The Accidental Tourist Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 121 min
- 732 Views
afraid of heights...
...and even for them, if they will avoid
the following stations.
It's mystifying why all hotels
throughout the world choose only...
...the most abrasive fabrics
for their bedspreads.
London is among
the better foreign destinations...
...in the important category
of hotel plumbing.
The British have only mixed success
with American cuisine...
...but the traveller with persistence
can find a meal in London...
...not much different from a meal
in Cleveland.
Here you are, guvnor.
Just as sold at the Yankee Stadium.
Have a nice day.
- Can I help you?
- I'm here for my dog.
- Your last name?
- Leary.
Oh, just a minute.
Hi there. How was your trip?
Oh, it was...
Where's Edward? Is he all right?
Sure, he's all right.
We got on like a house afire.
Seems he took a shine to me.
I couldn't say why.
That's wonderfuI. So...
- ...could I have him back, please?
- Yes.
That will be $42.
Thank you.
Signature and phone.
I don't know if I mentioned before
that it so happens I train dogs.
Is that right?
- That home phone or your business?
- Both.
Why? What difference does it make?
I was just wondering.
My speciality is dogs that bite.
Specialty. Webster prefers specialty.
- That must be dangerous.
- Not for me. I can handle anything...
...dogs that haven't been treated right,
even split personality.
- Split personality?
- Your dog is nice to you but kills others.
- Come on.
- Not that he would bite me.
- He just fell in love with me.
- I'm glad to hear it.
not to bite other people.
Think about it and give me a call.
MurieI, remember?
MurieI Pritchett.
Let me give you my card.
Oh, well, I'll bear that in mind.
Thank you very much.
Or just call for no reason. Call and talk.
- Talk?
- Sure.
Talk about Edward, his problems.
Talk about anything.
- Don't you ever get the urge to do that?
- Not really.
- Yeah?
- Dad?
Dad?
Ethan?
Where are you?
I'm at camp, Dad.
You never came to get me.
But we thought you were dead.
We have, coming up,
brand-new pieces of gold...
...brand-new Capodimonte
and two gorgeous rings.
Bob, guess what ring I have.
My mom's and my favourite...
...this is the beautiful
one-carat diamond swirl cluster ring.
Take a look at this ring.
It is gorgeous. I have the-
- Leary.
- Macon, it's Muriel.
- MurieI?
- Muriel Pritchett.
Oh, yes.
From the vet's, who got on so good
with your dog.
- Oh, right.
- I was just wondering how Edward was.
- No problems?
Well, he's developed this new symptom.
He gets angry when I leave the house.
He starts barking and showing his teeth.
He ought to be trained.
Tell you what, maybe I could just
- I don't think-
- Or you could come to my place.
I'd fix you supper.
Macon, what do you say?
I think for now I'll just try
to manage on my own.
Well, I can understand that.
Believe me, I've been through that stage.
So, what I'll do is, I'll wait for you
to get in touch.
Yes, that would be good.
- Goodbye.
- I don't wanna be pushy-
This is a porcelain rocking horse
and a music box.
This is handcrafted porcelain.
Hand-painted and gorgeous.
Nine inches high. $59, a very low-
If you wanna come down, come.
Otherwise, go away...
...but stop that pitifuI whimpering.
This basement is not haunted.
That ought to do nicely.
Buck up.
That's the stuff, Edward.
Don't give up, Edward. We can make it.
Come on.
There is something elementally
comforting to the business traveller...
...about that moment when his flight
touches down once again...
...at his own airport.
After a demanding journey,
even the most impersonal terminal...
...can seem as welcoming
as an ancestral home.
has any idea where I am.
- What do you mean?
- I've come over here to stay for a while.
- Does it matter?
- Should you tell Sarah?
It's nice to be so...
...unconnected.
I wish things could stay that way.
Why can't they?
Well, you know, someone will call here,
Sarah or someone.
- We could just not answer the phone.
- What? Let it ring?
Why not?
Not answer it ever?
Most who call me are neighbours.
They'll pop over if no one answers.
I won't miss it.
Let it ring.
You stinker!
Hypodermic.
You're a reaI stinker, Rose.
Disinfectant.
- You got it.
- I know.
Doctors and nurses.
Nurse.
There you go.
Down! Down, dog!
Macon!
Help!
Call him off, damn it!
Edward!
Call off your dog!
Edward, stop that. Who is that?
This is your employer, Macon.
Julian?
Come here, Edward.
Come on. Come on.
Come here.
Come on. Come on.
I really hate a man
with an obnoxious dog.
I don't hate just the dog,
I hate the owner.
I'm sorry about this. I thought he was
off on a walk with my brother, Porter.
- What happened to your leg?
- I broke it.
I can see that. But how?
Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
How did you find me here?
From the return address
on the chapters you sent me.
Very interesting.
Do you realize how late you're running
with this guidebook?
Edward, cut it out!
This is quite a place.
It was my grandparents' house.
I grew up here.
Where's Sarah?
- Who?
- Your wife, Macon.
Oh, she and I are...
She has this...
...apartment downtown.
You've split?
Yeah.
Jesus, Macon.
- What went wrong?
- Nothing.
It turns out these things can happen
for no particular reason.
Hush, now.
Hello.
Hello.
Julian Hedge, this is my sister, Rose,
and my other brother, Charles.
- How do you do?
- How do you do?
Here, let me help you with that.
- Charles, how do you do?
- Hello.
Macon Leary with a sister
and brothers too.
Who would've guessed?
That Macon Leary had a family...
...just never entered my mind somehow.
I'm right here, Julian.
Yes, I do see a family resemblance.
You're Macon's publisher. I'm the one
who mailed you Macon's chapters.
- Oh, yes.
- I'm supposed to send you some more...
...but first I have to buy 9 by 12
envelopes. All we've got left is 10 by 13.
It's terrible when things
don't fit precisely.
They get all out of alignment.
We wouldn't wanna keep you, Rose.
Oh, no. Here, I'll take that.
The Macon Leary 9 by 12 envelope crisis.
Oh, Julian, drop it.
Sorry.
You know, Macon, if you'd just let me
know what was going on in your life.
I had no idea.
Look, if you want another-
I don't know, another month?
Oh, nonsense.
What's a missing wife or two, right?
Here, let me get what I've typed
and you can check it.
Just what I thought.
You monster, do you know how long
I've been looking for you?
Great.
Call it something catchy.
The Reluctant Tourist.
And you are the fella
to write it.
But I hate to travel.
I thought so.
So do businessmen.
So you will be helping them
to pretend...
...that that's where they are.
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