The Adventures of Panda Warrior Page #2

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It's an invention

called a lighter.

Amazing! You can make a fire

without hurting your paws.

Mmm-hmm.

Hey, let me take

a closer look at it.

- Mmm-hmm.

- Cool, thanks.

Whatever.

Uh, how exactly

does this thing work?

Here. Let me show you.

I can't breathe.

It's dangerous to

play with fire. You OK?

Yeah.

It's pretty obvious you need to

take me with you on your journey.

I'll fight the Evil Master, too.

No!

But you need some

help, don't you?

- No way!

- Why not?

I'll do whatever you want me to.

Really?

Sure, just ask.

I'll do whatever you say.

Hmm. All right.

Fine, then.

In that case, go join

the Evil Master's side.

- That'll help us out a lot.

- OK, got it.

Uh... am I that useless?

Yes!

Hey.

Why do you wanna help?

I wanna help because the

world's in chaos right now.

And I don't want

Merryland to be that way.

The Merryland that I've heard of is

supposed to be a peaceful place.

A place where everyone can

live in peace and harmony,

and I wanna protect that peace.

I'm on a mission.

I have to go.

To spy on the Phantom Army.

But I've no time to

take care of you.

I can take care of myself.

Don't you worry.

I hope so. I can't be

responsible for your safety.

Are you kidding? I'm a real

expert at being careful.

I can take care of you, too.

I'm good on my own. Taking care

of yourself is enough.

Really?

Then you'll let me come along?

Mmm. It's not up to me.

King Leo will make

the final decision.

Oh, I love it.

I give you my word.

I won't let you down.

I won't ever let you...

Whoa!

- Sorry.

- Oh, man, I totally regret it already.

Uh, you can't go

through life with regrets,

but no more green gas!

Hey, it's not fair.

Pigs can eat whatever they want.

I can only eat bamboo shoots.

- Whatever.

- Boring, right?

I'll tell you, Skyflyer...

It's not safe here.

- Run while you can.

- What's that?

Are you talking in your sleep?

Bet you're dreaming about

that spider fight, huh?

Run! Now!

Once again,

you totally saved us.

Quiet down.

Well, I can't blame

you for resting.

I'd take a break,

too, if I were you.

I said, "Run."

"Run?" What was that?

What d'you say? Hmm?

I said, "Run,"

before it's too late.

Ah? The Dragon Necklace.

Where did you get that necklace?

- Huh?

- You heard me.

- Start talking.

- It was my grandfather's.

- A family heirloom.

- Stop talking!

That is Princess

Angelica's necklace,

your grandfather stole it.

No, he didn't.

My grandpa's not a thief.

He was. A thief never

admits his true nature.

Your grandfather was a

slimy, stinking crook!

How dare you insult my grandpa!

Now you will pay for

your grandfather's crime!

No one insults my grandpa!

Grrrr!

Take it back, right now.

No. I refuse to take

back a single word, panda.

- Yah!

- Too slow!

Hey, enough!

I win!

Now, why did you attack us?

A real Kung Fu Master

refuses to be ambushed.

Huh. Guess that

didn't work out for ya.

You just wait, pig.

I will defeat both of you.

I demand that you untie me.

Not a chance.

I don't trust ya.

And you haven't apologized.

You can leave me

here for an eternity,

but I refuse to apologize.

Now you did it.

Just because you're big

doesn't mean you are mighty.

Huh. Wha. Ohhh.

Thank you.

You can go.

Uh, huh?

You mean, you're releasing me?

You know nothing

about my grandpa.

Oh, all right.

I apologize.

You happy?

Hey!

What's going on?

What'd you do that for?

You're sure you're

not the Panda Warrior?

Of course not. What did I do now

to make you think otherwise?

Huh?

- What are you doing?

- Shhhh.

We're pretty close

to the onion village.

It must have been taken

over by those soldiers.

Wait! Try to stay calm.

Let's see what we

can find out first.

Right.

Show him what happens

when you disobey.

If you try to escape,

then you, too, will be punished.

Enough. I can't just sit here

while he bullies

those onion things.

Don't risk it.

We're completely outnumbered.

Weird onion animals or not,

it's inhuman.

Who's human? I'm a pig.

Hey.

Here I come!

That's my pig.

Me... Ow.

Run, Patrick!

Whoa!

He knows magic.

He must be a tree spirit.

I am the one and

only Phantom Warrior.

Yeah, big deal.

I'm here to destroy

all evil forces.

Well, we'll see about that.

Whoa! Ahhhh!

Take that! And that!

It's the Mantis.

What, does this little pipsqueak

want a piece of me, too?

Hah. I may be

green, but I'm mean.

I am a force to

be reckoned with.

Get lost, bug!

Move it!

Hey, he just said,

"Your grandpa's a fool."

What?

No one insults Grandpa,

except Grandma.

Hmm. Course not.

We all know who

the real fool is.

Now apologize to my grandpa!

You hear that, you mean tree?

Take that.

Sorry, I lost a little

bit there with the,

you know, he was talkin'

smack about my grandpa.

So, what should we

do with him now?

Let's see.

- Allow me to help you.

- Wow.

Are you the legendary

Maestro Ginseng,

the Master of Sonic Arts?

Yes, and I have

come here to help you.

But you can just call me Jimmy.

Oh, just Jimmy, huh?

Sure. I thought you

always worked on your own.

So, why would you

want to help us?

Because from the

moment I saw you,

I knew you were different.

I think you could

save Merryland.

That's why I've

decided to help you.

Weird.

Better.

He is now cured.

What is the meaning of this?

How did I end up here?

You were taken over

by the Evil Master.

But that root saved you.

Rubbish! I am the one

and only Phantom Warrior.

I can't be mind controlled.

Oh, really?

I see. Interesting.

So you meant to attack

the onion village, huh?

No way!

How dare the Evil Master take

control of my mind like that!

I'm going to go find him

right now and take him down.

Hold on!

If you could beat him,

you wouldn't have

been mind-controlled.

Enough. No insect bosses me.

Jimmy, you freed

the crazy tree from

the Evil Master's control.

Could you free the

entire Phantom Army, too?

I always need time

to rest after I perform

The Song of Peace.

I need time to recover.

I can't free them all.

Well, that's weird,

but I understand.

You've helped us

out a lot already.

The Phantom Army will

eventually return here.

You should go now.

Farewell, panda.

Goodbye.

And thank you, Jimmy.

Thanks, Jimmy, for your magic.

Come on.

Hey, how long will

it take to get

to the Rainbow Hole?

Long.

I guess we better

move our onions.

- Hey.

- What now?

Company.

Huh?

Uh-oh.

Onions, take cover!

Perfect timing.

Saves us the trouble

of finding you.

You guys somehow managed

to break the spell,

which means that you must

be part of the rebellion.

Enough threats.

How about a little fire?

Patrick. That big ox just

insulted your grandpa.

I didn't hear him say anything.

Well, he was thinking it.

How could you possibly

know what he's thinking?

Hmm. I just know.

Do you know what I'm

thinking right now?

Hmm. How to escape?

Well, I know where I'm going.

Behind this bush over here.

Let's attack together

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