The Adventures of Lucky Pierre

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Confiscated!

Let me go!

I'll take a picture no matter what!.

My cameras!

Jackie.

They picked up another photographer.

I never get any peace with you, Harry.

I didn't know people were interested in

movie stars anymore?

Oh, they are after the politician

as the matter of fact.

In that case... I'm off!

Oh Harry. Don't be so mean.

When you are coming back?

Tomorrow... or who knows...

...when you are dealing with the Chinese.

When you make the peace quickly

should I come at me.

No sooner said than done.

Harry! Yes, darling.

You forgot your glasses, again!

Go! Go!

Catch him!

Start!

Quick!

Hurry! Start!

bLUCKY PIERRE / b/b

Pierre. Hurry up!

You're going to be late for school!

Coming / i

Do not forget your briefcase.

Are you coming home for

lunch, sir?

- What's for lunch?

- The lady made paella.

I'll eat out!

Pierre! I'm leaving! You will walk.

I'm coming!

Wait for me!

Good morning, Mr. Mayor.

Good morning Madam.

I will be very busy

between the Clinic and the...

...election meeting.

Do me a favor...

Gladly, Papa.

I did not have time to write the speech...

...for this first meeting.

You did very well last time.

You should be more interested in politics.

I am not eternal.

The red folder contains

some basic formulas...

.. Sanitation...

... Fight against eroticism...

...and pornography.

... Citizens in a clean city...

etc. etc. etc...

Use short sentences and shocking words.

It's easy.

I bet you she has no panties.

Yuck!

I will cover it all.

Already have.

Bravo!

It's funny.

I'll pick you up after lunch.

I have the classes?

If you want a good photo

come to the newspaper at 3:00pm.

Here comes the teacher!

Pierre. I lost 15 minutes waiting for you!

I could see that!

Could you write me an article

for this evening.

It's impossible.

You can not do that!

- I can not...

- You always helped me.

At school you were doing my homework...

In the army, you took my guard...

And since I am a journalist...

...you compose my articles.

Do not leave me...

- I have to do other things.

- No, look at this...

I spent the night in the pool

to take these pictures.

Can you imagine the article?

Who cares about a movie star...

Not many, except...

Mr. Durois. The headmaster wants to see.

Yes. I'm coming.

I count on you.

Good day!

Do you live with your parents?

Guess who is it!

- Daniele.

- Won!

What?

In the name of God! Are you crazy?

We're not married!

I'll be in the gym during recess.

Yes

Enter.

Professor...

Runners, Mr. Durois.

Professor Vernier could not

finish correcting this.

I would ask you to do so in his place.

Thank you for your confidence.

Do it seriously.

Your promotion depends on it.

Of course.

Are you in charge of the course...

...Sex Education?

No sir.

So avoid practical work...

...within the establishment.

We are almost engaged...

You were nearly compromised...

...with your wife to be.

Your father would not appreciate it.

It will not happen again.

...And give me back these exercises.

After you have corrected them.

Runners, Mr. Durois.

Good day.

You may be seated.

Let the function F (x)

belonging to R + P (x)...

...The study should be made

between O and 2 Pi...

...Hence the derivative

(UV) = u'v + UV '.

Variations

box is as follows...

(P) = cos2 (E) 2

Everyone understood

Is there a comprehensive

in the interval (ab)?

Of course.

I give you 30 minutes to show me...

...the conversion.

To your places!

Breathing...

Tummy in, shoulders down.

On your toes, well

up... below.

Back up...

below.

On tiptoe, shoulders

down... exhale.

Head up.

May be seated.

Few copies remained on my desk,

here they are.

Be more discreet Mr. Durois.

Much more discreet.

To work!

Go! Quick!

Here are the photos.

Help me.

What are you doing?

You crazy!

Recess is for fun.

But not in the front of my students.

Mr. Durois loses his dignity!

It's very funny!

I can't find funny!

Help me.

- No.

- Just for a movement.

The headmaster asked me to be more discreet.

We're not married!

I do not think we are getting married!

What?

There will be no marriage.

You're not serious!

You are too serious.

Wait for me...

I have to talk to you.

Let's change the folders!

What are you expecting from me?

Free yourself! I want to live...

...with a man who brings me to fantasy!.

I will come to teach in pink tuxedo with

a clown nose and confetti in the pocket!

And I will tell my students that 2 +2

equals 7.

and dance to pop music with the headmaster.

That's not enough.

Is it not enough?

But... Daniele!

I'm not a clown!

Finally, you are funny.

So... you kidding?

If you were less tense,

you would have realized.

Professor, they are watching.

- See you tonight?

- OK

He's coming!

Do you understand?

Establish reverse conversion.

Well... Enough!

Sit down!

Done?

- Oh, yes!

Well, hurry up!

I am expected at the Municipal Theater.

Study without me.

Daniele, lend me your car!

Now?

Yes!

My father went to work

with my copies to correct...

...or maybe Patrick took them instead of

the pictures. I don't know...

They took away your driver license

for 3 months.

I'll be careful.

Please Daniele.

Okay, but be careful.

We are convinced that deposited...

...your confidence...

...in the person of Hubert Durois,

our mayor...

...who works to return to our city...

...a safety and security...

...well in the historical tradition

of our municipality.

Mr. Hubert Durois!

Friends, never insist enough...

...on the importance...

...of morality in public life and family...

...in this world where buttock is king...

...and where even the queen show...

Mr. Patrick Renaudin,

please?

Mr. Patrick Renaudin.

What are they doing here?

What about you?

I am looking for Patrick Renaudin.

- We also.

- He wants us on photo session.

I told the girls he is not here.

He is on the movie set.

Didn't he leave here

orange folder similar to this?

Please!

He didn't come around here.

He phoned.

This is for him.

- Do you have a car?

- Yes. Why?

Take us on the set!

I know where it is.

It is only 5 minutes away.

What. My students?

No way!

I said no!

It's nearly the end of school...

Turn right.

This is the road to college!

Yes, we will go through.

- Is there another way?

- No.

We will see!

I can imagine the face of

headmaster if he would saw us.

With the math teacher!

Yes! He would imagine many things.

What if we the gym teacher...

Enough! Come down!

I have an idea.

Help! Help!

There are two cops in the water.

Look, on this side!

What happened?

They fell when we opened the doors.

Present your documents!

Fast. Into the car.

Fast!

Do not go away!

It's gonna cost you!

Before starting our work,

let me explain a little...

...to our friends journalists and

photographers.

I say right away that this is the plan...

more picturesque...

...the more... extraordinary of my film!

And perhaps the most difficult...

...and the hardest part...

because after I can not do it again.

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