The Adventures of Lucky Pierre Page #4

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old as the hills

Surprise the enemy.

Do exactly...

Do exactly the opposite of

what is expected you to do.

Ok, sugar,

Try not work too hard.

Bye, bye.

Come in

Jackie, are you here?

Are you ready?

We are waiting to shoot.

Whole team waiting for you.

I arrive, but first summon the journalists.

Hurry!

But you just kick them out.

Let them come back.

I have something important to say.

Yes, yes, of course.

Gentlemen, this press conference...

...must be surprise to many...

...but when the heart of a woman

bursts of happiness...

...nothing is surprising.

I was sometimes a little unpleasant

towards the press.

And forgive me, I would like you to be...

...the first to know of the big news.

Who is it?

Someone who lives in your area.

Say it! Say it!

I am pleased to announce my engagement to...

...Mr. Pierre Durois,

professor of mathematics.

Who?

The son of the Mayor?

The same.

Where did you meet him?

How?

In my house.

Like in a fairy tale, like in the movies!

When I saw Pierre,

I underwent his magnetism!

He looked at me, I was thrilled...

My heart knew it was that...

what every woman expects.

But Miss Logan,

during your career you met famous actors...

...prestigious athletes and

well-known politicians.

You recently divorced from

a rich Greek ship-owner.

So, why Pierre Durois?

He is a small math teacher.

In love, there is no grade.

There are other exploits that

diplomatic or financial...

...that are enjoyable to a woman.

You mean Pierre Durois is a sex bomb?

A bomb explodes only once.

Pierre is more of an automatic weapon...

A sort of "sexual machine gun!"

You see him as a Casanova

secondary education?

Yes, but more bestial and perverse.

Do you plan to settle here?

You have to ask Pierre,

what he will decide.

Ask!

Go, ask him...

Thank you.

Wait for me here.

Seller of rubbish!

What does this mean?

Nothing stops you, huh?

Is capable of anything.

I printed true.

There was never an ounce of truth...

.. in his journal crap!

Your own son told me!

I want a denial!

Never!

Trash! Corrupted! Rotten!

So you do not deny?

No!

Then we shall eat,

his small newspaper!

Not very rich, huh?

Will you deny?

Seems to like it.

You will catch a

indigestion with this.

This one... is complete.

I have several copies more.

Will you deny this?

Yes

My uncle is there?

Yes, but...

Jackie Logan just confirm her relationship

with son of Mayor.

Sh*t!

What about denial?

Impossible.

What do we do?

I have a solution.

'll be back in 5 minutes.

What do you want?

Let me go!

Your father wants to see you.

I have my classes!

This is urgent!

You're hurting me!

I'll scream!

We say you're crazy.

I'll scream!

I'm not crazy!

So, sex bomb, huh?

In what circumstances did you meet

Jackie Logan?

I do not care!

Do you agree when she says

you are a fabulous lover?

Your students...

Are they really in love with you?

There's someone in the shower!

There!

It's him.

It's Mr. Durois.

But what are you doing?

But stop! Stop! No!

Listen to me!

Oh! So what's new?

Rest assured, I managed

to get hold of my son.

And where he is,

journalists will not find out!

It means that...

What do you mean by that?

No, nothing.

My son is in this clinic...

...he needs quiet and rest.

Very good idea.

Now please

say about our response.

Here I am, my chickadee...

Feeling better, my duckling?

I brought you a surprise, look...

So your little wife will

always be with you...

Didn't you miss your little Simone, my love?

Now we'll be together day and night.

Madam, you are mistaken.

Your husband is in the front.

Pig!

Good, let us summarize.

First, what happens...

...it's a conspiracy mounted by

our opponent.

My son restores the truth to everyone.

Finally... Are you sure

that nothing happened between them...

...And this actress?

My son with a clown? It's ludicrous.

She is a very pretty woman!

If I were in his place...

One could ask him some questions.

Your son knows at least the truth,

he can tell us.

Good idea.

Follow me.

Here it is.

Seems very badly injured.

It is a camouflage, my idea.

My associates and I have some...

Questions for you.

He must have escaped.

But...

He went through the window.

We are on the 4th floor.

Look.

Do you have the paper ready?

Where are you going? Stop!

The surprise of the day was

the announcement by Jackie Logan...

...of her engagement with Pierre Durois,...

...son of the Mayor of our City.

The issue is very delicate...

And the election compels us to remain...

...neutral.

However we would like to point out some...

...surprising facts.

Actress described Durois...

as a being endowed...

...of a magnetic and a large

sexual appetite. /i

The worst is that Durois tried to meet...

...that hunger...

...on the young gym teacher.

We also learned of Durois' forced entry...

in showers of Bernadette's Women College...

What?

Spreading terror among adolescents.

Where will it end?

In circles close to the Prefecture...

...is discussed again...

...violation of ten nuns of the hospital...

...of Saint-Marcel,

...in our city and whose

perpetrator is still on the run.

Give me that.

Give me Jackie...

I pass...

Jacky

Yes?

Are you ready?

Yes, yes.

The engine?

Yes

Motor.

Wheeling.

Action!

Is it good?

It's beautiful, it's beautiful.

Do you see it?

Maybe a little dust...

There is a car again.

A car?

What does this mean?

Cut!

Lower!

Get out!

- I have to talk.

- No!

Stop!

It's his fault, I saw nothing.

Are you crazy?

You are crazy...

You deny everything!

Never!

Why you telling all this?

You started.

You will tell the reporters

that all is not truth!

On the contrary...

I will add that you are terribly jealous.

What do you do?

Huh? What do you do?

We are a couple, right?

You may be an exceptional lover.

Who is coming?

Journalists, radio and photographers.

What do we say?

I will tell them that nothing happened

between us.

They see us.

Let's go out there.

What do you do?

We have to keep fighting

so they would believe.

I've never slept with you! Never!

And I'm sure you're not

animated by a vile feeling of curiosity...

...but because you want to know the truth.

Want to know how our opponents...

...attempted attack.

But I prefer to give the floor to...

...our Mayor Hubert Durois.

Yes! They tried to attack me!

They tried to destroy, neutralize me...

But no one is so faithful and courageous

like any honest opponent.

They tried to hit me in the back...

...attacking what I love most...

Which vividly symbolizes...

He exaggerates a bit anyway.

No, just...

They tried to involve my son...

...a sad story of showman.

Story built by journalists assumptions...

More interested in selling...

...then respect the truth.

My son is living symbol of virtue...

Your Dad speaks well,

don't you think?

I'll see if my parents are there...

My son will confirm this himself.

He is here behind the scenes,

with his fiance!.

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