The Adventures of Lucky Pierre Page #3

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Look, this is my boat.

Yes, it's my boat.

Nice day for a cruise, right?

It relaxes the nerves.

I invite you?

- Yes...

Thank you but I can't, I expect my students.

Your students?

I am a math teacher in college Bernadette.

A boys' school?

No, girls.

Education is becoming more liberal.

The university is emancipated...

I do not know how to thank.

Let me, pick you up one day after school.

This is... That's right, yes.

Well, good.

I asked you to be more imaginative

but this is too much!

You want to get fired?

It is my costume.

What about your head?

I couldn't shave.

Your hair is pink!

Pink!

Yes, pink!

My only criticism is

the dress of your students.

Teachers should lead by example.

Do not worry about it.

It's pink!

You have to change it immediately!

The inspector is here.

I'll introduce you to Miss Landesque...

I think she's here.

She's not here, Mr. Inspector!

I have to tell you incredible story.

Did you spend the night with a movie star?

Who told you?

Her lover. I had dinner with him.

No, but listen, it's true!

She washed my head.

Funny, you begin to know how to lie!

Where were we?

Is this a new method?

- Yeah.. seems efficient.

Pierre Durois is very talented.

Excuse me, I have to talk to him.

Mr. Durois.

Yes, Mr. Director?

What about exercises?

What?

The ones I gave you to correct.

I forgot them at home.

Go during the recess to bring them.

It's urgent.

Bye.

I leave you for a few minutes,

do review!

Do not go!

Do not go! / I

I have to see Patrick.

It is very important!

You are Pierre Durois?

Yes, yes.

Mr. Pierre Durois is here.

Right.

Next office after that.

Come in Mr. Durois.

I am looking for your nephew.

Here is your folder.

You have my copies?

Yes, here they are.

You wrote articles for my nephew?

Who told you?

Patrick.

If this is Patrick who told you... I'm

expected back at school, if you don't mind

You are very talented.

Come work for me.

I offer you a contract.

It's very nice, but it is impossible.

Why?

You will earn more money than the teacher.

Yes?

How much do you want?.

Just came to tell Patrick...

that I will not work more with you.

Everything printed here is false,

misleading and useless.

Lies!

Did you come to support the

election campaign of your Dad?

No, it's my personal opinion.

Explain, please.

I wrote an article about Jackie Logan.

It is excellent.

We'll publish this afternoon.

But that's impossible!

Exactly, that's impossible!

Jackie's life is a bunch of nonsense, lies!

You certainly know a lot of arithmetic,

but not the private life of Miss Logan

I know many things.

Do not tell me... Where did you hear them?

At her home, the other night.

Then you know more than us.

My students are waiting for me...

No, sit down for two seconds.

If you want to restore the truth,

you must speak.

I left with three students in Daniele's car

The Indians attacked

I ran and hid

and I fell in the bathtub

Then I got burned with light

I went down and I

found a leopard in the closet

She arrived, washed the hair, shampoo...

everywhere

Then I got to take a drink

and fell asleep

next day I returned with a man in the car

See? It has nothing to do with

what you print!

Yes, of course.

So you spent the night in her room?

Yes, with her.

Between us... What happened between you?

Between us?

Between you

Between us who?

Between you and her.

Between her and me?

Between us...

Between you and me?

Between you and her.

Nothing!

Are you sure?

Most importantly,

send my regards to your Dad!

Although we are electoral opponents...

...I do not forget the courtesy.

A minute.

Take a picture of my friend Durois.

No, please.

It's ridiculous.

You are not very talkative!

You could have warned

that you wouldn't sleep at home.

Because I could not warn you...

I trust you, but at election time...

Anything can happen.

Mail and the paper, madam.

A little of reading!

Oh!

How can they print such a nonsense.

And this gentleman is running for office...

...against me. Tonight is

contradictory meeting,

I will close that pornographer.

That insane gossip and scandalous news...

...found in the trash cans..

... and he wants to be a mayor...

Pierre Durois.

My crazy night with Jackie Logan

In Babylon or Sodom.

Mayor of Sodom...

What is it?

I have a tic.

You must get medical treatment...

This is... by doing all the writing...

on... on the tables

See you tonight.

Hallo.

Mr. Durois, please / I

How are you?

Is urgent. It's about your son. / I

See you tonight.

It's no time for jokes! / I

Yes, yes. See you later.

This is not a drugstore here!

You buy first and then read.

Did you sell many?

You're the first.

I buy them all.

The copies!

Sir!

That's what you're looking for?

Scalpel.

What?

Sorry for disturbing you.

Did you read the newspaper?

Yes, why?

We're done!

Why?

Explain.

Because of your son!

Is my son in the newspaper?

He did not read it.

Be, right back.

Clips.

Thank you.

Scalpel.

Scissors.

Clips... Scissors!

Clips.

I'm too concerned today!

I'll finish tomorrow.

Follow me.

What will become of me?

I must do something.

We'll publish a denial tomorrow.

What?

It will say that was a hoax.

Gonna work?

Of course. Do not worry.

I see you in my place.

I went through several of these already;

clearly not the same.

Two girls on the street

that look at me and laugh.

This is success!

What success?

Success. I would love to be in your shoes

Any time.

How are you?

You have not seen my binder?

Well...

We have a triangle ABCD

draw a curve...

Let's start again.

I want action, huh?

Good... Jackie, are you ready?

Yes. When you want, Claudio.

I ask for silence!

Engine!

Wheeling.

Calamity Jane 45/7

Action!

Come on, Jackie!

This is not good?

What are you doing, darling? You...

Louder!

It's very well what you did, very nice.

Now, you know what? We do another take.

Have to use more force.

Give harder shots.

I have fear of hurting them.

They are professionals,

you can even kill them!

Right?

Agreed.

And silence!

Pierre Durois. My crazy night

with Jackie Logan

Can I...

Calamity Jane 45/8

Action!

Come on, Jackie.

It is still too soft?

I can do another!

It's very fine.

Are you sure?

Formidable.

What a pity!

Anyone ever betrayed you?

Often.

Trust anyone, you tell him something

and he will tell the reporter!

My government will be determined

that the all condition of the peace

shall be resected and we will do...

Mr. Wessinger.

It's for you.

- The President?

- No, it's Jackie again.

Harry, it's Jackie. Harry, can I

talk to you for 5 minutes, please?

I'm furious.

Who was it?

Not another reporter?

No! He is a math teacher. It's even worse!

Miss Feshner, to the board.

Draw a horizontal x, y.

Mr. Durois?

Yes, I was looking for the chalk.

Here is your portfolio.

The headmaster wants to see you.

Now?

No, after.

X here... and Y there.

Stay there.

How I can get revenge / i

But sweetheart, that trick is

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