The Adventures of Panda Warrior
- PG
- Year:
- 2012
- 78 min
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In the time of the
warlords, battles raged.
Countries invaded each other.
Crime and aggression
became a way of life.
Day to day existence
was difficult.
Entire populations
were starving.
There was no more
peace to be found.
No peace anywhere in the world.
Hey! Think you're
a great fighter?
Uh-uh.
- You wanna get hurt?
- Uh-uh.
Then why are you asleep
right in the middle
of my training?
Huh?
Captain, sir.
No, I wasn't really sleeping.
I was just closing my eyes,
that I could gain
more insight, you see.
Oh, is that true?
You gain more insight?
Absolutely.
OK. Then go ahead.
Uh. Sorry, sir.
I mean, yes, sir.
All right. Show me.
I want you to attack
me with your insight.
Hyah!
Hyah!
What are you doing?
I'm warming up.
- You warmed up now?
- Not yet.
Let's go!
If you don't come at me soon,
then I'll just have
to hit you first!
Huh?
Ridiculous.
How do you plan to fight the
enemy and protect your country?
Uh, why must we
fight each other?
If we can live
together in harmony,
then there's no reason to fight.
- We can live in peace.
- Not true.
There is no peace here.
Peace doesn't exist.
The world as we know it is hard!
You're wrong. There is a place
without any war.
people live in harmony,
and it's called Merryland.
Grandpa, I'll prove
that Merryland really does exist.
And I'll prove that my
grandpa never lied to me.
Ah. What a beautiful
meteor shower.
Wait a minute!
Ahhh!
Hurry, men! Go!
The enemy is near!
Get ready!
But, sir, it's the enemy! Run!
You coward! How can you retreat
at a time like this?
Ah!
Don't chase me!
Somebody, somebody help!
Grandpa, it won't be long now.
I'll see you soon.
Ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah!
Ah, this must be heaven.
It's so beautiful here.
- Aggh! Pig?
- Uh-huh. That's right.
Wait. A talking pig?
Why not? Well, if a panda
can talk, then why can't I?
Huh?
Wait.
A talking panda?
Where? What panda?
I don't see any pandas here.
How 'bout now?
Oh, wow. It's a panda.
What's a panda bear
doin' in that thing?
It's called a mirror.
A mirror?
Mirrors are made of glass.
Hmm. Well,
this one's special.
Oh.
Oh, no! You sure it's a mirror?
- Yep.
- No, that can't be me!
Mmm-hmm.
This makes no sense.
I'm not a panda,
and there's no such thing
as pigs who can talk.
Impossible!
Huh. He really
doesn't know how to fly?
Hi-yah!
Hey! You bumped into me.
Sorry. I didn't
know you were there.
Help!
Wait a minute.
Where am I?
Wow. Is this place for real?
Whoa.
Ahh! What a weird dream!
Where'd I get these mittens?
And what's with this
black and white fur suit?
Don't tell me I really
turned into a panda?
Can you see my tail?
Is it back there?
We're wasting a
lot of time here.
I have things to do.
Noooo! What do I do now?
I don't want to be a panda.
Put me back the way I was.
Chill. Everything
will be fine.
Now that I saved you.
I've never seen a place like this before.
Where am I?
This is Merryland.
Huh?
Did you say Merryland?
What, are you deaf?
Of course. Where else
did you think we were? Hmm?
Merryland really exists.
Grandpa told me the truth.
All right, it's true! Ha ha!
Hey, is something
wrong with your butt?
You gonna be all right?
Yeah, sure.
Uh-huh.
Thanks. I guess I should
introduce myself.
I'm Patrick.
Who are you?
- Peggy Skyflyer.
- Peggy Skyflyer?
- Yep.
- So you can really fly?
Why is that so surprising?
Hmm. Yeah, right.
surprising at this point.
Exactly. You're a
But I wasn't a panda before.
I have no idea why I
turned into a panda
all of the sudden.
Oh, I see. So maybe
you're not a real panda.
Huh? Looks real to me.
What else do you call
a black-and-white bear?
But are you the
legendary Panda Warrior?
Huh? Panda Warrior?
Hmm. Well, it's pretty
hard to imagine you
as much of a warrior.
Yeah, yeah. Not so much.
Ha ha. You got yourself
the wrong panda.
Now! Whaaa!
Oooh, whaaa!
And, launch!
Gross! That is so stinky!
Ah! Whoo!
Well, would you look at that?
Who knew?
Pigs really can fly!
Well, of course.
See ya, panda!
I'm on a mission.
Got a lot to do.
Wowee!
It's beautiful here.
Merryland is such
a wonderful place.
Hey, there.
Huh?
Oh, well, hi.
What's that?
Oh, hey.
How's it goin', guys?
Hey, ah...
- Hee-ya!
- Not again!
Help!
Hiyah!
Wow.
That was amazing,
but why were they attacking me?
The Phantom Army Cats
are all mind-controlled.
- Phantom Army?
- Mmm-hmm.
By the Evil Master.
What? But wait.
supposed to be a place
of peace and harmony.
It was many years ago.
Why isn't it anymore?
Unfortunately, most of Merryland
is under the control
of the Evil Master.
It's no longer the
paradise it once was.
can defeat the Evil Master?
No. No one has been able to.
The only one who
can is a true hero.
And who's that?
Oh. Hmm.
You may be a panda,
but you're certainly no warrior.
Hmm.
That's what I've
been tryin' to tell ya.
Hey! Not so fast!
Hey, where you goin'?
Ah, oh, oh!
All right.
Why are you following me?
Uh, well.
I'm afraid the Phantom
Army will come back
and you don't want me
joining up with them, do ya?
I can tell you're a
really nice person.
Otherwise, you wouldn't
Huh? What else could I do?
And I'm truly grateful for it.
I mean, I don't know
what I would have done
if you hadn't come along.
Hey, knock it off, all right?
And don't follow me.
But...
That's the Evil
Master's dark forest.
Set one foot inside and his
Hey, so we're not
goin' in there, right?
When night falls, there'll
be many army patrols.
It's a dangerous place,
especially for you.
Just stay out here if
you want to be caught.
Heeeyah!
Hey, wait for me!
- Hey, calm down, will ya?
- Who can be calm?
Shhh! You have to be quiet.
If you aren't careful,
the big monster,
who lives here,
will find us, all right?
There's a monster in here?
A big one, but you see,
no one who's ever seen it
has ever returned alive.
No survivors have ever returned
from the monster's clutches.
Now I'm really scared!
- Hey!
- Just kidding.
You're pretty
gullible, aren't you?
Whoaaah!
Oh, no! Help!
What is that scary thing?
That's a lot of teeth!
You think he's mad at
us for some reason?
Oh, yeah? Ha!
Yah!
Hey, hey.
Help! What's going on?
Watch out, spider, here I come!
Yah! Yah!
Take that!
Hey, wait.
- Oh, no.
- Help!
What're we going to do?
I thought you had
this figured out.
Be quiet! Unless you want
to be spider bait.
We gotta get out of here.
This is it!
Huh?
Wow. That was amazing!
You're awesome!
Oh, hey, wait. Let me
help you with that.
Starting a fire is
harder than it looks.
Fine.
- Need some help?
- I got this.
- Here.
- I'm almost done.
I think I got it.
I almost saw an ember.
Hey!
Wait, how'd you do that?
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