The ABCs of Death 2 Page #4

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is this gonna happen before -

somebody starts f***ing

screening the girls?!

Not a dick.

I like d*cks.

What the f*** was that?

Holy sh*t!

Ooooh, yes...! Yes!

Hi, honey!

Hey, sweetie!

Hi!

Is this... is this working?

Yeah, I can't believe

your phone works there!

Hold on, hold on,

look at this, look at this.

Are you seeing that?

Oh wow, that is so beautiful.

Tell me that's

not gorgeous, right?

Yeah!

It is so good to see your face.

I miss you!

I miss you more.

Where's Dylan?

I think he's still sleeping.

Yeah? Is he glad

I'm not there?

I bet he's been talking sh*t

about me.

What? No! No, not at all...

Come on...

Dylan loves you, okay?

What'd you guys do last night?

We literally took a walk...

...uh, in the sand,

and we just had a couple beers.

Uh-huh, on your boys' trip?

It's okay, you can tell me...

Okay! Three beers.

But really, that was it.

Um, honestly, you know, -

it's just... We're just keeping

it super low-key.

Right.

Oh, is that Dylan?

Look, he's right there.

Yeah, he's here.

Hold on, dude, I'm on the phone.

Give me one second, okay?

I'm sorry...

Hi, Dylan...

Hi, Amber!

Dude, I told you I'm on the phone,

man... One second, one second...

Okay...

Where are you guys staying?

Show me your room!

Ah, honestly, it's a mess right now,

you wouldn't... want to see it...

You want to see our room?

Yeah, give me the tour!

What are you...

what are you doing?

Baby, I'm going to call you back...

Let's give her a tour, man!

Yo, what the f***!

Give me the phone! Dude!

Give me my phone, give...

give me... f***!

- Baby, hang up...

- Hey baby, how you doin'?

Dylan, what are you doing?

- Baby!

- Hey, shhh, don't worry!

Hang up!

Just want to show you our place...

Baby, hang up!

Ohhh, look at that, what's that?

- What is that?

- What's that?

Are those hard drugs?

Yeaaaah... Introduce you

to some of our new friends...

...like this sweet little peach.

- Who is she?

- Take a look at that...

- Yeah, you like that?

- Who is she?

Oooo!

Look at those itty-bitty titties!

Remember when your titties

used to look like that? I do!

F*** you, Dylan.

Let me show you what Curt got.

No, no!

Look away! Look away!

Did you know your boyfriend

likes smelly old p*ssy?

Did you know that?

Wow! That's strong!

But, funny story...

...you know you get

a discount here -

if you do both mother

and daughter?

Uggggh!

Yeah, it's sick!

Hold on...

Put Curt back on the phone!

You're disgusting!

Wait, is that a screwdriver?

Smelly mommy did a smelly trick

with this last night...

- Ugh!

- Let me show ya.

Don't listen to him!

Baby, don't listen to him!

Hang up the phone right now!

- No, man, come on!

- Give me the phone!

Hang out with us!

C'mere! Here, here, here.

Do a show for Amber, okay?

- Yeah!

- Amber!

- Suck him off.

- F*** again is extra...

- No problem...

- Stop it! Amber!

- Yeah, I got you! - This is

not me, and you know that, ok?

- Seriously, stop it.

- I don't know anything right now!

- I have no idea who you are!

- It's all Dylan, I swear, alright?

I said stop it, you f***ing whore!

Amber? Baby?

- Damn, dude!

- Honey?

Are you still there? Amber!

You have lost it!

- No no no, wait, just listen to me!

- You are f***ing psycho right now!

Just stop! Just listen to me!

No, I'm hanging up! I'm done!

I am hanging up right now!

No no no, look,

I should have told you!

It was Dylan, alright?

I should have told you, okay?

- But it was all Dylan, alright!

- You are so full of sh*t.

Tell her it was all you!

F***ing tell her!

Dude, tell her you f***ing brought the

girls back! I didn't do anything!

Stop f***ing around, man,

this is serious sh*t!

Wait a second...

Bro, turn around! Dude! F***!

Screwdriver, dude!

Turn around! Dude! Dude!

Oh, f***!

Oh! Oh my... f***!

This f***ing door won't open!

Stop! Stop!

No! F***!

F***ing door won't open!

Dylan!

Oh, I'm going to f*** you up,

b*tch!

I'm gonna f***in' stab

that screwdriver -

right in your f***ing c*nt,

you f***ing...

Tell me he's okay...

Do you speak English?

Noooooo!

Champions of Zorb.

Harmonia is under attack.

Has the heroic Prince Casio

finally met his match?

Oh no!

Who dares challenge

the evil Mindlord Zorb?

Don't worry,

Fantasy Man will save you.

Terrify your opponents

with the mighty Fantasy Man.

- I wish we could help Prince Casio.

- Yeah!

Now you can explore

the world of Zorb.

Where are we?

Prince Casio!

We're dead! We're all f***ing dead!

Help me!

No! No!

No. No!

What?

Don't be scared, Princess.

It's me...

...Fantasy Man.

Sleep, Fungor.

My old friend.

Quickly, Princess, into the sack.

There's no time!

Quickly, into the sack!

Where are we going?

Almost there, Princess...

We're almost there.

No, no, no!

Dad.

I mean Mr. Takeda.

Remember my Taro?

The dog I loved so much?

Had you looked after him better, -

he would have been fine now.

Just one week of responsibility.

How come you couldn't

take care of him?

Taro was our family

even before you came along.

You said you were too busy for it -

but for God's sake,

you work at home!

By the time we came home, -

Tara's leg was covered by worms.

All my flowers were dead too.

Since then I couldn't count

on you at all, -

and hated everything about you.

Your smell...

and everything.

So gross, -

don't even brush your teeth.

Better lose them all then.

Not good at playing at all...

so you became a teacher

instead of a guitarist... Pathetic!

Didn't you say you were

going somewhere?

Go get my make-up remover

on the way.

Mom?

Remember the school's

concerned about -

our meals at home?

No veggies because

you don't like them.

You don't cook so all the

groceries you buy -

end up going bad.

My lunch was always

full of junk food.

Ow!

So clumsy.

The house is never clean and tidy.

Ow!

Always horny.

Mr. Takeda's lack of interest in

sex has made you so horny.

Knock it off!

Taking out your

horny frustration on me, -

you knock it off!

The thing I still resent

the most is when...

You didn't care about my rash.

I scratched it so hard, -

and now I have this scar.

You couldn't even remember

I was allergic to eggs.

Don't have a kid -

you couldn't raise!

I bet you have no

idea how I've felt, -

being caught in the middle.

Miyuki,

would you get me cigarettes?

Are you going?

Or what?

Be nice.

You want your stuff, right?

Then you could get it for me, -

but too busy with your guitar,

aren't you?

No.

I'm not going.

Don't leave me...

Don't leave me, Ti, please.

The midwife said

chewing on Portlock root -

will slow down the baby

until I can get her from town.

Just take small bites.

Oh Ti, please don't leave.

I don't want to be alone, please.

You'll be fine, -

there's years enough root

in that jar, -

and she's not even half a day out.

Come back Ti, I don't wanna

be alone again. Please, Ti!

Ti!

Ti!

Ti!

Ti!

Ti?

Is it him, Mama?

No, it's not sweetie.

What did we catch, Mama?

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