The Adventures of Lucky Pierre Page #2

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The station you see...

It blows up into the air like that...

We have ten cameras.

With zooms to cut or take...

The Indians arrive

around the station... They start...

To turn around to make the jump.

In the station...

...which blows up and nothing is left...

...and over there is our star Jackie...

...who sees the arrival of the Indians and

kills with Manchester about 50 of them...

Until one will get through with an arrow.

Shut up I do not see anything.

Take a right, it's a shortcut.

Is everybody ready?

Darling, are you ready?

Anytime, Claudio.

Is everybody ready?

Then Silence!

Silence.

Engine!

Is the engine on? There is no noise...

It turns?

On?

Ah, yes. I hear it.

Action!

It's wonderful!

What is it?

Good!

Are you sure it's here?

What about that car?

Who is this idiot?

Indians ride only the horses!

Let's go there.

Away!

I'll stop to ask.

Why this idiot entered the movie background?

I am looking for Patrick.

Go away!

He screwed up the scene! Sh*t!

Cretin!

Stop! What are you doing?

I think we should go.

Patrick's car is.

Change the tire,

I'll be back soon.

I don't like him!

Cretin!

Faster!

This is his car!

I'll break his neck!

Do you want to change now?

No, I'll change at home.

Find him immediately!

I would not to be in his place.

If Claudio catches him... Bam! / I

What?

You forgot to empty the bathtub!

We left so quickly...

- Good evening, miss.

- Thank you.

I've been waiting for three hours!

I'm tired!

I'll open your door!

I don't understand.

The door opened well this afternoon.

The lock is busted probably.

It wasn't me.

Have some muscles.

Well, enough.

I still have to do ironing.

It smells like burnt pig, right?

Brochettes are cooking.

Anybody?

Is anybody here?

Cute kitten, go to the doghouse.

To the doghouse, cute kitten.

Come Minou.

Hallo! Hallo, can I speak to

Harry Wessinger, please?

This country is utmost importance.

At the last meeting with

the press it was decided...

Mr. Wessinger, it is for you.

- Ah, the President!

- No, it's Jacky.

Jackie?.

Ah, excuse me, it's Jackie.

Hello Harry. It's Jacky.

I said what's the matter / i

I was just ringing up to say night,

night sugar.

But do you realize it's 8 o'clock

in the morning!

But I've already told you at least hundred

times, darling. I am in different time set.

Never get it in her head.

Hallo. Of course you

disturbing me, darling.

I am in the middle of an

important peace conference

It's alright. I'll get the signature

before the next proposal.

Harry, I'm bored.

I'm bored, Harry!

Eeee

Are you alone? / I

Of course I'm alone.

Who do you think I'd be with?

Another night with sleeping pills.

No, don' take any pills.

Get yourself something to read.

War stories. "War and Peace" for instance.

Harry, I've read that books.

I've read it a thousand times.

Read it again, anyhow / I

...are you still at the conference? / i

Harry, I just gonna

give you a big kiss. / i

I apologize.

Get him, Minou!

It's a thief!

Go Minou!

I say one word and you are a food.

Do not move, I call the Police.

I'm not a thief.

So a journalist?

No, I teach math.

My father is deputy mayor and surgeon.

This is because of Patrick, all that.

He left with copies of my exercises

My father took his copies...

I got left with the speech...

I don't understood anything.

Doesn't matter.

Call the police if you like.

I saw you recently, right?

I drove the yellow car.

That was you?

You are a real danger to the public!

Recently.

Turn off please.

So... You are a math teacher?

A minute!

(A + b) 2 is equal to...

A2 + 2ab + b2

The derivative of f (y) = sin ax + b... Is?

Y = cos (x + b)

I can get?

Agree, go ahead. But remember,

one word and Minou jumps on you!.

What word?

You want me to say?

Just in case, I tell her not to.

This is a Greek name.

The only one I know is...

Niarchos..

This is the other!

Onassis?

Yes...

I'll show my documents.

...You see, Peter Durois.

Durois.

Professor of Mathematics.

You are bleeding!

Come.

On the one hand, a hysterical director

wanted to kill me.

On the other, two cops followed me.

I hid in your trailer...

I wanted to jump and

I woke up in your garage.

I didn't understand anything...

Careful, it'll sting.

Thank you very much madam, but I have to go.

No, bath first!

It's very late.

I go to bad late.

They're waiting for me...

Do you want to talk to Minou?

Maria?

I changed my mind.

Bring me a supper. No, two...

And Bernard's suit with a shirt and tie.

The plaid suit?

Yes, that!

I invite you for the supper.

It's impossible. I...

I want to talk about modern mathematics.

But I can not!

Ok, I'll stay.

First, we wash your hair.

But what happened to your hair?

In your garage...

I dropped something on it.

I almost become a math teacher...

It will never go away, that thing!

I even got the diploma, with honors.

- I didn't have any.

- That's why you cry?.

No. It is the shampoo.

I'll try something else, but you will

have to keep on for half an hour.

I bring the supper.

Enter, Maria!

I'll do it myself?

Do you want me...

No need, you will do it tomorrow.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Do you like it?

I can not wear that.

Supper!

You kidding me...

You can't have fun every night.

It's not what they say...

What says? And who?

Newspapers.

Do you believe in what they say?

Me, not... But it gives me

some general idea.

A general idea with smell of scandal.

Strange, a professor of mathematics...

Buying these newspapers.

My father and my mother read them...

And I only... look a bit.

No, thank you. No alcohol.

Drink!

Or do you want me to call Minou?

Not bad.

Not bad!

Lafitte-Rothschild '53!

Getting back to newspapers...

...everything they say is false.

Did you read anything about my marriage...

And separation from the Greek owner?

I'll tell you what really happened.

Finally, I told you all my life.

Now you understand why I hate journalists.

In the beginning, I answered their questions.

The next day I read something else.

Do you get bored?

All this does not interest you?

Yes, but now I must go.

I was talking for a long time, but tonight

I wanted to talk to someone.

Are you alone a lot?

I love someone.

He is like a draft. It comes and goes.

I never know when he comes back.

And when he's around,

he trembles all the time...

...because of the journalists.

You want a car to drive?

You can not sleep here!

Wake up!

What is it?

Sorry, but there is a man who wants out.

What? / I

Claims to be a teacher of mathematics.

Yes, I remember...

Let him pass, Bernard.

But he wears one of my suits!

I will repay you. / I

Also he has one of your towels.

Take it.

Excuse me, sir, but Mrs.

wishes to keep the towel.

What towel?

The towel on the head.

Excuse me.

Please I'm in a hurry.

Thank you.

Goodbye!

- That one didn't do anything bad.

Nervous?

You seem very concerned?

A little, yes.

Relax.

It is not easy.

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