The Adventures of Pluto Nash Page #3

You're in luck!

I just happen to have a cancellation.

Fantastic!

Are you all original

or have you been previously improved?

All original.

Really?

Yes, from top to bottom.

Okay, then.

Well, what exactly did you have in mind?

We were thinking we could start

with some ass-resculpting for her...

...to get a little more bubblage...

I happen to have a great ass!

I'm not saying your ass isn't great.

We'd like something...

Could you do something

about his big mouth?

Do you have any catalogues?

Maybe we could get some ideas.

Come this way,

I'll show you exactly what you want.

Thank you.

Come on, honey.

Look at the asses on the wall.

Yeah. Don't push it.

Let's start with some

of the basic body types.

Here's one I think you'll really like.

The Amazon.

I don't like that. That makes me

look like a big dufus, doesn't it?

- Where would we buy clothes?

- I don't want to be the big dufus.

Good point. Let me try again.

This one I'm particularly proud of.

The Venice Beach.

Wait a minute.

I think you done found something there.

Look at that, honey.

Yeah, look at that. Look at me!

This is me?

It could be.

Honey, I'm looking and I'm thinking...

...you should rethink the ass enhancement.

It will work. It will help out.

What you want is to have a... You know?

She also needs a little more of this, too,

up top. Can you fix this?

If you could spruce these up a little.

Just a little sprucier.

I know that she has ample now.

But I'm talking titties galore.

Let's have the titties really flowing.

Yeah, like that.

Look at that.

Why don't we step into my office

and discuss the terms?

Yes, let's go in and sign up! Look at that!

Before we get started, there's a few things

I'd like to talk over with you.

First of all, will you be paying in cash...

...or would you like to take advantage

of our flexible financing plan?

All in cash, all at once.

- Excellent! Medical records?

- Right here.

And police permit?

Our police permits?

I think you'll find

that our police permits are in order.

Police permits.

Sorry, no can do. Not without

a police permit. It's Body Alteration 101.

You could be fugitives, killers, anybody.

No, we're just a couple trying

to put the spark back in our relationship.

The idea of revealing such personal details

to the police.

Please, Dr. Zimmer?

All right. Come back tonight, 8:00 sharp.

But it's another $10,000 upon completion.

All right. Then, doctor, you are busted.

Give me a break. What are you guys,

the Health Department?

You wish we were.

Listen, you got one chance.

You answer some questions for me.

And I want the truth.

Okay, what do you want to know?

- When you worked for Runa Pedanken...

- I never heard of her.

You want to play games?

Put the cuffs on her.

Come on, cuff her.

No! Just hold on!

Hold the cuffs.

Tell me everything you know

and don't play games with me, Mona.

Talk to me. What do you know?

Right now.

All right, all right.

Towards the end, Runa was dealing

with some pretty heavy characters...

...but she didn't tell me who.

And she didn't keep any records.

But one day I walked into her office

as she was showing one of the guys out...

...and he left his briefcase behind.

The initials WZW were embossed on it...

...in gold.

It was made out of genuine alligator skin.

Are you with me?

Alligator skin. Earth goods.

That's all I know. I swear it.

Just for the record, I have never had

one complaint about my ass.

I was just playing. I said that for the lady.

It was part of the scam.

Ma, what are you doing here?

Seeing that you're all right.

Ma, this is Dina. Dina, my mother.

You're his mother?

Why, you got a problem with that?

I'm surprised.

You could easily pass for his sister.

Thank you.

Why are you gallivanting around?

You'll wind up dead.

I got to take care of those guys

that blew up my club.

- You got to get your ass off the Moon!

- I don't think so.

You think you're a hot-sh*t, ex-rill-hopping,

burned-down-club-owning guy...

...but once in a while,

listen to your mother.

All right, I'll get off the Moon!

But can I get something to eat first?

God!

Bruno, get some beer and sandwiches.

And you ought to be a little nicer

to your robot.

Be nicer to my robot?

You been in here bitching to my moms?

Gentlemen.

Suite with a hot tub?

Which room is Nash in?

Lie to me and I will blow your head off.

3D.

You take the stairs.

You two, take the elevator.

Let the robots take the stairs.

You stay here.

Pluto, this is Roy. You got company.

We got to move out of here.

Come on, this way!

Bruno, check and see

if we can get out the window!

Model DRL '84.

Very nice.

Bruno!

Excuse me.

Too high to jump!

Bruno, see what you can do

with these bolts.

Okay. Ready?

Go!

Freeze!

Raise your hands!

Excuse me. Can I get through here?

Go back to your room, lady.

- Nice shooting, Ma!

- Thanks, baby.

I'll call you back.

Stay here!

Bruno, enough!

Rowland, it's Pluto.

I got to get to the Far Side.

I need you to get me a spacesuit.

Make that two spacesuits.

One for a female about 5'7".

I'll tell you when I get there.

- This is Dina.

- Nice to meet you.

Hi. Thanks.

I'm getting ready to leave town.

How will you get to the Far Side?

Walk there?

I got that covered.

I'm arranging for some transportation.

That's it.

- Code generator serial number?

- 8-7-4-3-5-0-8.

Check.

It's not my business, but why don't we

just rent a car instead of stealing one?

Because you can't rent these.

- What's so special about it?

- It's a Chrysler DeSoto S-5000.

It cruises on a 14-inch cushion of air,

hikes up to 64 inches in rough terrain.

It's heat and meteor resistant,

with a torque compressor power thrust...

...and a kick-ass sound system.

Trust me on this one.

Bruno, I need an ignition chip.

This might do the trick.

It will work perfect.

I love a place where your bodyguard

and car have interchangeable parts.

Smart-ass. After you.

Good evening, Mr. Vandervoort.

James here. Aren't you early, sir?

We're surprising Mrs. Vandervoort

with some jam and scones...

...and picking her up

at a spa on the Far Side.

You're not Mr. Vandervoort at all.

You're some hooligan

trying to steal his motorcar.

I won't have it!

Shut up and drive. Head for the Far Side.

I'll give you to the count of three

before I alert the authorities. One.

Sorry, James. You're too late.

I have disconnected your alarm relay.

So get moving, Jimmy boy,

or you'll have a speech impediment.

Good God, I'm being stolen!

Take over for a while, James.

I will not be an accomplice in this.

You're not an accomplice,

you're a hostage. Do it.

- I won't be intimidated.

- Do it!

All right.

Thank you.

Nice work, James.

Yeah, James. You little a**hole.

I heard that.

- How are you holding up?

- Fine.

Listen, I won't let anything happen to you.

I promise.

All right.

How long does the night last up here?

Two weeks.

- That's so depressing.

- No, it's not. It's nice. Look at this.

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