THE LAW:

You are not to tell the King

what the Diviner has said.

I, Esagho, will tell him that his

son has to be sacrificed.

For the women in this harem

to have more male children.

My Queen!

Untie him.

Odionmwan, are you no longer

going to carry out the king's order?

Now do it.

Do it as he bade you do.

This lot is hers, my lord.

She schemes to be the mother -

of the next king of Ubiniland.

Release him.

Ubini.

Ubini.

As this beast gnashes in pain, -

so shall it be for Ubini.

What is this that is happening?

My brother, I do not know.

We have never seen anything

like this before.

A great wrong has been committed -

against an innocent priest.

Here we are, -

consumed by his venom.

Ogiso Owodo.

It is a Prince Venom.

F*** yeah, I'll do some bath salts.

Hey, I liked your movie.

Did you like mine?

Oh, I liked yours.

Huh? Oh, I was taking a nap.

I am ready.

Yeah, I am dressed.

I'm not going to be late,

alright?

Oh, my God...

Excuse me, is this

the fastest route?

It's a busy night, lady.

George is there, so yeah,

I know, -

they haven't seen each other

since the divorce.

Right? Ah, man I want

to be there for that.

I'd like to get there in

one piece, if you don't mind.

Yeah, okay, I should

be there in ten minutes.

Hey, shouldn't we be avoiding

downtown with the parade and all?

I'll be honest. It would be better

if you took a walk.

Hey, I can't hear you.

I'm on the bike.

I'll be there any second.

One, two, three, four, five.

- Frankie!

- Hey, what's up guys?

- Yo Frankie, you're famous!

- Thank you, thank you.

It's impossible to get across town.

I don't think my cab driver

knows what he's doing.

Hey there, -

can I take a picture of you,

scary guy?

You can take mine.

I like your costume.

Okay.

We have to go meet your mom.

Oh, wait, wait.

Thank you.

Just get us through the light,

and pull over.

Whatever you want, lady.

Death!

Forgive me! Stop! Wait a minute!

I'm a human being!

You're all zombies!

Let me go! I didn't have a choice!

Forgive me!

Next case!

Defendant, Kana Miyazaki, -

during the recent outbreak of

the "Apparent Death Syndrome" -

is accused of multiple acts of

aggravated homicide...

Homicide?

Wait... Wait a minute...

...and in 2018,

while she was affected -

by "Apparent Death Syndrome".

You did shoot to death your

daughter Mai.

And that these murders

were committed -

despite the new

wonder drug "Z-cu", -

which restored life

to those affected.

But that drug hadn't been

developed yet.

Prosecution requests the

death penalty.

But they were trying to kill me.

It was self-defense!

So you are registering a

guilty plea?

No... I'm not.

I'm your court-appointed

attorney.

From this point on,

it's best to keep quiet...

The "Z-cu" vaccine.

Mr. Tanaka,

who is it that killed you?

Wha... What happened...?

As your honors can plainly see, -

beyond a reasonable doubt...

the accused is guilty of murder.

But I've never seen

that head before!

Oh, no...

The murders you people

committed...

The same thing happened

to all of us here.

But I didn't kill any of you!

Do you think that makes

any difference?

We remember everything

you people did to us!

Stop!

Let me go...

Mai...

You're alive?

Oh, thank God, thank God.

Mai...?

Your honor, I would like to call

the second witness.

Do you support

the accused's claim -

that the murders she committed

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